Neoptolomeus > "You are flagged for stealing from an unsecured tree. Agression countdown 15 minutes." - God, to Adam and Eve after they took the apples.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
EVE System > Channel changed to Amarr Local Channel
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Othoc > hey anyone near amarr?
Lantus > nope
Tiki Rar > nah im in Jita , sorry
Virtuozzo > o/
Andreas Kallesoee > its the alt man him self
Virtuozzo > heh
Virtuozzo > oh shit
Virtuozzo > I drove the wrong me here
Andreas Kallesoee > its the alt man him self
Virtuozzo > heh
Virtuozzo > oh shit
Virtuozzo > I drove the wrong me here
Samara Praetorian : yawns
Aron Sun : don't... it's contagious
papa_boats: hit the snooze bar
Aron Sun : don't... it's contagious
papa_boats: hit the snooze bar
Vexont > Lets assume you are correct, that your guns DO do more damage
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
* Talon`dor|Work comforts Superbeasts snake
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Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Complaints go to tickets.. where does positive feedback go? Tickets again, or...?
ISD Buldath > Lewis Stansfield Positive... Feed... Back?
Sicarius Dethahal > ISD Buldath lol
Uthor Loric > ISD Buldath lol
ISD Buldath > Oh! Uhm... Tickets, I guess? OR forums, or osmething...
Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Unless I'm still drunk, yes. That thing that's the opposite of complaining
ISD Buldath > Lewis Stansfield Positive... Feed... Back?
Sicarius Dethahal > ISD Buldath lol
Uthor Loric > ISD Buldath lol
ISD Buldath > Oh! Uhm... Tickets, I guess? OR forums, or osmething...
Lewis Stansfield > ISD Buldath Unless I'm still drunk, yes. That thing that's the opposite of complaining
Sitara Roshan > i blame rebecca - today at work she was reading a referral with someone with what she called a vaginal stimulator - it really said vagus nerve stimulator, we were in tears
Theo Samaritan > There are plenty of aussies playing eve =]
Toastgirl > thats great news, i was afraid i'd be running missions by myself everyday
Theo Samaritan > heh if you choose to run missions by yourself, you will be
Theo Samaritan > eve is all about choice
Theo Samaritan > choice, and fucking.
Theo Samaritan > if you're not fucking someone, they are fucking you
Theo Samaritan > Can lead to awesome orgasms or a bleeding ass, but the end result is the same :P
Toastgirl > thats great news, i was afraid i'd be running missions by myself everyday
Theo Samaritan > heh if you choose to run missions by yourself, you will be
Theo Samaritan > eve is all about choice
Theo Samaritan > choice, and fucking.
Theo Samaritan > if you're not fucking someone, they are fucking you
Theo Samaritan > Can lead to awesome orgasms or a bleeding ass, but the end result is the same :P
SamuraiJack > /emote will blow ccp for cash...
SamuraiJack > *blow up
Whitesmith > lol
SamuraiJack > /emote pimpdaddy... and explosives demo ;-)
Whitesmith > one for omgrawr...
Andros Carib > nice recovery SJ
SamuraiJack > /emote sighs... yeah
SamuraiJack > OMGWTFPZN'd... himself.
SamuraiJack > *blow up
Whitesmith > lol
SamuraiJack > /emote pimpdaddy... and explosives demo ;-)
Whitesmith > one for omgrawr...
Andros Carib > nice recovery SJ
SamuraiJack > /emote sighs... yeah
SamuraiJack > OMGWTFPZN'd... himself.