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<@NTRabbit> j0sephine wants HG's e-wang
<@HellGremlin> I'm just amazed she knew how to collapse the broken-down wangorithm into the singular master-wang.
<Cinnander> possibly used wtfhax
<@NTRabbit> or she is in fact levin in disguise
<@NTRabbit> a well known professor in wang mathematics
<@NTRabbit> with a speciality in multiple wang theory
<@NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<GeromeDoutrande> ¬_¬
Perrrditory > anyone know of a good place to buy 250mm prototype gauss guns?
Nimbu > go to somewhere like jita
Stitcher > only not tonight, because you will be cast unto a screaming void of unending lag for a thousand, nay, ten thousand years and a day!
Perrrditory > getting quicker then?
Stitcher > yeah, the new server cluster really helped
Fuscous > ha you cant spell your way out of a wet bag
Kadka > ...
Kadka > wow that's...odd
Fuscous > heavy danish insult
Alejandro Zapata > lol
Kadka > (why would you be spelling inside a wet bag?)
Alejandro Zapata > sounds kinky
Kadka > indeed
Requiescat > count me in
Kadka > ....not it
Alejandro Zapata > not it
Kadka > fuscous you've been elected to be involved in the kinky spelling bee with req
Kadka > congradulations
Fuscous > sweetness
Kadka > may god have mercy
Requiescat > inside a wet bag?
Requiescat > bitchin
Kerushi > better watchout or i`ll come after u with my club and drag u into my cave for a keirbbq :o
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
Yblarbo Janks > I for one enjoy a full bodied flavorless bowel movement
Yblarbo Janks > I wonder if a good chef turns around and looks at his shit and goes like "SEE! I NEEDED MORE NUTMEG IN THAT MEAL! OMG!"
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
<@SirVlad> so i have interdictor lvl 4
<@SirVlad> and assemble my flycatcher
<@SirVlad> go to board it to find i never trained destroyers
Scordaf > Can someone explain to me when loose became lose?
Scordaf > All I farken read this days is loose this and loose that.
Scordaf > It makes me want to emorage.
AdmiralDovolski > it makes me loose my mind
Scordaf > Exactly
Scordaf > WAIT WTF
Scordaf > OMG
Bellicose > :)
Bellicose > shields are for sissys
Gungankllr > Aye, I wanted to be a stud and use the Bellicose Structure tanking setup
High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!

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