HippoKing > "hay guys, data interfaces. Invention wil change the t2 market. For guys with data interfaces. Yes, both of them"
Herschel Yamamoto > HAMs get 2250 m/s base
Dr Knockers > HAMS?
Tiirae > pigs
Tiirae > it shoots pigs, man
Celias Qel'Anastar > i like ham
Tiirae > we're talking real HOGS, man
Herschel Yamamoto > i thought that was the 1400mm artillery
Herschel Yamamoto > what, you think they fired shells from those? lol
Herschel Yamamoto > "Fatten 'em up, boys! Too much windage!"
Dr Knockers > HAMS?
Tiirae > pigs
Tiirae > it shoots pigs, man
Celias Qel'Anastar > i like ham
Tiirae > we're talking real HOGS, man
Herschel Yamamoto > i thought that was the 1400mm artillery
Herschel Yamamoto > what, you think they fired shells from those? lol
Herschel Yamamoto > "Fatten 'em up, boys! Too much windage!"
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
REAVEDOK > antone know where we might mine here in gicodel??
Garth Alwin > where would you normally mine?
REAVEDOK > ni idea
Vincent Athena > Any belt is good
Edward Block > That one over there is good
Edward Block > /emote points
REAVEDOK > not sure how to find belts
REAVEDOK > nvm
REAVEDOK > im dumb
Garth Alwin > i already guessed that
REAVEDOK > harsh im a noob
Garth Alwin > see previous answer
Edward Block > Welcome to eve
Garth Alwin > where would you normally mine?
REAVEDOK > ni idea
Vincent Athena > Any belt is good
Edward Block > That one over there is good
Edward Block > /emote points
REAVEDOK > not sure how to find belts
REAVEDOK > nvm
REAVEDOK > im dumb
Garth Alwin > i already guessed that
REAVEDOK > harsh im a noob
Garth Alwin > see previous answer
Edward Block > Welcome to eve
darth vicious > any news on bob massive gag ?
ElweSingollo > bob are into bondage?
Virtuozzo > omfg you people are frustrated beyond TomB levels
ElweSingollo > bob are into bondage?
Virtuozzo > omfg you people are frustrated beyond TomB levels
ZabloN > WTS Learn how to Scam like the Pros Volume 1! Learn the art of the Freeform, The switchback, The Noob Screw and many many more! Get your copy for 500k isk! Proven methods that work!
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Private:
Dronen > are you serious mate?
ZabloN > of course!
Dronen > lol give me a prieview
ZabloN > sorry no freebies....there's no way to "preview" a scam
ZabloN > but its only 500k,mere pennies for a landfall of profit possibilities
Dronen > hmm, i dont think so seems fishy mate
ZabloN > well of course it does, we're talking scams here, not exactly highly looked upon
ZabloN > but why should they have all the fun, when you too could be raking in millions of isk an hour
Dronen > give me an example of how to scam like in a contract how would i go about doing that?
ZabloN > thats not how it works m8! i have to make a living too! i can't give all my secrets away for free
Dronen > ok 500k there ya go...
Dronen > wait, did you just scam me? or doy ou really have something to teach me?
ZabloN > why yes i do!
ZabloN > what you just learned was the Noob Screw
ZabloN > thats trademarked btw, use it on your friends
Dronen > nice, i though you would scam me, i have enough isk, good job though
Amelis Laucian > damit naglfar looks good
Zomiaen > yeah it does.
Lucifer Fellblade > it's like somebody took a myrm, left it in a scrapheap for 200 years, then used a huge penis pump on it.
Amelis Laucian > lmao
Zomiaen > yeah it does.
Lucifer Fellblade > it's like somebody took a myrm, left it in a scrapheap for 200 years, then used a huge penis pump on it.
Amelis Laucian > lmao
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
<KomradeVirtunov> I only didnt notice because I've been wearing clothes today
Suuji Praath > TACTICAL INFORMATION: I AM STRAIGHT