Mentalbus > doh my destroyer just got destroyed = /
Kellksan > :(
Kellksan > by mobs?
Mentalbus > yah
Kellksan > got pirated today on my cruiser.
Mentalbus > : /
Kellksan > he asked for 2 mil in ransom.
Kellksan > What should i've said?
Kellksan > "No sorry, im on a Trial acc. So i cant give you money" ?? Who the hell would believe such a thing? And the sad thing is..
Mentalbus > Its true..
Kellksan > :(
Kellksan > by mobs?
Mentalbus > yah
Kellksan > got pirated today on my cruiser.
Mentalbus > : /
Kellksan > he asked for 2 mil in ransom.
Kellksan > What should i've said?
Kellksan > "No sorry, im on a Trial acc. So i cant give you money" ?? Who the hell would believe such a thing? And the sad thing is..
Mentalbus > Its true..
Pwett > /emote points to the kernite buy order
Lord Chemosh > pwett.. pay a decent price.. else you'll be looking for a long time.
Pwett > 108 is very decent
Lord Chemosh > 108 is a fucked up low price
Pwett > that's 199 for the trit
Pwett > 100 for the iso
Pwett > 14 for the mex
Pwett > at perfect refine
Lord Chemosh > Then buy it refined..
Pwett > that's damn decent for not having to move it
Lord Chemosh > 350 is the price unrefined.. see if you can find it below that anywhere in aridia
Pwett > I don't need it refined
Pwett > Do the damn math, that's rediculous
Lord Chemosh > i know.. then dont refer to the refined prices
Pwett > just because there's a sell order for 350 doesn't make that the price
Pwett > I take care of mineral indexes for 3 regions, I know what minerals go for
garfh > well it is dahoot prices :) if you dont like it then dont buy it :)
Pwett > You're not the only corp that mines out here, just the loudest
garfh > we have the rice sooo we deside the price
Lord Chemosh > /emote agree Garfh
Pwett > /emote mutters about retarded miners
Lord Chemosh > /emote mumbles something about a carrier looking for a hauler to shoot down..
Lord Chemosh > pwett.. pay a decent price.. else you'll be looking for a long time.
Pwett > 108 is very decent
Lord Chemosh > 108 is a fucked up low price
Pwett > that's 199 for the trit
Pwett > 100 for the iso
Pwett > 14 for the mex
Pwett > at perfect refine
Lord Chemosh > Then buy it refined..
Pwett > that's damn decent for not having to move it
Lord Chemosh > 350 is the price unrefined.. see if you can find it below that anywhere in aridia
Pwett > I don't need it refined
Pwett > Do the damn math, that's rediculous
Lord Chemosh > i know.. then dont refer to the refined prices
Pwett > just because there's a sell order for 350 doesn't make that the price
Pwett > I take care of mineral indexes for 3 regions, I know what minerals go for
garfh > well it is dahoot prices :) if you dont like it then dont buy it :)
Pwett > You're not the only corp that mines out here, just the loudest
garfh > we have the rice sooo we deside the price
Lord Chemosh > /emote agree Garfh
Pwett > /emote mutters about retarded miners
Lord Chemosh > /emote mumbles something about a carrier looking for a hauler to shoot down..
Duran Farshore > i swear if i had 1k isk for each idiot trying to pass off a raven as a navy raven in jita i could buy 2 actual navy ravens and have enough left over for a decent ship
Lagerstars > im getting to the point where i can almost think about heading in to low sec space
Blur66 > It's funny, when I started, I was in low sex space, and I didn't have a clue :P
Blur66 > err...low sec lol
Lagerstars > lol
Blur66 > there wasn't much sex either though :)
Archaic Emm > tons of it out here =)
Blur66 > It's funny, when I started, I was in low sex space, and I didn't have a clue :P
Blur66 > err...low sec lol
Lagerstars > lol
Blur66 > there wasn't much sex either though :)
Archaic Emm > tons of it out here =)
Kua Burrow slaps his forehead to indicate his stupidity
Kua Burrow > her* lol its so late i forgot my own gender
Kua Burrow > her* lol its so late i forgot my own gender
Norven > 23 minutes til i have the skill to fly a cruiser :)
Kyrall > which race?
Norven > caldari
Kyrall > booooooo
Kyrall > btw: welcome to ugly town in 23mins :P
Norven > caldari have good mining cruiser
Arro Cera > OMG REALLY?!?!
Norven > and who *wouldnt* want to be able to turn to their significant other and casually mention they were flying a badger earlier that day...
