Lano Calani > I have never met a Russian with numbers throughout his name.
Alphawolves > Zsar the 1st
Alphawolves > Zsar the 1st
Soup Medic > i wouldnt wanna sleep anywhere near tom
Soup Medic > me might mistake me for a rock in his mining induced delerium
Aeon Tom > also my parents mite have a problem with a random guy on the couch :P
Fiedan > well with any luck i wouldnt be "sleeping" at his house
Aeon Tom > lmao
Soup Medic > and the last thing i need to know is what tom does with rocks
Aeon Tom > i have pictures :D
Fiedan > u should see what i do with a haligan bar
Soup Medic > ill pass
Soup Medic > depending on the size and shape of the rock a halligan tool may be a little less painful
Fiedan > i was talking bout with gettin into houses
Soup Medic > oh
Soup Medic > well then, carry on
Aeon Tom > lmao
Fiedan > very quickly
Soup Medic > me might mistake me for a rock in his mining induced delerium
Aeon Tom > also my parents mite have a problem with a random guy on the couch :P
Fiedan > well with any luck i wouldnt be "sleeping" at his house
Aeon Tom > lmao
Soup Medic > and the last thing i need to know is what tom does with rocks
Aeon Tom > i have pictures :D
Fiedan > u should see what i do with a haligan bar
Soup Medic > ill pass
Soup Medic > depending on the size and shape of the rock a halligan tool may be a little less painful
Fiedan > i was talking bout with gettin into houses
Soup Medic > oh
Soup Medic > well then, carry on
Aeon Tom > lmao
Fiedan > very quickly
Lucre > I first suspected my overview was gay when all the hostiles changed from red to pink... When the friendlies started colour coordinating I knew for certain... :-/
Rikon Senjo > Sigsy just found a cargo container with 26 Large Autocannon Specialization in them o.0
Archie Pea > it's the texas school book depository
Archie Pea > it's the texas school book depository
TressX > I might go on the test server and do some
Yuki Li > dont bother
Yuki Li > the test server is a joke atm
Twinis > lol
Twinis > no kidding.
TressX > lol whats wrong with it
Yuki Li > when you click undock
Yuki Li > the screen is black for so long
Yuki Li > that you actually think you've died IRL
TressX > ROFL
Davlos > LOL
Yuki Li > dont bother
Yuki Li > the test server is a joke atm
Twinis > lol
Twinis > no kidding.
TressX > lol whats wrong with it
Yuki Li > when you click undock
Yuki Li > the screen is black for so long
Yuki Li > that you actually think you've died IRL
TressX > ROFL
Davlos > LOL
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Khellias> One does not simply... Jump into Jita. There is lag there which does not sleep.
Good Coffee > Dominion AC changes means I keep having to change my undies every time I switch to a new ship in EFT
Good Coffee > I never thought I could sustain this kind of volume. I should go into porn tbh
Good Coffee > I never thought I could sustain this kind of volume. I should go into porn tbh
La Merovingian > Should have known better than to go to a 2-year-old's birthday party. Little maggots spread germs like crazy
Raxip Elamp > Ouch
Raxip Elamp > Sucks, man
Charity Regard > haha
La Merovingian > I got drugs from the doc today. Hopefully it fixes my eyeball soon.
La Merovingian > I can't work :-(
Shae Tiann > =
Charity Regard > I have a kindergartener - nothing germier than them
Raxip Elamp > Sucks
La Merovingian > See. Charity owns a maggot.
La Merovingian > She knows what I'm talkin about
Shae Tiann > lol
Charity Regard > 3 actually.
Raxip Elamp > My children will be genetic super-mutants, with red glowing eyes, who crap spider silk.
La Merovingian > Almost to the "rodent" stage.
Charity Regard > though two have grown out of the actual maggot phase.
Stranger > What were you doing at a 2-year birthday party Dx
Charity Regard > /emote laughs.
La Merovingian > If it wasn't for the fact that the 2-year-old in particular wasn't cool as hell, I wouldn't have been there.
Stranger > This isn't helping your case
Stranger > lol
Shae Tiann > Raxip, can you just IMAGINE what that would do to the house plumbing network/
Charity Regard > 2 year olds arent cool
La Merovingian > It was a friend's kid. I like this particular maggot.
Shae Tiann > not to mention the septic tank
Raxip Elamp > Haha, it'd be on command, not all the time
La Merovingian > This one is. Jayden is awesome. He plays hockey.
Raxip Elamp > Like a silk-worm
Stranger > Hockey like a silk-worm?
Stranger > I'm losing track of this conversation
Raxip Elamp > Ouch
Raxip Elamp > Sucks, man
Charity Regard > haha
La Merovingian > I got drugs from the doc today. Hopefully it fixes my eyeball soon.
La Merovingian > I can't work :-(
Shae Tiann > =
Charity Regard > I have a kindergartener - nothing germier than them
Raxip Elamp > Sucks
La Merovingian > See. Charity owns a maggot.
La Merovingian > She knows what I'm talkin about
Shae Tiann > lol
Charity Regard > 3 actually.
Raxip Elamp > My children will be genetic super-mutants, with red glowing eyes, who crap spider silk.
La Merovingian > Almost to the "rodent" stage.
Charity Regard > though two have grown out of the actual maggot phase.
Stranger > What were you doing at a 2-year birthday party Dx
Charity Regard > /emote laughs.
La Merovingian > If it wasn't for the fact that the 2-year-old in particular wasn't cool as hell, I wouldn't have been there.
Stranger > This isn't helping your case
Stranger > lol
Shae Tiann > Raxip, can you just IMAGINE what that would do to the house plumbing network/
Charity Regard > 2 year olds arent cool
La Merovingian > It was a friend's kid. I like this particular maggot.
Shae Tiann > not to mention the septic tank
Raxip Elamp > Haha, it'd be on command, not all the time
La Merovingian > This one is. Jayden is awesome. He plays hockey.
Raxip Elamp > Like a silk-worm
Stranger > Hockey like a silk-worm?
Stranger > I'm losing track of this conversation
GATORAN > Good Morning Tyrrax; Egg or bacon for breakfast; Romantic haikus?
Tyrrax Thorrk > Good question.
Tyrrax Thorrk > and good morning
GATORAN > I asked in corp chat; Send him romantic haikus; I give a red rose
GATORAN > Stalking wartargets; I see a beautiful face; Targets forgotten
Tyrrax Thorrk > i stole it from jgr yoshida
Tyrrax Thorrk > well actually digitalcommunist copied her face for me
GATORAN > Deadly woman thief; My heart aches for your sweet touch; Though, it must not be
Tyrrax Thorrk > Good question.
Tyrrax Thorrk > and good morning
GATORAN > I asked in corp chat; Send him romantic haikus; I give a red rose
GATORAN > Stalking wartargets; I see a beautiful face; Targets forgotten
Tyrrax Thorrk > i stole it from jgr yoshida
Tyrrax Thorrk > well actually digitalcommunist copied her face for me
GATORAN > Deadly woman thief; My heart aches for your sweet touch; Though, it must not be