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<Hilabana> hey Ian you need to get White blood cells they will make you feel better.
Gilligan Zaftig > (ignores PK) laterz!!!
Preceptor Komier > so now i do the .|.. ..|.
Gilligan Zaftig > so u only have 4 fingers?
Preceptor Komier > yup
Preceptor Komier > 4 fingers and a thumb
Gilligan Zaftig > lol
Preceptor Komier > a thumb is not a finger
Gilligan Zaftig > the thumb is a fingeR!
Gilligan Zaftig > all fingers have names
Preceptor Komier > a thumb is a digit
Preceptor Komier > it is not a finger
Gilligan Zaftig > thumb, index, middle, ring, pinky
Gilligan Zaftig > not in that order....anyway bye ass!
<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
Dr Ho > shauuri is a sucker for the 'good breeds'
Shauuri > I am, ill admit
Dr Ho > 'best in show'
Lipix > so am I :P
Shauuri > I was always a fool for the wholesome-as-apple-pie type
Shauuri > I also occasionally fuck collies, if that's what ur saying Ho
Lipix > i occasionally fuck dolphins
Shauuri > hmm we heard
Hulkrin > And he does it on Porpose.
Mulgen > what is being done to rid the game of macro miners?
Fugusha Kisai > cheaper smartbombs
Djana Libra > something is wrong, its in the middle of the night, im boozed up and i can still think rationally about coding problems
Myth NZ > sucking rocks is more fun in pairs
<IceBlock> Again, considering to start again to waste time in some dessert region.. What to do?
<randomToon> 1. Don't Come back to Eve
2. Enjoy happy and productive life
3. ???
4. Profit!
<Cassiusss> Im not a fag Ive only sucked one dick my entire life
Valerius points out he has 7 presents for Omee that still needs delivery
Omeega > xD
Omeega > drop it like it's hot!
Valerius drops his pants
Virtuozzo gets microscope
Valerius > i so need to get podded... they accidently transferred me into mofa's clone AGAIN :(
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