Toria Nynys > You know, I wish my cat would stop catching small cute furry animals and then leaving their earless, bloody disemboweled carcasses for my 2 year old to find
Toria Nynys > /emote afks hard
Toria Nynys > /emote afks hard
Skian Mhor > I've been a goth for 20 years. I know what a corset should be
jih chop > hey guys, don't mind bloody and celf down there all by themselves,
jih chop > they went down there for a "circle party"
jih chop > but failed to realize they need more people,
jih chop > they've just spent the last hour chasing each other around a tabel
jih chop > *table
Cojimar > who's the pivet man lol
jih chop > they don't know, that's the problem,
jih chop > they flipped a coin
jih chop > but it fell on the floor
Cojimar > lmao
jih chop > everytime one bends over to pick it up
jih chop > the other comes running
Cojimar > lol then we shall find out real soon listen for the scream
jih chop > they went down there for a "circle party"
jih chop > but failed to realize they need more people,
jih chop > they've just spent the last hour chasing each other around a tabel
jih chop > *table
Cojimar > who's the pivet man lol
jih chop > they don't know, that's the problem,
jih chop > they flipped a coin
jih chop > but it fell on the floor
Cojimar > lmao
jih chop > everytime one bends over to pick it up
jih chop > the other comes running
Cojimar > lol then we shall find out real soon listen for the scream
ITSAIndustrial Corp > I watched spank gank this guy one day. Then contact him with her alt and offer to kill spank (herself) for 100Mill per KM
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
ITSAIndustrial Corp > had him in for like 400Mill with fake killmails before he caught on.
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Komisches > waking up to find you were sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is bad
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Katr Wheel > anyone got eyes in Keb?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
NGTM1R > SIEGE MODE ON THE CAN!
<Corollax> I should set up a spreadsheet
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
<Corollax> oh god.
<Corollax> I was warned about this moment
ralphie crom > is there some glitch with opening cargo containers that anyone else is having?
ralphie crom > oh, its just the vodka, nevermind
ralphie crom > oh, its just the vodka, nevermind