<eskalin> molle wtf is a ladettes?
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
<Theo> a male version of the bidet
<wizzard66> lol
<wizzard66> when i went to a good hotel with my wife, she saw a bidet for the first time. before i knew it she was washing her feet into one
<wizzard66> then i explained wat it was
<wizzard66> she spend like 20 minutes on it
<abs> hahaha
<Throdax> lmao
<wizzard66> and i had to leave the room :-(
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Absolon > We will succeed or I will become a hermit and live in a 1.0 system for the rest of my days in eve selling shuttles
JaakJaak > hi
Mithrandir TFC > hiya JJ
Mithrandir TFC > hows life
JaakJaak > ok i fond a 12 year old
JaakJaak > to play with
Mithrandir TFC > lmao
Mithrandir TFC > is your name gary glitter ?
Mithrandir TFC > hiya JJ
Mithrandir TFC > hows life
JaakJaak > ok i fond a 12 year old
JaakJaak > to play with
Mithrandir TFC > lmao
Mithrandir TFC > is your name gary glitter ?
Hans Roaming > shinra officer spawn in snf :)
B33R > OMG
B33R > 11 is EMPTY
Karak Zuer > I didn't do it!
B33R > THERE IS NOTHING HERE
Karak Zuer > nothing? not even veld?
B33R > i know...who did it...gonna fucking war dec
B33R > nothing
B33R > i mean damn...
B33R > hell hound..who else has been on...
Karak Zuer > who would haul veld back to ogoten from here? that's just nuts...
B33R > no kidding...wtf
B33R > oh nvm
Karak Zuer > ??
B33R > my bad...he grp wapred us back to safe point...
B33R > lol
Sinala Graves > LOL
Karak Zuer > rolf....
Sinala Graves > back
B33R > * B33R now feeling stupid and falling off of couch laughing
B33R > 11 is EMPTY
Karak Zuer > I didn't do it!
B33R > THERE IS NOTHING HERE
Karak Zuer > nothing? not even veld?
B33R > i know...who did it...gonna fucking war dec
B33R > nothing
B33R > i mean damn...
B33R > hell hound..who else has been on...
Karak Zuer > who would haul veld back to ogoten from here? that's just nuts...
B33R > no kidding...wtf
B33R > oh nvm
Karak Zuer > ??
B33R > my bad...he grp wapred us back to safe point...
B33R > lol
Sinala Graves > LOL
Karak Zuer > rolf....
Sinala Graves > back
B33R > * B33R now feeling stupid and falling off of couch laughing
Libria Kyzal > I am officially 'bacon girl'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Aquillar > I appear to have misplaced my cloaking device
KANNIK > was it turned on when you put it down AQ ? lol
Aquillar > lol kannik go away
KANNIK > was it turned on when you put it down AQ ? lol
Aquillar > lol kannik go away
Kelthal > Avast ye dogs, there be no Scum in local, Scour the Seven regions for Target's! or ill have yee hides !
Knuck > atan do you ever sleep dude :p
Atandros > Sleep is counter-revolutionary!
Atandros > Sleep is counter-revolutionary!