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JetFixer > Tombozo....im parked right behind you
JetFixer > trying to enter the station
Lord Drack > that doenst sound ghey at all
Tombozo > Usually the 'dock' button works best
Tombozo > I won't stop you
JetFixer > no joy...it's impossible
JetFixer > well im trying to enter it manually....actually fly into it
JetFixer > to ' dock' is boring
JetFixer > i can see inside it right now from where im parked.....but how can i 'fly' into it?
JetFixer > can anyone tell me how i can manually fly into a station?
Lord Drack > no
Lord Drack > we cant
Lord Drack > be quiet
JetFixer > Tombozo....im parked right behind you
JetFixer > trying to enter the station
Lord Drack > that doenst sound ghey at all
Tombozo > Usually the 'dock' button works best
Tombozo > I won't stop you
JetFixer > no joy...it's impossible
JetFixer > well im trying to enter it manually....actually fly into it
JetFixer > to ' dock' is boring
JetFixer > i can see inside it right now from where im parked.....but how can i 'fly' into it?
JetFixer > can anyone tell me how i can manually fly into a station?
Lord Drack > no
Lord Drack > we cant
Lord Drack > be quiet
Jenina Hawke > Yeah, and my dad should be glad ET and nync are better at getting me up in the morning than he ever was.
Degen Sankriga > That's on the same line of thought as "Lets use my Penis to screw this bed together, what? Not working? Why?!"
Degen Sankriga > The point is thus:
> Youtube doesn't accept anything but Video formats.
> My Penis can't construct a bed.
Degen Sankriga > The point is thus:
> Youtube doesn't accept anything but Video formats.
> My Penis can't construct a bed.
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Forlong Lee > Victory; I drew moustaches on all the lady-types in my housemates soft-core porn mag collection. He may have wanked on them but that was a risk I was willing to take
Zakthar Kadaj > looks kinda like a cross between count dooku's ship
Zakthar Kadaj > and a pod racer
killhawk83 > lol yeah
killhawk83 > now u mention it
Zakthar Kadaj > sebulba has taken the lead
Zakthar Kadaj > no wait
Zakthar Kadaj > ZAKTHAR KADAJ JUST PODDED HIM
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh that had to hurt
Zakthar Kadaj > and a pod racer
killhawk83 > lol yeah
killhawk83 > now u mention it
Zakthar Kadaj > sebulba has taken the lead
Zakthar Kadaj > no wait
Zakthar Kadaj > ZAKTHAR KADAJ JUST PODDED HIM
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh that had to hurt
Talon`dor|Laptop: I hear that the clone vats are currently bugged
garon: oh boo
Kalessin: sometimes you come out defective, garon
Kalessin: missing an arm or worse
Kalessin: you can only use highslots f1-f4 or f5-f8
Kalessin: GMs won't replace it, they think cloning works perfectly
garon: oh boo
Kalessin: sometimes you come out defective, garon
Kalessin: missing an arm or worse
Kalessin: you can only use highslots f1-f4 or f5-f8
Kalessin: GMs won't replace it, they think cloning works perfectly
MisterVos > I want to kill my agent. How do I do that?
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
* Celt makes sweet love to a sock
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
<OmberZombie> errr, why?
* KnightDelta feels sorry for the sock.
* r0ss feels the sock.
<r0ss> wtf
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.