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<Carinelle> I got a spam with a heading "You will suprise her with your hulk" I wondr is that tailored to eve players :-P
McBarnacle > http://www.clyde-space.com/cubesat_shop
McBarnacle > want to build your own space satellite? ;)
Anna Book > Do they have giant death lasers?
McBarnacle > don't think so but I could e-mail them and ask if you want
Anna Book > If they are not prepared to sell it over the counter then they won't get my money...
McBarnacle > imagine being able to buy a death star online
McBarnacle > "can I help you sir?"
McBarnacle > "yes, I'd like a death ray, 2 large battery packs, a deployment platform and a coffee machine please
Anna Book > "certainly sir, would that be the regular sized death star or our new dyson sphere sized one? The dyson sized comes with a five-year warranty."
McBarnacle > lol
McBarnacle > "does that include insurance if it fails to blow up Yavin IV?"
Anna Book > "We will fully reimburse you for any planets it fails to blow up, but the warranty does not include damages caused by improper exhaust port protection."
Henriikka > so
Henriikka > some how i managed to not get any of the books needed for that
Henriikka > i think i looked at the wrong BP
Henriikka > i need to stop smoking pot
Henriikka > i think i may have gotten skills to build drones
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Hellspawn01 > lol, gate camping gone wrong here
Hellspawn01 > 3x ppl camping in covetors :)
Novac > lol
Draageem > maybe they hope some roid will jump through
Lemon > ok lets roll
Aliez Kahn > lolz read that as lets troll
Lemon > thats for after
Loedem > omg its a pic of a naken man!
Loedem > oh wait, I hit back by accident
IgnorantBliss > Normally I'd say I can't complain, cause at least I'm not Amarr. But with the drone bandwidth nerf coming to the Myrm and the Eos I feel like I re-rolled Amarr over night.
DmD666 > you don't look very interesting
DmD666 > interested*
DmD666 > ...you just got burned by a typo
Arthur_> Dude, that's not a Projectile platform!
LaFond> if it can fit turrets, it's a projectile platform
LaFond> any ship can be made better by installing autocannons
Teo> Hear the voice of The God.
VirH> amen
VirH> :P
Teo> This concludes today's ceremony.
VirH> Now we sing, song number #1 "Ode to Gyros!"
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