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<Daakkon> ehehelolol
<Levin> lol
<Levin> so true
<Levin> just need a shot of the thorax...
<Daakkon> ehehelolol
<Levin> lol
<Levin> so true
<Levin> just need a shot of the thorax...
Arvald > i dont mind it if you kilt check me
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
PrimeHex > ALL I REMEMBER IS A PAIR OF TITS
<Morpheous> injects a crushed up EVE disc into his arm
<Cro_Magnus> I'm on Castor IV drop Morpheous
<Cro_Magnus> I'm on Castor IV drop Morpheous
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Kurt Cobain > heh, mass iron login
Elieza > worried?
ic35t0rm > nope we have rust spray
Elieza > good call, glad we invested in that
Elieza > worried?
ic35t0rm > nope we have rust spray
Elieza > good call, glad we invested in that
Khan Wilde > not true on my other acct my caldari can suck an npc dry very quickly while my partner is hammering it
DigitalCommunist > Lets play a game
DigitalCommunist > Called
Plasmatique > so kyle, you going to spill the beans or keep us guessing?
DigitalCommunist > "Whats the best way to blow a bil"
DigitalCommunist > GO
Silver Ghost > give him a monica
DigitalCommunist > ;[
DigitalCommunist > ;[
DigitalCommunist > Ok you win.
DigitalCommunist > Called
Plasmatique > so kyle, you going to spill the beans or keep us guessing?
DigitalCommunist > "Whats the best way to blow a bil"
DigitalCommunist > GO
Silver Ghost > give him a monica
DigitalCommunist > ;[
DigitalCommunist > ;[
DigitalCommunist > Ok you win.
* Levin is now known as Levinski
<Levinski> good day comrades
<@kieron> Levin, you could have just changed the v to an n and been just fine
<Levinski> yeah but then i have expectations to live up to
* Kurenin is now known as Kurenistan
* Kurenistan is now known as Kurenov
<+Kurenov> I AM COMRADE KURENOV
<+Kurenov> (Though kurenin is actually russian :|)
<Levinski> i think kieron is an american spy
<Jadrutski> we shall shoot him just to make sure
* kieron is now known as kieronov
<@kieronov> Happy, comrades?
<@kieronov> It is a sad day for the state, is it not? Although DigitalCommunist was previously a member of the glorious state, the puppet known as HellGremlin has not joined in
<@kieronov> Horse
<+Kurenov> Let us invade Icelandistan
<Jadrutski> FOR THE MOTHERLAND
<Levinski> good day comrades
<@kieron> Levin, you could have just changed the v to an n and been just fine
<Levinski> yeah but then i have expectations to live up to
* Kurenin is now known as Kurenistan
* Kurenistan is now known as Kurenov
<+Kurenov> I AM COMRADE KURENOV
<+Kurenov> (Though kurenin is actually russian :|)
<Levinski> i think kieron is an american spy
<Jadrutski> we shall shoot him just to make sure
* kieron is now known as kieronov
<@kieronov> Happy, comrades?
<@kieronov> It is a sad day for the state, is it not? Although DigitalCommunist was previously a member of the glorious state, the puppet known as HellGremlin has not joined in
<@kieronov> Horse
<+Kurenov> Let us invade Icelandistan
<Jadrutski> FOR THE MOTHERLAND
CilLary > not true, avantage in this game is the training occulrs when you are ofline
Lord MindsEye > that has always been by prime complaing with games like this.. nice to know they found a way to balance it
Druadan > who's for a nice cup of tea and a sit down?
Lord MindsEye > CilLary > not true, avantage in this game is the training occulrs when you are ofline
Lord MindsEye > really?
Druadan > yeah
Lord MindsEye > when i log off i still keep training?
CilLary > In other mmopgs you need to be online to improve lvls, not here
Druadan > you set a skill to train, and it will continue in real-time
CilLary > yes
Lord MindsEye > shit!
Lord MindsEye > I been staying in station online the whole time for that
Rick Dripps > when my trial was over i trained gellente frigate to level 5 and it took 24 days
Talon Arkz > you didn't know that?
Lord MindsEye > i leave my ship docked and go to sleep
Lord MindsEye > that has always been by prime complaing with games like this.. nice to know they found a way to balance it
Druadan > who's for a nice cup of tea and a sit down?
Lord MindsEye > CilLary > not true, avantage in this game is the training occulrs when you are ofline
Lord MindsEye > really?
Druadan > yeah
Lord MindsEye > when i log off i still keep training?
CilLary > In other mmopgs you need to be online to improve lvls, not here
Druadan > you set a skill to train, and it will continue in real-time
CilLary > yes
Lord MindsEye > shit!
Lord MindsEye > I been staying in station online the whole time for that
Rick Dripps > when my trial was over i trained gellente frigate to level 5 and it took 24 days
Talon Arkz > you didn't know that?
Lord MindsEye > i leave my ship docked and go to sleep