<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
joefishy > my inflatable wife burst last night :(
joefishy > so iam pretty sad
Drako Krakin > at least no alimony
joefishy > true
joefishy > so iam pretty sad
Drako Krakin > at least no alimony
joefishy > true
Faustus Kraemer > EVE hates me tonight. And I love it still. I'm a WHORE *sobs*
Streya Jormagdnir > Fucking bling masters, welding credits straight into their polymer T3 hulls
haav0c > /emote whistles tunelessly
Endo Scrote > lo Haav
haav0c > o/
XennoX268 > Gratz on the kill haav
XennoX268 > :P
haav0c > >.>
haav0c > i sense a slight mocking
XennoX268 > Wait, why are you all of a sudden blue to me?
haav0c > we're best friends forever?
XennoX268 > It certainly looks that way >.>
haav0c > awesome.
haav0c > give me ur stuff.
XennoX268 > :/
XennoX268 > /emote gives haav0c a boot up the ass
haav0c > that's one of the worst places to get a boot!
haav0c > i thought we were friends!
XennoX268 > You didn't specify what stuff
XennoX268 > So I gave you the only stuff I had, and decided to give it to you in the cliched form
haav0c > i don't like you as my new friend =(
Endo Scrote > lo Haav
haav0c > o/
XennoX268 > Gratz on the kill haav
XennoX268 > :P
haav0c > >.>
haav0c > i sense a slight mocking
XennoX268 > Wait, why are you all of a sudden blue to me?
haav0c > we're best friends forever?
XennoX268 > It certainly looks that way >.>
haav0c > awesome.
haav0c > give me ur stuff.
XennoX268 > :/
XennoX268 > /emote gives haav0c a boot up the ass
haav0c > that's one of the worst places to get a boot!
haav0c > i thought we were friends!
XennoX268 > You didn't specify what stuff
XennoX268 > So I gave you the only stuff I had, and decided to give it to you in the cliched form
haav0c > i don't like you as my new friend =(
Verone > So, this post I was gonna write... on a scale of 1 to Epic... it was going to be like, Raptor Jesus riding side saddle with Chuck Norris across a desert of ice and fire on the back of a fucking Lazersaurus Rex.
Cracken > wtb 8 reprogrammed demolisher rogue drones
Cracken > muwhahahha
Cracken > muwhahahha
Mortuus > To bring Interdiction Sphere Launcher I online requires 100.0 cpu units, but only 100.0 of the 285.0 units that your computer produces are still available.
fl0pski > hehe yea i had that too
fl0pski > or you have 99.9998 cpu available
fl0pski > or the launcher uses 100.00982 cpu
fl0pski > something ghey like that
Mollari Cotto > thats dumb
Mollari Cotto > it should be whole numbers
Mollari Cotto > not .00000000000008
Oceana > lolol
fl0pski > they round it to whole numbers, but the ship says no
Mollari Cotto > ender... would you say that ccp doesn't know its significant figures?
fl0pski > you are fined 1700.0037254800372 isk for making ccp look stupid
fl0pski > hehe yea i had that too
fl0pski > or you have 99.9998 cpu available
fl0pski > or the launcher uses 100.00982 cpu
fl0pski > something ghey like that
Mollari Cotto > thats dumb
Mollari Cotto > it should be whole numbers
Mollari Cotto > not .00000000000008
Oceana > lolol
fl0pski > they round it to whole numbers, but the ship says no
Mollari Cotto > ender... would you say that ccp doesn't know its significant figures?
fl0pski > you are fined 1700.0037254800372 isk for making ccp look stupid
Arox Dax > hmmm I seem to have lost corp chat :P
Arox Dax > can't see anything, my tab flashes if I have it minimized, but when I open it, it's just blank :P
eprimos > get out of the car and close the door them get in again and all will work just fine
Arox Dax > well I will try logging out then back in, see if that works
Arox Dax > well that seems to have worked
Arox Dax > don't know WTF happened, but it just stopped working :P
Arox Dax > ah well, it's eve, didn't expect things to work properly :)
Arox Dax > can't see anything, my tab flashes if I have it minimized, but when I open it, it's just blank :P
eprimos > get out of the car and close the door them get in again and all will work just fine
Arox Dax > well I will try logging out then back in, see if that works
Arox Dax > well that seems to have worked
Arox Dax > don't know WTF happened, but it just stopped working :P
Arox Dax > ah well, it's eve, didn't expect things to work properly :)
Azia Burgi > ok i should probably sleep
Azia Burgi > i just put my freshly made mug of tea in the fridge
Azia Burgi > sat down and thought "didn't i just make a drink?"
Azia Burgi > i just put my freshly made mug of tea in the fridge
Azia Burgi > sat down and thought "didn't i just make a drink?"