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Shikaku > /emote pokes kayne
Kayne Darklight > /emote pokes shika
Shikaku > aw crap that plan backfired : /
Rodj Blake > Attention Cruoris Seraphim
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You will not be drinking Amarrian blood tonight - you will be drowning in your own
Heartstone > Thanks Rodj I was afraid they were gonna shoot me I feel so safe with you guys protecting me
Rodj Blake > Attention SF
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Unholy Reindeer > McDonalds should be illegal
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
darkcrimson > so wat have u guys been up to?
Onyxalia La'fiette > same thing we do every night pinky...try to take over eve
Acan has joined
Acan: zomg
Acan: die die
Sathynos: ?
Acan runs crazy
Sathynos slaps Acan on the head with a club
Acan slaps Sathynos with an Atron-class frigate
Sathynos farts at the frigate blowing it from the sky (and making the sky dark)
Acan slaps Sathynos with an Apocalypse-class battleship
Sathynos eats eucaliptus, leaving only ap fout of apocalypse
Acan slaps Sathynos with an Archon-class carrier
Sathynos carries carrier away, stealing it for reprocessing (lotsa lotsa zydrine)
Acan slaps Sathynos with an Avatar-class titan
Sathynos changes avatar for a pink fluffy bunny then hugs it.
Torlis Bahn > Yarrrr I have a steering wheel in me pants. And it be driving me nuts. Yarrr
Apple Boy > So i heard of this ugly fuck named star
in all the lands no ugly on par
this fucking guy eats so much dick
you'd best hide your junk real quick
Apple Boy > then behind him theres a faggot named ken
i heard that he gets trolled easy
kinda like the corps mother hen
but on new years he gets down n sleazy
Apple Boy > so as for my application to the corp
i'm the most amazing bucket of cream
i promise i wont fly a scorp
being my corpmate is a dream!
Apple Boy > -♪♫ fuck YYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Apple Boy > I love the applications we get
mooreon > nice 3rd grade rhymes
mooreon > :P jk
Apple Boy > not my app, I don't care
mooreon > lol what app is it
Apple Boy > just the fact that we get apps that aren't "here's my api key, talked to so and so, thanks"
Onyxalia La'fiette > winning
Apple Boy > corporation application
Iwa Otabenu > little slow tonight work is hammering me
ariatetheys > oh dear. what do you do, to be hammered?
Nikolai Vodkov > he works at a hammer factory as the test subject
[10:32:48] Chelle004 > you guys look after a few systems by the looks
Aemon Sixpence > eh, once you fertilize they look after themselves.
Chelle004 > are you a dad mate, because i can tell you after you fertilize thats the last thing they do
Chelle004 > spend the rest of your live looking after them
Aemon Sixpence > You fertilized your dad?
Duckeye > I've put with a lot of nutshots in my time, why do you think I normally wear a cup
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
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