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Calexis Atredies > hmmm what cookies is BoB selling today?
Calexis Atredies > i bet the girl scouts are raising money for a new titan or somthing...
Sofia Roseburn > A Titan? In their pants?
Cheese999 > /emote likes girl scouts
Calexis Atredies > so err... what flavour have they brought us this time... those AXE thin mints were a bit miff
Infinity sh0ck > a new flavor. it tastes like a cross between 'stfu' and 'cut off your fingers'
Calexis Atredies > that doesnt sound very tasty
Infinity sh0ck > doesnt matter how it tastes. try it.
Calexis Atredies > a cookie by any other name tastes just as yummy
Infinity sh0ck > ill give you 5isk if you never type anything ever again
Foskolas > lmao
Calexis Atredies > wow youre rather rude
Promon Delnai > gate active
Garic Cavvar > omw
Promon Delnai > friendly
Miskleur Farben > Friendly
Garic Cavvar > kill him anyway
Garic Cavvar > and sell him back his corpse
Promon Delnai > way to foster inter-allance relations garic
Garic Cavvar > im a people person
Lord Dator > yeah, been busy with work
Nausea > aye takes a lot of handjobs to keep a roof over your head
Lord Dator > very true
Kirin > rotfl
S0UL Claimer > lol
Kirin > tmi Naus :P
Ciarente > I once had a couple of guys working for me who couldn't stop trying to compete with each other long enough to do their jobs.
Ciarente > I went into a staff meeting and said : "There seems to be some contention over who has the biggest dick in this office."
Ciarente > Took out a giant dildo and put it on the table and said 'It's me. Any question?"
Fh'ear > Classic retard moment incomming.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Siren Sylvanis > um
Siren Sylvanis > this is kind of an embarassing question
Siren Sylvanis > but can someone spot me 200k for a Remote Armor Repair Systems skillbook?
Siren Sylvanis > I blew my last 2 mill on Exotic dancers
Aveng3X > "Mummy where do babies come from?" "Well daddies make a liquid called sperm & puts it inside mummies" "Do mummies eat it?" "Only if they want new shoes."
Makkal Hanaya > Does a Sigil have a 'good fit' or can I tool around in just anything?
Kalaratiri > there is no such thing as a good sigil
Kalaratiri it is a <i>weevil</i>
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui > if you can fly a Sigil, you can fly a Bestower
Makkal Hanaya > I picked the Sigil over the Bestower because it's the lesser of two weevils.
Eniy Oh > scythe
Eniy Oh > KILL HM!
Eniy Oh > :D
Kuuzo > what is corps policy on industrial crui ...
Kuuzo > oh
Kuuzo > ok
Wild Rho > ok chaps I gotta go afk for a bit
sam442 mk3 > wanking is not afk
sam442 mk3 > its sabbfk
Wild Rho > ?
sam442 mk3 > sitting a bit back from the keyboard
Wild Rho > hehe
Wild Rho > wnh
Wild Rho > with no hands
sam442 mk3 > haha
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