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Sahkaedu Orinvi > Dear Miners,
It has come to my attention that you are no longer mining into jet cans. While this is safer for you, the miner, it does not exactly help me, the pirate.
Sahkaedu Orinvi > This is a very inconsiderate act, as without that jetcan sitting next to you, I am out of a job
Sahkaedu Orinvi > Please rectify this problem immediately
-Sahkaedu Orinvi
Kathryn Dougans > Eve is Sparta, we proved this the other day. Here is the reasoning
Kathryn Dougans > Pvp ships, are attracted to pvp ships. they are also attracted to pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > pve ships only role is to make more ships.
Kathryn Dougans > therefore pvp ships are bisexual, except for ECM ones which are gay, as they're not so good at screwing pve ships.
Kathryn Dougans > and in Sparta, men liked men, and also liked women. Women only were to make more spartans
Kathryn Dougans > Spartan men = pvp ship, Spartan woman = pve ship.
Kathryn Dougans > and so, EVE = sparta
Kathryn Dougans > and the spartans didn't like lesbians, which is why in EVE, group pve is pretty lolzy
Kathryn Dougans > the logic is unassailable.
Noa Fuyu > Wernt you a goon washout aggy
Noa Fuyu > :P
Agrielus > a BRUCE washout! :D
Noa Fuyu > LOL you idiot, thats worse!
Giinaa > I should shave my bikini line before my boyfriend gets here.
starsheep troopers > stay nude and he have not time to see your bikini:)
Giinaa > If I stay nude he'll see my forest.
starsheep troopers > i am not sure but where is pleasure if the women dont have a little forest?
Shadow XII > Fine line between 'topiary' and 'fur'
John Voland > you english talking guys , whats the area around the nipple called?
Mikal Drey > the woman
Hitokachi > what kind of pirates come around in 0.0 space?
Azia Burgi > hito, ebil ones
Jowen Datloran > The worst kind
Hitokachi > what kind of sbips?
Hitokachi > battleships?
Azia Burgi > various
Jowen Datloran > Ofcourse
Hitokachi > anything bigger?
Azia Burgi > you name it they've got it
Azia Burgi > yes
Azia Burgi > dreadnoughts
Azia Burgi > carriers, motherships
Azia Burgi > space stations....
Azia Burgi > small moons...
Azia Burgi > sorry, i meant titans...
Xune > omgdamm
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Kazzzi > I like to roleplay in alliance chat, especially when the alliance doesn't realize I'm roleplaying
Starbladder > i use a pair of tastefully draped curtains in staed of armour - keep the space for guns ;-)
Kalnantu Mekidao > I'm going to go steal some hay from a farm animal and hit it.
Yaroze > what?
Yaroze > dude, nooo
Pilot 502 > your going to do what?
Sytax Diethart > ...
Kalnantu Mekidao > Umm... Sleep.
Kalnantu Mekidao > >.>
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