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High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!

Ramashek > "the enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when im in a safespot and they're blowing the crap out of each other"
Verizana > blobbin is 4tw?
Ared Mosinel > running like scolded dog ftw?
Ared Mosinel > 3vs 4? supports?
Ben Hump > smacker
Ared Mosinel > duh?
Ben Hump > smacker
Ben Hump > i dont talk to smackers
Bared Bel'Medar > you just did
Bared Bel'Medar > 3 times
tharkis > oh wow
tharkis > hehe
tharkis > well slap me and call me susy
* Omber Zombie slaps
Omber Zombie > hi susy
Shadow XII > Huh.
Shadow XII > After a quick experiment, I found that using a shield transfer array on a Guristas rat merits a Concord retribution
Shadow XII > After which the Concord and Guristas ships fly around each other like best buddies
Shadow XII > My friends, this is your tax ISK at work.
DeeeBo > o/
Tisme Umid > o/
jih chop > Peoples!
jih chop > Peoples am heres!
jih chop > YAY!
jih chop > also. o/
DeeeBo > hello
jih chop > hi!
jih chop > ok guys
jih chop > I have a serious problem that I need your help/advice with
Tisme Umid > i`m listernibg
Tisme Umid > listerning*
jih chop > I have 2 bisuits left, but only enough gravy for one
jih chop > *biscuits
jih chop > and by biscuit I mean of course, BISCUIT! not a friggin cookie!
Tisme Umid > " The American Language" = Like English only wrong
DeeeBo > nope, we just made it better =)
jih chop > the English language, archaic and obsolete, the american language, evolved to perfection
jih chop > an example:
jih chop > the guy who cuts you off in traffic: asshole
Tisme Umid > Unfortuanatly the word is spelt ARSE
Tisme Umid > always was always will
Tisme Umid > :P
jih chop > the politician who just raised your taxes so his brother's-in-law construction company can build you county/territory/area a new bridge it doesn't need: asshole
jih chop > the present, former, and future president: asshole
jih chop > etc etc etc
jih chop > but not you folks
Tisme Umid > lol
jih chop > you have tosser
jih chop > wanker
jih chop > git
jih chop > limey
jih chop > chav
Tisme Umid > yank
jih chop > ROFL ROFL ROFL
DeeeBo > so what's a yankee?
jih chop > well done
Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Qebehsenuf > what do the different implant slots mean, just 6 places to put
implants?
Oricalcos > Da
Oricalcos > Each slot enhances a diffrent attribute
Mr Crowley > Which one enhances penis size?
Oricalcos > Slot 69
Gee'Kin > slot 666
Starrion > any slot enhances mine
Mos Qi > im wondering how long are u gonna camp us
Harkonnen Mentat > clear ur calendar
Ulien > sorry i got a bit of wife agro
IncinX > initiate ECM
Ulien > lol ya
Ulien > im trying
Ulien > I found though
Ulien > to be honest
Ulien > its better to just sit there and try to tank it
Ulien > until she runs outa ammo
IncinX > hahahaha
Ulien > if you try and hold her off she just gets more pissed
Xavier Banesword > gf-specific ecm costs $/cycle
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