Dirty Protagonist > my everything is on fire
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Huo Lung > I recommend Preparation H
Dirty Protagonist > anyone want to donate some paste?
Alterari Phoenix > FIRST PERSON TO OPEN TRADE WINDOW WITH ME GETS STABBER RENAMED AS A STABBER FLEET ISSUE FOR 75 MILL
Kou Shibasaki > raith: we have 'stoney ginger beer' here - better with scotch than iron brew
Spork Witch > gingers have no souls...
Spork Witch > but damn are redheads fire in bed
Kou Shibasaki > spork: which is why beer made of them tastes so bitter
Spork Witch > gingers have no souls...
Spork Witch > but damn are redheads fire in bed
Kou Shibasaki > spork: which is why beer made of them tastes so bitter
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
IgnorantBliss > Normally I'd say I can't complain, cause at least I'm not Amarr. But with the drone bandwidth nerf coming to the Myrm and the Eos I feel like I re-rolled Amarr over night.
Fang Khan > I love it when people say "don't knock it 'till you've tried it"
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
Fang Khan > I always ask "Have you ever eaten crap?"
Fang Khan > "I haven't, but I think I can take it on faith that I wouldn't enjoy it"
Jon Engel > Someday, someone will say " yes, I have eaten feces"
Fang Khan > At which time I shall hand them a breath mint and politely excuse myself
Jon Engel > or, find them a burly German man and get the vid camera?
Nomi Cakes > Anyone wanna buy a fully-fit Vexor for 12M?
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
tehnomage > isn't there any way to make your ship like orbit vertically instead horizontally ?
Herculite > turn your head sideways
DEVIL MAELSTROM > lol
tehnomage > g, I wouldn't of thought about that
Herculite > glad to help
Herculite > turn your head sideways
DEVIL MAELSTROM > lol
tehnomage > g, I wouldn't of thought about that
Herculite > glad to help
<Voodoomancer> the internet: the bane of boredom
<Voodoomancer> like a dragon and a knight
<Voodoomancer> the web being the dragon, cause no medieval armor will safe you from 10 tons of heavily plated, firebreathing rawr
<Voodoomancer> like a dragon and a knight
<Voodoomancer> the web being the dragon, cause no medieval armor will safe you from 10 tons of heavily plated, firebreathing rawr
<Sham> they should take away Wrangler's gold bars
<Sham> because like, you see an interesting thread, and it has gold bar next to it, browse for a devreply
<Sham> and it's just Wrangler writing a smiley
<Sham> Sort of like opening a delicious muffin that turns out to be cardboard
<Sham> because like, you see an interesting thread, and it has gold bar next to it, browse for a devreply
<Sham> and it's just Wrangler writing a smiley
<Sham> Sort of like opening a delicious muffin that turns out to be cardboard