Davlos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camion_%C3%A9quip%C3%A9_d%27un_syst%C3%A8me_d%27artillerie
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
Julianus Soter > oh dear.
Julianus Soter > /emote shakes head sadly.
Julianus Soter > it's a howitzer... on a truck.
Julianus Soter > welded together
Davlos > the name itself already is a direct translation of
Davlos > TRUCK EQUIPPED WITH AN ARTILLERY SYSTEM
Graelyn > Dark times.
Davlos > and apparently, French artillerymen are really damn accurate
Davlos > because they have so few ammo to shoot with, they <i>have</i> to be damn accurate to make them count
Verone > man, no wonder TCF are such fucking failures if they have 8 renault pickups with drainpipes welded to their roofs strapped to the side of their Maelstroms
Verone > it all makes sense now
Verone > i can hear them firing now
Verone > *boom* ces't le takes that, you arabian pigdogs.... *pfft *pfft* le fronche artillerie will has your mothers for breakfasts! *pfft* *pfft* *boom* sombodie lower ze stabilisers, i 'ave le spilled my moccachino
Verone > i don't wanna talk to you no more you afgan knnnnnnn-igit... your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries
Arro Cera > brb god needs a shit
Arro Cera > dog*
Arro Cera > rofl
Kyrall > what a typo
Arro Cera > dog*
Arro Cera > rofl
Kyrall > what a typo
Micrihael Smith > advantage of miners / fighters
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
Azia Burgi > hello
DemonicBitch > hey
DemonicBitch > corpses?
Azia Burgi > thats whats in the cemetry :)
Azia Burgi > anything else i can do for you?
Azia Burgi > /emote pokes
Azia Burgi > if you don't saying anything soon i fear that you've died
Azia Burgi > /emote rubs her hands with glee at the prospect of yet another body >:D
DemonicBitch > hey
DemonicBitch > corpses?
Azia Burgi > thats whats in the cemetry :)
Azia Burgi > anything else i can do for you?
Azia Burgi > /emote pokes
Azia Burgi > if you don't saying anything soon i fear that you've died
Azia Burgi > /emote rubs her hands with glee at the prospect of yet another body >:D
Lord Makk > Aren't you out plundering with the rest of england
Lord Makk > Or you limited to EVE like the rest of us :p
Lord Makk > Or you limited to EVE like the rest of us :p
Go Team > beagle going 1400m/sec hehe
Shaydin > beagle ?
Go Team > yup
Yazoul Samaiel > blaster eagle
Yazoul Samaiel > u nub :P
Shaydin > u Caldari r nuts
Go Team > vambeagle really
Go Team > 2 E50s on
Shaydin > So a typhoon with Autos and torps would be ?
Go Team > shit
Shaydin > beagle ?
Go Team > yup
Yazoul Samaiel > blaster eagle
Yazoul Samaiel > u nub :P
Shaydin > u Caldari r nuts
Go Team > vambeagle really
Go Team > 2 E50s on
Shaydin > So a typhoon with Autos and torps would be ?
Go Team > shit
The RepoMan > shhhh no logic in this channel, this if for intel only
Tiffy Mezzier > I've decided that women have a 20% logic resistance bonus per level
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Grey Area > Arbalest prices already tumbling....
Seras Martagne > Gosh
Grey Area > Haven't been below 70 mill in months...now approaching 50 in places...great patch eh? :-S
RedWyvern > yeah! :)
RedWyvern > read the blog? up to 400% increase in officer spawns in some areas...
RedWyvern > plus a chance they'll drop faction ship bpcs
Grey Area > Great...officer will spawn next to my Raven...what am I supposed to use to kill him? Harsh language?
Leo > what's 400% of 0?
Seras Martagne > Gosh
Grey Area > Haven't been below 70 mill in months...now approaching 50 in places...great patch eh? :-S
RedWyvern > yeah! :)
RedWyvern > read the blog? up to 400% increase in officer spawns in some areas...
RedWyvern > plus a chance they'll drop faction ship bpcs
Grey Area > Great...officer will spawn next to my Raven...what am I supposed to use to kill him? Harsh language?
Leo > what's 400% of 0?