<KaneED> exotic dancers do nothing for me
<Levin> =o
<KaneED> they're kinda small
<Levin> you more of a damsel fan?
<KaneED> well
<Levin> you like the 250kg laydeez?
<[CRC]Sherkaner> if they are contraband, it's in the item info
<KaneED> no Levin, i will never fancy you
<KaneED> :(
<Levin> =o
<KaneED> they're kinda small
<Levin> you more of a damsel fan?
<KaneED> well
<Levin> you like the 250kg laydeez?
<[CRC]Sherkaner> if they are contraband, it's in the item info
<KaneED> no Levin, i will never fancy you
<KaneED> :(
IronGoldenEagle > we at war with anyone?
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
Nomi Cakes > War: Currency Exchange vs. C0NVICTED
IronGoldenEagle > that would explain why they locking me up in jita
Nomi Cakes > We've been at war with them for a week...
Nomi Cakes > everyone was warned....
Nomi Cakes > I haven't even been PLAYING EVE and I knew we were at war.
IronGoldenEagle > i havent played eve in a year
Nomi Cakes > I haven't gotten laid in almost six years, but I still know to check if she's got crabs.
Zarius Elysium > Blimey it's like a dodgy car salesman faceoff here.
Goumeka Ghalvia > Welcome to Dodixie.
Zarius Elysium > 'TEll you whart, i'll throw you in this pile of salvage with your DOmi absoulutely freeeee.'
Blon Tork > nice
Zarius Elysium > 'CHeap as chips.'
Solara Hawk > thats about right zar
Summer Knights > if you question my integrity at least check my contract history first, my reputation is glisteningly perfect :)
Solara Hawk > buncha chinese gypsies selling you broken crap
Zarius Elysium > LOl they should do an EVE bargain hunt.
TANGO 2008 > lol
Zarius Elysium > 'John went for a nice navy issue vexor with his money, whilst Sam was a bit more cavaliar, going for a rather beat up old minmatar cyclone.'
Zarius Elysium > How will they do at auction? Lets find out!
Solara Hawk > hahaha
Solara Hawk > add some flannel shirts to that and you have yourself a redneck flea market
Zarius Elysium > :P.
Zarius Elysium > Lol it's even in the name. DoDIXIE.
Solara Hawk > LOL exaclty
Zarius Elysium > 'Hay ma, dems traders are on mah land again, get mah gun.'
Goumeka Ghalvia > Welcome to Dodixie.
Zarius Elysium > 'TEll you whart, i'll throw you in this pile of salvage with your DOmi absoulutely freeeee.'
Blon Tork > nice
Zarius Elysium > 'CHeap as chips.'
Solara Hawk > thats about right zar
Summer Knights > if you question my integrity at least check my contract history first, my reputation is glisteningly perfect :)
Solara Hawk > buncha chinese gypsies selling you broken crap
Zarius Elysium > LOl they should do an EVE bargain hunt.
TANGO 2008 > lol
Zarius Elysium > 'John went for a nice navy issue vexor with his money, whilst Sam was a bit more cavaliar, going for a rather beat up old minmatar cyclone.'
Zarius Elysium > How will they do at auction? Lets find out!
Solara Hawk > hahaha
Solara Hawk > add some flannel shirts to that and you have yourself a redneck flea market
Zarius Elysium > :P.
Zarius Elysium > Lol it's even in the name. DoDIXIE.
Solara Hawk > LOL exaclty
Zarius Elysium > 'Hay ma, dems traders are on mah land again, get mah gun.'
olddone > nice hits
olddone > sorry not here to play tonight, kind of busy
Sadist > travel setup, hauling goods?
Sadist > not in the mood?
Sadist > have to get up early tomorrow?
Sadist > That and more in our best selling book "1001 excuses for an ASCN pilot"
olddone > sorry not here to play tonight, kind of busy
Sadist > travel setup, hauling goods?
Sadist > not in the mood?
Sadist > have to get up early tomorrow?
Sadist > That and more in our best selling book "1001 excuses for an ASCN pilot"
ShahFluffers > you have to right lick them first
ShahFluffers > ....... that typo is so wrong and funny
Lucius Britannia > right lick? as opposed to left lick?
Raizaox > right lick goes deeper so i guess that would be choice
Lucius Britannia > that explains everything. thanks
ShahFluffers > mmmmm... licky, licky
Lucius Britannia > in this game, right lick is your friend
ShahFluffers > ....... that typo is so wrong and funny
Lucius Britannia > right lick? as opposed to left lick?
Raizaox > right lick goes deeper so i guess that would be choice
Lucius Britannia > that explains everything. thanks
ShahFluffers > mmmmm... licky, licky
Lucius Britannia > in this game, right lick is your friend
Darth Kilth > I come in Peace.
Darth Kilth > I expect to leave in... one piece.
Darth Kilth > I expect to leave in... one piece.
