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Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
ceyasha > um is 300K good enough for better guns
mazi kun > Might be, the market in this area sorta sucks.
mazi kun > There, that should be plenty.
ceyasha > um thnks but aint that a bit much
mazi kun > Nope.
mazi kun > Actually I wanted my wallet to be an even number so I sent you the extra lol.
ceyasha > OMG that wus extra that shit fucked up my god am i a noob
mazi kun > /emote just choked on his water.
[17:16:42] <Mundungus> 96+0
[17:16:52] <Mundungus> ..00000000000000000
[17:18:25] <Orkki> ?
[17:19:22] <Mundungus> nothing
[17:19:25] <Orkki> ok
[17:19:29] <Mundungus> something was on my keyboard
[17:21:10] <Orkki> ok
[17:21:16] <Orkki> if its alive kill it if its dead eat it!
Jing Lee > what's a quid
Twistershift > a unit of currency in the UK
Marchant LaCroix > quid = pound sterling
Nev Hortator > how many quids in a pound?
Marchant LaCroix > a quid is a pound
Marchant LaCroix > tis slang.
Azirapheal > 2000 quid is a monkey.
Azirapheal > 1000 isa grand
Nev Hortator > oh...like dollars and bucks
Twistershift > 2000 monkeys is a problem
General Alexious > GALLENTE LIBERISM! DOWN WITH THE MINIMATARS!
Sevias Reymore > MINMATAR HONOR! DECLARATION OF WAR IN RESPONSE TO GALLENTE INSULT!
Tessaract Gloxer > MILLIONS OF PEACHES! PEACHES FOR ME!
General Alexious > Bring it on barbarians!
Sevias Reymore > Shall we wait until you are done watching your holoporn?
General Alexious > that would be greatfull, thanks
Sevias Reymore > Until then, I shall raid some peaches!
Lardarz B'stard > lol when i first heard "bio break" i thought it was a small period of time in which to write something new in your eve bio
Mattias Kerensky > Faction gear is for folks who don't have faith in their fittings or their penis size and have to compensate.
DeFuZioN > Rewards
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
Pilk > Wow, I need to get out more. I'm listening to "Sugar, We're Going Down", and one of the lines is, "I'm watching you two from the closet."
Pilk > I heard, "I'm watching YouTube from the closet."
Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
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