Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Farlander > I'm glad my gf is a gamer cause otherwise I would never touch a booby
Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Kyoko Sakoda > BoB's the life eh?
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Bruno Bonner > and worked in a mining op where i was hauling mercoxit, my cargo was around 20mill per run to the refinery :P
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > that's just sick
Bruno Bonner > hehe indeed
Remedios Sonrisa > ok, stop with the 'make me drool' talks, BB
Bruno Bonner > oh well remedios, i paid a high personal price to do all that
Tareen Kashaar > what was that?
Tareen Kashaar > sleep?
Ritaker > Sold his virginity for a load of Mercoxit
Remedios Sonrisa > at least it was mercoxit, and not some cheap beer d:
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > that's just sick
Bruno Bonner > hehe indeed
Remedios Sonrisa > ok, stop with the 'make me drool' talks, BB
Bruno Bonner > oh well remedios, i paid a high personal price to do all that
Tareen Kashaar > what was that?
Tareen Kashaar > sleep?
Ritaker > Sold his virginity for a load of Mercoxit
Remedios Sonrisa > at least it was mercoxit, and not some cheap beer d:
Dodgy rascal > do you have a girlfriend?
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
John192 > no dude
John192 > i have a wife, its sorta the same thing withut blowjobs
John192 > and more cleaning
Darth Zarthinon > marriage blegh
John192 > yeah thanks for that Darth, ccould have warned me 12 years ago :(
Darth Zarthinon > yeah the other guys warned me early on. Sluts with benefits is best.
Risopan > all she can do is sit far away from sentry and attack ships fitted with miners
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
HitGirl > not my fault you fit your ships with miners:P
MidnightWyvern > I got something hilarious for you
MidnightWyvern > Jump through a gate
MidnightWyvern > As soon as the jump animation starts, click the gate again in overview
MidnightWyvern > It locks your perspecting back on the gate so as you go through that hyperspace tunnel or whatever, it whips your view around in reverse, and then all the way back around again when you land
MidnightWyvern > Trippy as hell
MidnightWyvern > Makes you look like you're jumping in reverse
Atrupy > ....and this is how we entertain ourselves in EVE
MidnightWyvern > Jump through a gate
MidnightWyvern > As soon as the jump animation starts, click the gate again in overview
MidnightWyvern > It locks your perspecting back on the gate so as you go through that hyperspace tunnel or whatever, it whips your view around in reverse, and then all the way back around again when you land
MidnightWyvern > Trippy as hell
MidnightWyvern > Makes you look like you're jumping in reverse
Atrupy > ....and this is how we entertain ourselves in EVE
<biz> dont slap me biatch or I'll make you KOS
Vladimir Ramanov > LOL Battle Angles are going to war with SA too now, i'm almost starting to feel sorry for....almost
Emperor D'Hoffryn > is SA actually going down?
Vladimir Ramanov > cant see them surviving this
Par'Gellen > unfortunately if they do fall there will be almost no market for male blow up dolls
Emperor D'Hoffryn > is SA actually going down?
Vladimir Ramanov > cant see them surviving this
Par'Gellen > unfortunately if they do fall there will be almost no market for male blow up dolls