Andra McKay > CAOD, its the olympics of trolling...
Andra McKay > the special olympics...
Andra McKay > the special olympics...
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Longline30 > are your fists registered as weapons?
Sakai Nariyama > no but my dick is
Sakai Nariyama > no but my dick is
Churick > numbers are bad...
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Skirge > One night I stayed up with my old ceo
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
soulstripper > i cant believe it,i had bout 20 containers to look through to get mission objective ,and i had to pfind it in the last one,story of my life,hehe
Elise Masutra > i always collect every single loot
Elise Masutra > i'm soo griedy i even mine the veldspar in deadspace missions
Elise Masutra > i always collect every single loot
Elise Masutra > i'm soo griedy i even mine the veldspar in deadspace missions
[+Gunnar_Aztek] entering game
[+Evelgrivion] He looks like he's trying to look like Jamie Hynaman of the Mythbusters XD
[+Gunnar_Aztek] im in space :d
[&Oneiromancer] Finall. I needed to change my skill.
• +Gunnar_Aztek *sings* IIIIM SOOOO ALONE
[+Evelgrivion] lol
[+Evelgrivion] I set a longer skill just in case :P
[+Evelgrivion] It still wasnt necessary
[+Evelgrivion] but better safe than sorry
[&Oneiromancer] You think I'd know better =)
[+Evelgrivion] :P
[@Mindstar] server open
[+Evelgrivion] You work for them and still don't know to change skills before patch day ;P
[+Gunnar_Aztek] lol Oneiromancer
[+Evelgrivion] He looks like he's trying to look like Jamie Hynaman of the Mythbusters XD
[+Gunnar_Aztek] im in space :d
[&Oneiromancer] Finall. I needed to change my skill.
• +Gunnar_Aztek *sings* IIIIM SOOOO ALONE
[+Evelgrivion] lol
[+Evelgrivion] I set a longer skill just in case :P
[+Evelgrivion] It still wasnt necessary
[+Evelgrivion] but better safe than sorry
[&Oneiromancer] You think I'd know better =)
[+Evelgrivion] :P
[@Mindstar] server open
[+Evelgrivion] You work for them and still don't know to change skills before patch day ;P
[+Gunnar_Aztek] lol Oneiromancer
Ghost Nightmare > I AM A REVERSE WALRUS
Theo Samaritan > !TEKKUB YM EM EVIG
Theo Samaritan > !TEKKUB YM EM EVIG
Reavos Vishad > ok, to make things simpler i'm jsut gonna taker the t2 and faction stuff from the pvp hanger and dump all the t1 and meta crap into gneral use hangers cool?
DraLaFi > eh.. meta crap stays in pvp :p
Reavos Vishad > k, and corpses?
DraLaFi > sell them to Amarr people... :D
DraLaFi > eh.. meta crap stays in pvp :p
Reavos Vishad > k, and corpses?
DraLaFi > sell them to Amarr people... :D
Kmoki > Mission running = extraordinarily boring
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!
Kmoki > How do people do this for a living?
Enigmas > Try mining..
Kmoki > I can't even imagine :(
Kmoki > You're a braver man than I, Enigma
Enigmas > Bravery has nothing to do with it. As a miner you only need two things. A mining laser and an extremly low IQ.
Kmoki > lol
Dev Corland > lol
Dev Corland > :(
Enigmas > It's on the offical caldari state tests too:
Q: What is your IQ:
[] Off the scale;
[] Between genius and wannabe;
[] Average;
[] I can dress myself;
[] I URR MINER!!!!11!