Vengeful Hraptor > So the girl in the channel i was talkin about
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me
Thadeous Dalitri > what are the odds you just letting us pass peacefully through that gate?
Sakura Nihil > In exchange for what?
Sakura Nihil > Passage implies a fee...
Thadeous Dalitri > In exchange for my friendship.
Sakura Nihil > Sorry, fresh outta that.
Sakura Nihil > Princess Celestia approves of your proposal, however.
Sakura Nihil > Friendship should be a currency...
Sakura Nihil > Even though I bet China will peg the exchange rate to it...
Sakura Nihil > In exchange for what?
Sakura Nihil > Passage implies a fee...
Thadeous Dalitri > In exchange for my friendship.
Sakura Nihil > Sorry, fresh outta that.
Sakura Nihil > Princess Celestia approves of your proposal, however.
Sakura Nihil > Friendship should be a currency...
Sakura Nihil > Even though I bet China will peg the exchange rate to it...
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Agalantiri > Hell, have a look at Lot and his daughters
Agalantiri > Justification for a daughter to have sex with her father so he can have sons
Agalantiri > Genesis whatever number
Hiro Nagamura > Sure, but Lot had an excuse. He was surrounded by queers. I mean, if I was surrounded by sodomites, I know I'd start fucking relatives.
Hiro Nagamura > Wait...
Hiro Nagamura > What did I just say?
Agalantiri > That if you were in a gaybar you'd hook up with your sister
Agalantiri > Justification for a daughter to have sex with her father so he can have sons
Agalantiri > Genesis whatever number
Hiro Nagamura > Sure, but Lot had an excuse. He was surrounded by queers. I mean, if I was surrounded by sodomites, I know I'd start fucking relatives.
Hiro Nagamura > Wait...
Hiro Nagamura > What did I just say?
Agalantiri > That if you were in a gaybar you'd hook up with your sister
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
kimisake > zeb, you busy?
Zeb Carter > heading to ealur to grab my cara
kimisake > bring zee to riav for me in a cara?
Zeb Carter > can't :( I can't run more than two accts anymore :(
kimisake > darn
kimisake > what happend?
totes6 > ya what happened?
Zeb Carter > need to reinstall windows again.. not sure what happend this time.. must not have done the voodoo spells right on this install
totes6 > lol
kimisake > lol!
kimisake > msft voodoo skill level is at 1 atm
Zeb Carter > hehe
totes6 > yes u must remember the correct incantations
Zeb Carter > don't laugh I'm from new orleans ;)
Zeb Carter > and god knows windows needs a little black magic to run smooth
totes6 > if u want zeb u can borrow my microsoft voodoo spells for dumies book
totes6 > ive used it plenty of times lol
Zeb Carter > thats ok.. I picked up some software install incense last time I was at the voodoo shop
Zeb Carter > heading to ealur to grab my cara
kimisake > bring zee to riav for me in a cara?
Zeb Carter > can't :( I can't run more than two accts anymore :(
kimisake > darn
kimisake > what happend?
totes6 > ya what happened?
Zeb Carter > need to reinstall windows again.. not sure what happend this time.. must not have done the voodoo spells right on this install
totes6 > lol
kimisake > lol!
kimisake > msft voodoo skill level is at 1 atm
Zeb Carter > hehe
totes6 > yes u must remember the correct incantations
Zeb Carter > don't laugh I'm from new orleans ;)
Zeb Carter > and god knows windows needs a little black magic to run smooth
totes6 > if u want zeb u can borrow my microsoft voodoo spells for dumies book
totes6 > ive used it plenty of times lol
Zeb Carter > thats ok.. I picked up some software install incense last time I was at the voodoo shop
Thenary > How does penetration works?
Thenary > Erm, how does damage penetration works?
Nallii > rawr'd
Thenary > Erm, how does damage penetration works?
Nallii > rawr'd
Azia Burgi > you know daleks can fly now
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, in the new series
Spoon Thumb > wtf, flying daleks?
Spoon Thumb > do they cruise around superman style or hover or what?
Azia Burgi > hover
Spoon Thumb > ok that makes a bit more sense
Azia Burgi > they don't have wheels any more
Azia Burgi > a weird grav-plate thing instead
Azia Burgi > it makes them way scarier than the originals
Azia Burgi > scary in a cute way though
Spoon Thumb > ...
Azia Burgi > i like daleks
Azia Burgi > ♥ dalek pr0n! ♥
Spoon Thumb > don't make me google that...
Azia Burgi > bring it on!
Azia Burgi > http://images.google.com/images?q=dalek%20porn
Azia Burgi > OMG!
Azia Burgi > www.dalekporn.com
Spoon Thumb > lol
Azia Burgi > afk
Eagle Extravaganza > your masturbating over the dalek porn, arnt you?
Spoon Thumb > maybe >.> <.<
Azia Burgi > ewww!
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, in the new series
Spoon Thumb > wtf, flying daleks?
Spoon Thumb > do they cruise around superman style or hover or what?
Azia Burgi > hover
Spoon Thumb > ok that makes a bit more sense
Azia Burgi > they don't have wheels any more
Azia Burgi > a weird grav-plate thing instead
Azia Burgi > it makes them way scarier than the originals
Azia Burgi > scary in a cute way though
Spoon Thumb > ...
Azia Burgi > i like daleks
Azia Burgi > ♥ dalek pr0n! ♥
Spoon Thumb > don't make me google that...
Azia Burgi > bring it on!
Azia Burgi > http://images.google.com/images?q=dalek%20porn
Azia Burgi > OMG!
Azia Burgi > www.dalekporn.com
Spoon Thumb > lol
Azia Burgi > afk
Eagle Extravaganza > your masturbating over the dalek porn, arnt you?
Spoon Thumb > maybe >.> <.<
Azia Burgi > ewww!
Funless Saisima: wiki has a boosting tengu, this thing is very squishy heh
Ereshgikal : yeah, with covops and nullifier it's like a used condom
Ereshgikal : can't use it for any action
Ereshgikal : yeah, with covops and nullifier it's like a used condom
Ereshgikal : can't use it for any action
Winterblink > Heheh :p
Winterblink > Yeah, Cecil got immortalized tonight :)
El Coyote > yea just read it
El Coyote > can't think where you get the ideas from :P
Winterblink > Had his comic cherry popped. And his "rammed from behind by a megathron" cherry too.
Cythrawl > ... that should be omgrawr'd
Winterblink > Yeah, Cecil got immortalized tonight :)
El Coyote > yea just read it
El Coyote > can't think where you get the ideas from :P
Winterblink > Had his comic cherry popped. And his "rammed from behind by a megathron" cherry too.
Cythrawl > ... that should be omgrawr'd