Shatana Fulfairas > you seen the popular therad on eve-o atm ?
SamuraiJack > cant believe my ass is top of CAOD and its 5 pages...
SamuraiJack > cant believe my ass is top of CAOD and its 5 pages...
mirel yirrin > Lucifers idea of good battle tactics involve charging, head on, into 500 Heavily Armed Fanatical Anti-pirates, equipped only with the EvE Equivalant of a Skateboard and a Penknife.
Sovy Kurosei > Bek.
EYEDOLL > Bak
Avaan Eclipse > Bok
EYEDOLL > bik
Sovy Kurosei > Bek bek?
Lazerous Random > Bek bok, waggh?
Sovy Kurosei > Bika Beka Baka.
Avaan Eclipse > Ungh wap, fepp
Lazerous Random > lol
EYEDOLL > Crazy Fuckers O_o
Avaan Eclipse > :)
Lazerous Random > Yeah we got seperated from our marbles a few systems back
Thomdril Merrilin > dirka dirka dirka, jihad
Lazerous Random > Damn Amarr customs
EYEDOLL > hehe, i bet
Lazerous Random > Full cranial cavity search o.O
EYEDOLL > Bak
Avaan Eclipse > Bok
EYEDOLL > bik
Sovy Kurosei > Bek bek?
Lazerous Random > Bek bok, waggh?
Sovy Kurosei > Bika Beka Baka.
Avaan Eclipse > Ungh wap, fepp
Lazerous Random > lol
EYEDOLL > Crazy Fuckers O_o
Avaan Eclipse > :)
Lazerous Random > Yeah we got seperated from our marbles a few systems back
Thomdril Merrilin > dirka dirka dirka, jihad
Lazerous Random > Damn Amarr customs
EYEDOLL > hehe, i bet
Lazerous Random > Full cranial cavity search o.O
Tinglestaff > Yep.
Azia Burgi > i'm curious...
Morat Starhopper > 19 mins for l1 here
Azia Burgi > does your staff actually tingle?
Tinglestaff > Oh...um...that. Well, it's a LONG story <pun>...
* Morat Starhopper looks at Azia askance
Morat Starhopper > some chat up line Azia :P
Silas Novacejk > hehe
Tinglestaff > Acutally... I'm a Friar.
Azia Burgi > /emote looks all innocent
Morat Starhopper > lols yes
Azia Burgi > i see
MrShooter > I wonder... If you had a cargohold full of tribbles and went into lowsec or 0.0, would anyone want to shoot you? Or would it be too cruel?
Azia Burgi > and friar's staffs tingle?
Tinglestaff > Staff wepon and all. :) A legacy name from, you guessed it, DAOC
Azia Burgi > ...
Tinglestaff > Heh heh... I don't think I like where this is going. :)
Morat Starhopper > just dont let aZIA catch you alone
* Azia Burgi maintains her innocent look
Tinglestaff > <looks around nervously>
* Morat Starhopper hands azia an emmy
Tinglestaff > <checks the locks on the door>
Azia Burgi > i heard they had ointment for tingle staff
Morat Starhopper > ols
Morat Starhopper > lols
Tinglestaff > I knew this would spiral out of control. :)
Azia Burgi > he isn't coming near me if his staff tingles
Morat Starhopper > Nurse Azia ....
Azia Burgi > piss
Azia Burgi > off
Morat Starhopper > :P
Azia Burgi > i'm curious...
Morat Starhopper > 19 mins for l1 here
Azia Burgi > does your staff actually tingle?
Tinglestaff > Oh...um...that. Well, it's a LONG story <pun>...
* Morat Starhopper looks at Azia askance
Morat Starhopper > some chat up line Azia :P
Silas Novacejk > hehe
Tinglestaff > Acutally... I'm a Friar.
Azia Burgi > /emote looks all innocent
Morat Starhopper > lols yes
Azia Burgi > i see
MrShooter > I wonder... If you had a cargohold full of tribbles and went into lowsec or 0.0, would anyone want to shoot you? Or would it be too cruel?
Azia Burgi > and friar's staffs tingle?
Tinglestaff > Staff wepon and all. :) A legacy name from, you guessed it, DAOC
Azia Burgi > ...
Tinglestaff > Heh heh... I don't think I like where this is going. :)
Morat Starhopper > just dont let aZIA catch you alone
* Azia Burgi maintains her innocent look
Tinglestaff > <looks around nervously>
* Morat Starhopper hands azia an emmy
Tinglestaff > <checks the locks on the door>
Azia Burgi > i heard they had ointment for tingle staff
Morat Starhopper > ols
Morat Starhopper > lols
Tinglestaff > I knew this would spiral out of control. :)
Azia Burgi > he isn't coming near me if his staff tingles
Morat Starhopper > Nurse Azia ....
Azia Burgi > piss
Azia Burgi > off
Morat Starhopper > :P