Reiln > you have an evil gf :)
Kywrith Droshi > she is evil
Kywrith Droshi > he beats me
Dr Tekka > HE?!
Kywrith Droshi > she is evil
Kywrith Droshi > he beats me
Dr Tekka > HE?!
sidus_sarmiang: I got raptured
sidus_sarmiang: It was okay
sidus_sarmiang: God was like "oh hey what's up" and we kinda chilled for a while. Then he was like "how'd you like your rapture" and I said "it was okay but I want to go to wendy's now" and he turned out to be a mcdonald's man so he threw me back to earth and called me a faggot
sidus_sarmiang: It was okay
sidus_sarmiang: God was like "oh hey what's up" and we kinda chilled for a while. Then he was like "how'd you like your rapture" and I said "it was okay but I want to go to wendy's now" and he turned out to be a mcdonald's man so he threw me back to earth and called me a faggot
XrayZII > everyone is driving me nuts... i wanna rip someones head off, honestly
Jenny Wimbishi > Not mine, please, I've only got two brain cells and I'd sorely miss them. One's already lost, I've sent the second one looking for it leaving me severely absent minded today.
Jenny Wimbishi > Not mine, please, I've only got two brain cells and I'd sorely miss them. One's already lost, I've sent the second one looking for it leaving me severely absent minded today.
Deka Khan > ive lost my cans
Kayne Darklight > no you haven`t
Deka Khan > no its me - ive lost my belt
Kayne Darklight > you`re in the wrong belt
* Deka Khan looks lost and confused
Deka Khan > im having a senior moment
* Kayne Darklight makes a note of that for his soon-to-be-added quotes section
Kayne Darklight > i like how you bring serpentis friends with your tech 2 scrap heap
Deka Khan > thats how i fell when you come along :)
Deka Khan > feel
Kayne Darklight > you fell? needing a walking aid are we?
Irongut > tech 2 zimmer 4tw! :)
Kayne Darklight > no you haven`t
Deka Khan > no its me - ive lost my belt
Kayne Darklight > you`re in the wrong belt
* Deka Khan looks lost and confused
Deka Khan > im having a senior moment
* Kayne Darklight makes a note of that for his soon-to-be-added quotes section
Kayne Darklight > i like how you bring serpentis friends with your tech 2 scrap heap
Deka Khan > thats how i fell when you come along :)
Deka Khan > feel
Kayne Darklight > you fell? needing a walking aid are we?
Irongut > tech 2 zimmer 4tw! :)
Deschenus Maximus > This is going to sound weird... but I actually feel dirty being in high sec, running missions...
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Copius > hmmm where have all the hostiles in c9n gone?
Fi T'Zeh > my pants
Copius > hmmm must be itchy down there then
Johnny Johnny > lol
Fi T'Zeh > my pants
Copius > hmmm must be itchy down there then
Johnny Johnny > lol
Tarofex > It's official... I'm baaaaaack
Beef Knuckleback > HIDE THE WOMEN AND HORSES
Technical Data > What about the children?
Technical Data > Do we hide those too?
Beef Knuckleback > yes, but somewhere else
Beef Knuckleback > HIDE THE WOMEN AND HORSES
Technical Data > What about the children?
Technical Data > Do we hide those too?
Beef Knuckleback > yes, but somewhere else
silverfox12 > tengu pilot seeking to join an active corp in high sex
Rodj Blake > ALL GATES LEAD TO AMARR