Lighty > i heard karm uses tech II bpos to light his ciggies
Blackmonsta > ATTENTION EVERYONE
Blackmonsta > I AM GLOBALLY CRIMINAL FLAGGED AND SITTING IN BELT 4-1 ALONE, UNSUPPORTED
Blackmonsta > WATCH IN AWE AS I GO AFK TO GET A SANDWICH
Blackmonsta > I AM GLOBALLY CRIMINAL FLAGGED AND SITTING IN BELT 4-1 ALONE, UNSUPPORTED
Blackmonsta > WATCH IN AWE AS I GO AFK TO GET A SANDWICH
<Galazar> omg diaego lives
<DjNeWt> lol
* Tara slaps Diaego around a bit with Dj NeWt
* Galazar slaps Diaego around with a large black dildo
* Galazar slaps Tara around with a large black dildo
<Galazar> ha haaaa
<Galazar> i win
* Kale^ makes Galazar eat the black dildo
<Kale^> i win.
* RobSteel slaps Galazar around with "Big Red"
<Tara> LOL
* Kale^ makes Diaego eat Galazar
* Kale^ wins twice
[Diaego:#eve-radio FUCKERS]
<Galazar> omg
<DjNeWt> LMAO
<Galazar> go diaego
<RobSteel> lol
<Tara> lmao Diaego
<Greme> haha
<DjNeWt> quoted
<RobSteel> lol Diaego wins
<Damojdred> right im confused about the pinky, gobsmacked by the four kids and really worried about the stuff between my toes. thats about normal for a 5 minute session in #eve-radio i spose
<Kale^> lol
<Tara> lmao Damojdred
<RobSteel> ROFL
<Tara> omg i have tears
<DjNeWt> lol
* Tara slaps Diaego around a bit with Dj NeWt
* Galazar slaps Diaego around with a large black dildo
* Galazar slaps Tara around with a large black dildo
<Galazar> ha haaaa
<Galazar> i win
* Kale^ makes Galazar eat the black dildo
<Kale^> i win.
* RobSteel slaps Galazar around with "Big Red"
<Tara> LOL
* Kale^ makes Diaego eat Galazar
* Kale^ wins twice
[Diaego:#eve-radio FUCKERS]
<Galazar> omg
<DjNeWt> LMAO
<Galazar> go diaego
<RobSteel> lol
<Tara> lmao Diaego
<Greme> haha
<DjNeWt> quoted
<RobSteel> lol Diaego wins
<Damojdred> right im confused about the pinky, gobsmacked by the four kids and really worried about the stuff between my toes. thats about normal for a 5 minute session in #eve-radio i spose
<Kale^> lol
<Tara> lmao Damojdred
<RobSteel> ROFL
<Tara> omg i have tears
Azia Burgi > ooh ooh listen to this classified from e-on magazine
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > "I am offering classes in PvP. I will take one student at a time out to low sec for to up to 2 hours. contact ingame."
suoidet ahcrin > ohhh
suoidet ahcrin > bring your BEST ship and equipment along also
Azia Burgi > how much of a scam is that?
Azia Burgi > pay 10mill for 2hours, come in your best ship and mods....
Azia Burgi > i should evemail the guy and congratulate him on his scam,
Erin Sil > hehe - good scam
Spoon Thumb > heh, "Lesson 1: Don't bring what you can't afford to lose. Now let me demonstrate....."
Azia Burgi > lesson 1: trust no-one
Azia Burgi > boom
Azia Burgi > lesson 2: buying a new clone
Erin Sil > lol
suoidet ahcrin > come back for lessons 2 and 3 and 4
Azia Burgi > lol
Raane Thyandar > i reckon that if you overheat a cloak
Raane Thyandar > it should just log you out
Raane Thyandar > it should just log you out
Luncinia Padecain > /emote sneaks up behind and stuffs Demon Cookie in a jar... hold the jar under her arm and yells... "THIS IS MAH COOKIE! Anyones tried to take my cookie will suffer the fires of hell and the mercy of Cthulhu!"
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
* Reachok catches himself trying to place ore in corp chat...
rockarolla > You currently have 170 skills and 68,684,659 skill points
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
DARKWANDERER > You have something to prove, rockarolla? You said that like an hour ago
IceGuerilla > You currently have 300 skills and 97,444,009 skill points
IceGuerilla > Knowing how to use the Backspace button and the numpad is a great skill to have!
IceGuerilla > Learn how to pass barcodes in front of a laser scanner, and you could be working at a supermarket next week!
Lasran Tekeal > Diary of mega captain LASRAN
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Lasran Tekeal > DRUNK at the wheel
Lasran Tekeal > crew unhappy
Lasran Tekeal > first lieutenant doubs my ability to lead this vessel
Lasran Tekeal > i told him to fuck a camel
Lasran Tekeal > shat on his parade good
Adaera > i'm starting to wonder if bringing him along was a good idea
Stork DK > Falcons are the new pvp condoms