Kyrall > saw my aunty at the weekend, got some newly hatched chicks, and 1 was deformed, legs stuck out sideways and it couldnt stand, I KNEW it reminded me of something...
Kyrall > which race?
Norven > caldari
Kyrall > booooooo
Kyrall > btw: welcome to ugly town in 23mins :P
Norven > caldari have good mining cruiser
Arro Cera > OMG REALLY?!?!
Norven > and who *wouldnt* want to be able to turn to their significant other and casually mention they were flying a badger earlier that day...
Kyrall > saw my aunty at the weekend, got some newly hatched chicks, and 1 was deformed, legs stuck out sideways and it couldnt stand, I KNEW it reminded me of something...
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
<Haffrage> Just woke up an hour ago... ( 1800 local)
<Atrisha> What time did you go to bed to wake up at such a time???
<Haffrage> 1030 in the morning.
<Haffrage> The sun is my nightlight.
<Atrisha> What time did you go to bed to wake up at such a time???
<Haffrage> 1030 in the morning.
<Haffrage> The sun is my nightlight.
Teugif Sahdasson > hmmm
Teugif Sahdasson > someone tried to suicide my hauler
Teugif Sahdasson > lost 5% shields...
HoeMaster > they certainly failed tehn
Teugif Sahdasson > was afk so not sure what happened :)
Teugif Sahdasson > aggression countdown shows 2 guys attacked me
HoeMaster > probably goons or something
Teugif Sahdasson > privateers
HoeMaster > or that fail alliance
Teugif Sahdasson > [ 2008.03.29 07:39:45 ] (combat) Caldari Navy Terror Assault Missile belonging to thundachronic hits you, doing 67.7 damage.
Teugif Sahdasson > [ 2008.03.29 07:39:40 ] (combat) Caldari Navy Bloodclaw Light Missile belonging to jasse34 hits you, doing 44.5 damage.
Teugif Sahdasson > no idea what ships they used
Teugif Sahdasson > total damage 605
Teugif Sahdasson > failteers suicide failed :)
Jirad TiSalver > out of corp alt? :)
Teugif Sahdasson > me
Aries Acheron > failgank is fail.
Jirad TiSalver > the wardec is still active, isn't it? :)
Aries Acheron > another 20 hours or so
LuckyStrike > it is
kommer > yes it is
Aries Acheron > 2:38 tomorrow it ends
Teugif Sahdasson > lol
Teugif Sahdasson > should I say oops?
Jirad TiSalver > LOL!!!!
Teugif Sahdasson > 200mil worth of rig parts and lg slave implant...
Jirad TiSalver > LOL!!!
Teugif Sahdasson > afking chamei-jita :)
Teugif Sahdasson > someone tried to suicide my hauler
Teugif Sahdasson > lost 5% shields...
HoeMaster > they certainly failed tehn
Teugif Sahdasson > was afk so not sure what happened :)
Teugif Sahdasson > aggression countdown shows 2 guys attacked me
HoeMaster > probably goons or something
Teugif Sahdasson > privateers
HoeMaster > or that fail alliance
Teugif Sahdasson > [ 2008.03.29 07:39:45 ] (combat) Caldari Navy Terror Assault Missile belonging to thundachronic hits you, doing 67.7 damage.
Teugif Sahdasson > [ 2008.03.29 07:39:40 ] (combat) Caldari Navy Bloodclaw Light Missile belonging to jasse34 hits you, doing 44.5 damage.
Teugif Sahdasson > no idea what ships they used
Teugif Sahdasson > total damage 605
Teugif Sahdasson > failteers suicide failed :)
Jirad TiSalver > out of corp alt? :)
Teugif Sahdasson > me
Aries Acheron > failgank is fail.
Jirad TiSalver > the wardec is still active, isn't it? :)
Aries Acheron > another 20 hours or so
LuckyStrike > it is
kommer > yes it is
Aries Acheron > 2:38 tomorrow it ends
Teugif Sahdasson > lol
Teugif Sahdasson > should I say oops?
Jirad TiSalver > LOL!!!!
Teugif Sahdasson > 200mil worth of rig parts and lg slave implant...
Jirad TiSalver > LOL!!!
Teugif Sahdasson > afking chamei-jita :)
scela > hmm 1h 16m till lvl 4 production efficiency
Salacir Khan > and 2d 3h 5m till i get to the gate
Salacir Khan > and 2d 3h 5m till i get to the gate