Fortunes Tides > my corp mate keeps telling me to slather myself with peanut butter and let cats lick it off
Goose69 > We are having this huge safety drive at work art the moment and a part of it is our "Safe Home Every Day" (SHED) meetings. In the meetings one person will bring a photo or picture showing why they want to get home safe every day
Goose69 > Most people have brought stuff like family, kids, etc. I thought I'd do something different. And I took along a composite picture of EVE stuff....
Goose69 > That's why I want to get home safe everyday. Now People at work are calling me Goose... lol
Goose69 > Most people have brought stuff like family, kids, etc. I thought I'd do something different. And I took along a composite picture of EVE stuff....
Goose69 > That's why I want to get home safe everyday. Now People at work are calling me Goose... lol
WinterWindMKI > upps
WinterWindMKI > i surrender
WinterWindMKI > IoI
WinterWindMKI > its not lol but 2 hands up
WinterWindMKI > i surrender
WinterWindMKI > IoI
WinterWindMKI > its not lol but 2 hands up
Murphy > if people don't settle down they're going to have repititive clone activation syndrome
Murphy > hey I like that
Murphy > RCAS
Murphy > hey I like that
Murphy > RCAS
Black Prince > I got bailed up by a "sponsor an african child" person in the mall the other day. I tried to tell them that they should leave natural selection take its course and she looked at me like I'd just dropped my duds and dropped a ripe one on the floor.
Lothros Andastar > In Soviet Russia, Minmatar Enslaves you!
Ethaet > I wouldn't mind having few amarr women as slaves
Ethaet > some of them look freaky but some (khanid) are hot
Sal Alo > amarr women like the big minmatar artillery
Lothris Andastar > i bet some gallente clever guy has cornered the market in amarr minmatar slave/bondage porn
Isorath > x rated holreels :p
Lothris Andastar > indeed
Lothris Andastar > thats why I picked gallente
Lothris Andastar > because they make uber pr0n
Ethaet > I wouldn't mind having few amarr women as slaves
Ethaet > some of them look freaky but some (khanid) are hot
Sal Alo > amarr women like the big minmatar artillery
Lothris Andastar > i bet some gallente clever guy has cornered the market in amarr minmatar slave/bondage porn
Isorath > x rated holreels :p
Lothris Andastar > indeed
Lothris Andastar > thats why I picked gallente
Lothris Andastar > because they make uber pr0n
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
tetsaiga > damn. i'm drunk as hel
Mark Harrison > I'll sell ya a "sober" implant for 30 Mil.
Mark Harrison > I'll sell ya a "sober" implant for 30 Mil.
WolfXI > faffles
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
WolfXI > i love faffles
WolfXI > with syrup
WolfXI > lotsa syrup
Terry Nova > Wtf is a faffle?
WolfXI > lol...faffle
WolfXI > a waffle
WolfXI > but it has ears and wings
Terry Nova > ...
Terry Nova > Sounds like cannibalism.
<JohnnyTwoshoe> gonna pick up my Hookbill
<JohnnyTwoshoe> woot, in the Hooker
<JohnnyTwoshoe> ...fuck that came out wrong
<Qwaar-Jet> wrong is a moderate understatement
<JohnnyTwoshoe> woot, in the Hooker
<JohnnyTwoshoe> ...fuck that came out wrong
<Qwaar-Jet> wrong is a moderate understatement