normre14232 > sometimes getting a fight in EVE is like porcupines(sp) trying to have sex....lol
Cygnet Lythanea > Some things that would be common sense are avoided just because the game designers don't want them, and then make statements that in the far future people are too dumb to think up things like, oh, putting flack guns on thier battleships....
Phat Hoe > they need to fix 0.0 mechanics and shit
Xyclaw > it is working as intended
Phat Hoe > cause they fucked it all up with POS'
Cygnet Lythanea > I think that there are a great many things that need fixing, like the magical ability to shoot through allies without hurting them.
Phat Hoe > they need to fix 0.0 mechanics and shit
Xyclaw > it is working as intended
Phat Hoe > cause they fucked it all up with POS'
Cygnet Lythanea > I think that there are a great many things that need fixing, like the magical ability to shoot through allies without hurting them.
<Ak-Gara> [14:43] <Levin> im assuming you also liberally distribute huggles
<Ak-Gara> and fluffles and snuggles
<Levin> lol
<Arthur> yay for Gara
<Arthur> o/
<Levin> fluffles, huggles and then snuggles gara
<Ak-Gara> o/
<Levin> (in the most hetero way possible)
<Ak-Gara> of course.
<Ak-Gara> and fluffles and snuggles
<Levin> lol
<Arthur> yay for Gara
<Arthur> o/
<Levin> fluffles, huggles and then snuggles gara
<Ak-Gara> o/
<Levin> (in the most hetero way possible)
<Ak-Gara> of course.
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Liet > indeed, i can't wait till i don't have to rely on others to get shit done. trust me, i love you and jan, but as instant gratification goes, i love myself much better
Staggerr > i love it when she has one of my balls in her mouth and she bites on that string that is connected to it
TSX01 > so overall, its beneficailly to mimator yes?
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Ortos > shield or armor tank for my mission-machariel? can't decide...both are viable options, it seems
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
TrouserDeagle > Do both :)
Ortos > both, right...
Olixia Castitatis > Why not passive shield tank your midslots while armor tanking your low slots?
Olixia Castitatis > put a couple of WCS in just incase pirates catch you, too.
TrouserDeagle > Micro smartbomb for taking down pirate inties?
Olixia Castitatis > how about a capacitor flux coil to increase the availabilty of cap for your guns?
TrouserDeagle > Ooh.
TrouserDeagle > Machariel could do with some more hull, tbh. Reinforced bulkhead?
Olixia Castitatis > put a laser on their as well to maximize your EM damage output
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > mission-machariel. mission. high sec. mission. high sec. what pirates?
TrouserDeagle > They can get you anywhere, Ortos.
TrouserDeagle > You'll be wanting a blaster and a railgun too, in case you get enemies at either range extreme.
Ortos > -.-
Olixia Castitatis > yeah, be prepared to fight at both 100km and 10km
Olixia Castitatis > I would use iron in your blasters though - 2km is loads too close to the enemy.
TrouserDeagle > Rest of the highs should be tractor beams.
Olixia Castitatis > use a couple of high slots for defender missle launchers.
Olixia Castitatis > To keep away enemy missles.
Ortos > /emote sighs
Ortos > thanks for the help... :O
mutantarachnid > dont run anyinda lol
mutantarachnid > sorry aryndia*
Aryndia > no worries - i was worried about crowding u
Ghost hunter > that completely defeats the purpose of saying no worries in the first place
Aryndia > you cant say anything in local these days without someone picking you up on something !
Ghost hunter > welcome to eve
Ghost hunter > :P
mutantarachnid > sorry aryndia*
Aryndia > no worries - i was worried about crowding u
Ghost hunter > that completely defeats the purpose of saying no worries in the first place
Aryndia > you cant say anything in local these days without someone picking you up on something !
Ghost hunter > welcome to eve
Ghost hunter > :P
(After 3 days of trying to get it working)
Garet Taak > i still cant get this frickin moonmining working
Cassandra Varda > how come?
Garet Taak > i cant work out why it isnt working
Garet Taak > it says its working
Garet Taak > i close window
Garet Taak > OMG IM AN IDIOT
Garet Taak > I DIDNT APPLY
Garet Taak > *beats self on head*
* Cassandra Varda helps Rico beating himself
Garet Taak > i still cant get this frickin moonmining working
Cassandra Varda > how come?
Garet Taak > i cant work out why it isnt working
Garet Taak > it says its working
Garet Taak > i close window
Garet Taak > OMG IM AN IDIOT
Garet Taak > I DIDNT APPLY
Garet Taak > *beats self on head*
* Cassandra Varda helps Rico beating himself