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Pimp Cane > alassra's voice gives me a major stiffy
01Shady10 > which way is it pointing
Pimp Cane > up, obviously
Naketa Tristine > I have a 19 inch in the same line, the 20 inch was only $100 more so what the hell I'll try it
Naketa Tristine > I'm kinda picky when it comes to video
Naketa Tristine > the 19 inch version has really good reviews and performance around the board, for DVD and games
Acidictadpole > i dont wanna know wtf we're talking about
Acidictadpole > inches, games... performance...
Acidictadpole > no thanks
Naketa Tristine > whips, chains, leather, whip cream ...
Acidictadpole > oh, that im ok with
Looking at polaris system info

SpaceCleaver > look at the station names
SpaceCleaver > game master laundry outpost :D
SpaceCleaver > GM biomass processing facility :D
SpaceCleaver > GM health spa
SpaceCleaver > i wonder why theres no GM pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I dont pay CCP for them to have a pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I pay them to give me enjoyment...
SpaceCleaver > :)
Space Chutney > /emote just read his own sentence.
Ulviirala Vauryndar > So every time my EVE/Aura says "The asteroid is depleted" I laugh like Peter Griffin from Family Guy ☻
RUBAlX > who would want hairy balls in their mouth?
Theo Samaritan > kantress
Theo Samaritan > it's a furry
Kantress > I bet gods have really hairy balls.
Kantress > Bet, rather.
Sar Hadariel > u know shes dedicated when she has dingleberries in her teeth
Jihadamon > true dat
Kantress > Ewwwww.
Sar Hadariel > i made kantress Ewwwwwww, ftw
Theo Samaritan > Kantress
Theo Samaritan > when are you going to join a corp
Kantress > It's not that hard to gross me out.
Theo Samaritan > or the millitary
Kantress > Never.
Kantress > You will never get rid of me./
Little Nightmare > Kant should enlist
Little Nightmare > IRL
Theo Samaritan > or get drafted
Kantress > We don't draft in the USA.
Kantress > And my flaming bisexuality would kinda get me kicked out, anyway.
Theo Samaritan > but I can see him running to the enemy in a fursuit, pulling the pin on a grenade and yelling YIFF IN HELL, NORMALFAG
Kilashandra > how gay is this??? 22:28:14 Notify You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
Icenfuel > haha, what?
Kilashandra > there is a bad man inside my ship "touching" my ammo
Selim > hmm I'm gonna have to ask rhag where that system with all the crokite
is here in GW
Selim > I might do the forbidden M word
Chai N'Dorr > ewwww
Selim > only so I can afford something to npc in :P
Atandros > I find your counter-revolutionary tendencies most displeasing,
comrade.
Selim > if I mine all the asteroids, the imperialist west cannot mine them for
themselves, comrade commissar
Atandros > Ah, an ingenious subversion there.
Arna Padrona > As a smoker, the term "fag" stands out.
Arna Padrona > So many time I've been out in fleet formations and say "Gimme 3, I'm gonna have a fag" and hear 5 americans roaring with laughter.
JoDDan > That is pretty funny "having a fag"
Arna Padrona > Worst part was when they once said "that was quick" and I replied "hey, I'm a chef, I need to be fast. I can suck down a fag in 60 seconds" or something like that...
JoDDan > OMG Now that is funny
Tobias Nightbringer > LMAO, Arna...the awkward silence must have been golden.
Arna Padrona > Kind of is, yeah, but at that point I was pretty embarrassed. :)
Arna Padrona > "Silence?" Try... "all hell breaking loose." :)

Rain Al'Thor > armed :)
Rain Al'Thor > AB wont run on this
Paragon Dega > 1200 km
Rain Al'Thor > takes too much power
Paragon Dega > how come?
Rain Al'Thor > might try a 10 on it
Paragon Dega > which one u using?
Rain Al'Thor > 100mn
Paragon Dega > lol ur using a bloody battleship afterburner
Rain Al'Thor > ohh BS class
Rain Al'Thor > :D
Paragon Dega > u just struck a nuke to the back of ur ship and shouted "warp nine mister sul.........."
Rain Al'Thor > :-/
Tatsue Nuko > I just opened a bottle of Cognac
Tatsue Nuko > You know what to expect. >.>
The Cosmopolite > Cognac-flavoured cock?
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