<wizzard66> Notify Your MasterCard deactivates as it finds the resource it was harvesting a pale shadow of its former glory.
<wizzard66> my daughters went shopping
<wizzard66> my daughters went shopping
Grace002 > 3x medium bean lasers
Camoss > "Bean" lasers?
Alexandria Magnus > bean lasers kill mexicans
CrAzY2012 > Damn, I just thought they gave your enemies something to eat :P
Camoss > "Bean" lasers?
Alexandria Magnus > bean lasers kill mexicans
CrAzY2012 > Damn, I just thought they gave your enemies something to eat :P
Azia Burgi > in the UK you are only allowed to say you are a civil servant, you can't say for which department or what your access is
Ned Hamford > thats no fun Aradia
Azia Burgi > aradia isn't here
Ned Hamford > err, Azia
Azia Burgi > ....
Amara Westen > o.O
Azia Burgi > i think i know why ned's relationship broke now...
Ned Hamford > I'm going on vacation with Aradia next week
Azia Burgi > you called out "azia" while having sex didn't you?
Ned Hamford > hah
Tobin Shalim > that's not so bad. one time, i called this girl "mom"
Ixtlilton > was it your mom?
Azia Burgi > awkward
Tobin Shalim > no
Ned Hamford > thats no fun Aradia
Azia Burgi > aradia isn't here
Ned Hamford > err, Azia
Azia Burgi > ....
Amara Westen > o.O
Azia Burgi > i think i know why ned's relationship broke now...
Ned Hamford > I'm going on vacation with Aradia next week
Azia Burgi > you called out "azia" while having sex didn't you?
Ned Hamford > hah
Tobin Shalim > that's not so bad. one time, i called this girl "mom"
Ixtlilton > was it your mom?
Azia Burgi > awkward
Tobin Shalim > no
Troll Bridgington > Has anyone ever tried masturbating and timing an orgasm for the moment the cluster shutdown timer hits zero?
Marishma > hehe, TV infomercials are like those really bad scams in Jita... I just noticed how similar they are
alexreborn > what do u need to scan out exploration sites
Thage > a big penis
alexreborn > i have that
alexreborn > 9 inches
Osmodious > too bad it sits on your dresser eh
Thage > a big penis
alexreborn > i have that
alexreborn > 9 inches
Osmodious > too bad it sits on your dresser eh
Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Mark Interiis > ffs
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
Damien Smith > when TheJacko gets in stacmon, all laugh at him for losing a megathron to concord :)
Hipsu > o rly ? :p
Damien Smith > dumbass jumped into a 0.7 with a -3.8 sec rating
gzcNefarious > lmao :)
Damien Smith > while the rest of us went the right way ;)
Hipsu > hahahaha
Damien Smith > he then led concord on a merry chase around the system in a shuttle
Damien Smith > survived for quite a while until they decided to shoot
Damien Smith > he then lost 3 shuttles
gzcNefarious > rotflmao...
Damien Smith > and finally accepted he'd have to leave system in a pod
Damien Smith > and that's the story of how jesus killed a dinosaur :)
Hipsu > o rly ? :p
Damien Smith > dumbass jumped into a 0.7 with a -3.8 sec rating
gzcNefarious > lmao :)
Damien Smith > while the rest of us went the right way ;)
Hipsu > hahahaha
Damien Smith > he then led concord on a merry chase around the system in a shuttle
Damien Smith > survived for quite a while until they decided to shoot
Damien Smith > he then lost 3 shuttles
gzcNefarious > rotflmao...
Damien Smith > and finally accepted he'd have to leave system in a pod
Damien Smith > and that's the story of how jesus killed a dinosaur :)
Aitrus > oh, btw. The fact that you can't use MWD's in deadspace complexes SUCKS
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.