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Arashi Miike > pfff...like I wouldnt have podded him for 50mil
Haffrage > I took a 1.6 sec hit too.
Haffrage > I used to be 2.7
David Darkstar > hey, you're a Caldari. You're supposed to pod your own
mom for ISK. Get over it.
DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
el caido > even the blind play eve without sound
Great Wandell: the price of iterons is going up slowly. any idea on what's causing that?
UnSiViLiZiEd: ? supply and demand ?
Great Wandell: thanks Rockefeller
mazzilliu > im trying to land on a moon
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy
DamienEx > who are you
DamienEx > and why are you there
DamienEx > here
Persephone Starter > oh ffs
Persephone Starter > I'm your conscience... you remember what that is, dane?
DamienEx > that hitng i never lsiten tpoo?
Persephone Starter > yeah, that
DamienEx > see no wonderi dont know who you are
Persephone Starter > you know, the one that told you to not tap that crazy bitch that one time after a party? yeah, that same one
<@Viceroy> Daakkon
<@Viceroy> PORN
<@Viceroy> NOW
<Daakkon> can't mom is home
Aduna > hey mirel
Aduna > stfu and go fuck your sister
Aduna > :)
mirel yirrin > NO
mirel yirrin > SHUT UP
mirel yirrin > FUCK OFF
Freyjan > ill fuck her
mirel yirrin > DIE IN A PLANE FIRE
Freyjan > wait you have a sister?
Freyjan > no mirel
Freyjan > chemical fire
Freyjan > CHEMICAL
Freyjan > or grease
mirel yirrin > a very young, jailbait sister >_>
Freyjan > nice
Freyjan > pix plz?
Freyjan > linky linky
mirel yirrin > and every single fucking person in this fucking corp is obsessed with fucking her for some reason!
mirel yirrin > You bunch of sick bastards!
Freyjan > my friend once made a comment about how he'd fuck my sister
Freyjan > this was at a party we were having
Rhodey > She sounds like the girl from harry potter! ITS HAWT
Freyjan > this is before he knew i had one, actually
mirel yirrin > Come back in four years you Cock-juggling thundercunts !
Freyjan > so I shout back to him (truthfully).....
Freyjan > DUDE she's SEVEN!!!
Freyjan > and he's like OH MY GOD
mirel yirrin > WIN!
Freyjan > everyone sorta laughs at him and calls him a pedo for a week
mirel yirrin > afk watching vindicator movie
Freyjan > it was hysterical =)
Aduna > mirel, chalk up another omgrawr entry
Sitara Roshan > however, when drunk i look like an epileptic cocker spainel playing the drums for rock band
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
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