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Tomahawk Bliss > amputees still like sex
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person

Samael Lysvall > MMO is like Sex... sure you can do it alone... but it's better when you get a partner

[14:11:55] Sans Testicleis > hey guys, i've submitted 2 petitions to get my ibis back. can someone tell me how long they usually take?

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Lexx Phoebus > there was semen found in the victem's mouth
Fortune Mitford > The truth
Fortune Mitford > is always
Fortune Mitford > Hard to Swallow

#3834 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Dev Corland > *coughwe'reat14kcough*
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Tarn A'thalus > /emote hands dev a coughdrop
Dev Corland > Yeah, thanks. I need to get this checked.
Tarn A'thalus > /emote looks through is skills for anything even remotely medically related.....
Enigmas > There is biochemistry or something like it..
Dev Corland > lol
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm metalurgy..nope that won't do it
Tarn A'thalus > hmmm cybernetics.... gettin closer
Dev Corland > Cybernetic lungs would work :D
Tarn A'thalus > laboratory operation, that is promising :)
Dev Corland > Eep
Tarn A'thalus > mechanic...noooo.
Tarn A'thalus > i guess i'll use laboratory operation and cybernetics... .Nideon, hand me that saw we found today :)
Nideon > the rusty one?
Enigmas > A spoon works much better, saw.. pah, we're not in the middle ages here..
Dev Corland > lol
Erelah > haha
Dev Corland > o.O
Tarn A'thalus > oh... i know... a torch!!! i need a blowtorch, a spoon, a spring... some rum.... and a cat!
Dev Corland > /emote makes sure all hatches are closed so no one can get in his ship.
Tarn A'thalus > and i'll fix ya right up dev
Tarn A'thalus > lol
Nideon > well i have a 3/8 socket set, a couple napkins, a large rock with 1 sharp edge, and about 3 foot of shoelace will that do?
Tarn A'thalus > hmmmm yeah, but the napkins are to wipe my forehead, i'll make do with the rest
Erelah > perfect
Dev Corland > wipe YOUR forehead?! I'm the one getting operated on with a rusty spoon and a bloody cat!
Erelah > haha
Tarn A'thalus > oh, no
Tarn A'thalus > the spoon is bloody
Tarn A'thalus > the CAT is rusty
Tarn A'thalus > don't ever get that mixed up
Erelah > ROFL

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Frater Prio > there should be a "miles and more" program for stainers, like every 100 jumps u do u get a free insta-jump to a system of ur choice anywher in eve
PaulAtreides > LOL
X Clone > haha :D
Frater Prio > or a red travel bag, or maybe a foxtail for the poc ...

#13412 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Shacheh > i dont understand
Shacheh > you dont gain isk from pvp
Shacheh > you tend to lose it
Fate Shayiskhun > You don't do PvP to make ISK, you make ISK so you can do PvP!

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<CyanAngel> ffs im really thinking about taking tobs back off ignore i keep missing parts of the convo lol
<Teh-Tobzy> someone tell CyanAngel to unblock me :|
* Teh-Tobzy pokes CyanAngel
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> Teh-Tobzy pokes CyanAngel
<Teh-Tobzy> ur a gd messenger Hellclan|Oraclegol1 :D
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> i know Teh-Tobzy
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> Teh-Tobzy jump huggles CyanAngel
<CyanAngel> hellclan stop helping him :P
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> <Teh-Tobzy> someone tell CyanAngel to unblock me :|
<CyanAngel> how about.... no :P
<Teh-Tobzy> not like that
<Teh-Tobzy> be nice
<Teh-Tobzy> say im being nice :|
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> he/ she is almost begging
<Hellclan|Oraclegol1> to get a unblock
<CyanAngel> dont say anything, he isnt actually blocked roflmao
<Teh-Tobzy> OMG
<Teh-Tobzy> u bastard

#10124 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

Golakka > i heard, if you remove wrecks from your overview, you cant see mimitar ships

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<+Xharky> <Mitchman-> eh, can the dreads mine in siege mode? if they can, then it would be harder to kill one <--- >_> Look what you've done!
<&Hammerhead> that takes fuel though
<&Hammerhead> I'm mining with a moros and tanking this blood arch engraver
<&Hammerhead> mining on the test server is about the lamest thing ever

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