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Lady Caissa> I don't consider my breasts pressed against the windshield of my tristan as abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening (well maybe), sexually-oriented (after all I can't help having the assets that came with my character creation) or any other material, but it certaintly stops any pilot in space faster than a dual webber on a crow can.
Horus Kol > what speed do you guys have out to the real wordl - i just upgraded to 2Mb
Azia Burgi > same
Azia Burgi > ntl here
Horus Kol > yeah - ntl
Ieya > 512K :(
Azia Burgi > lol! look how inadequate ieya is!
Horus Kol > had some problems with them when i moved in though - couldn't get my telly sorted out
Azia Burgi > ;P
Horus Kol > its not the bandwidth... its what you do with it...
Ieya > gah!
Ieya > lol
* Azia Burgi giggles
Horus Kol > oh... wait... you can't do a lot with it, really :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Horus Kol > now - i'm going to regret saying this... but Ieya - you need a bigger pipe
* Azia Burgi dies laughing
MFESLordNugget > id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear an australian woman fart through a walkie talkie
Lizaa II > viceroy
Lizaa II > is a h0
Viceroy > lizaa is a nub
Lizaa II > well fucking duh
Lizaa II > tell em something they dont knwo
Viceroy > i'm a woman
Kyle Caldrel > Thats interesting
Kyle Caldrel > Wanna go make babehs?
Viceroy > not if you were the last loser on earth
Kyle Caldrel > what if i were the last winner?
Viceroy > then we'd make wild slippery love
Miklos Atreides > close enough
Miklos Atreides > =)
Smokie245 > yeah I know, I omitted a few bits there
Smokie245 > **spelling's shite
Smokie245 > ommitted
Smokie245 > omitted
Smokie245 > the later
Miklos Atreides > LOL
Smokie245 > damn this is good shit I'm smoking
Miklos Atreides > you don't need to spell it right just be like onomotopaeia(sp?)
Smokie245 > lol FU!!
Smokie245 > missippippi
Smokie245 > :P
Miklos Atreides > ....
Miklos Atreides > missippippi?
Smokie245 > it's a word a lot of peeps can't spell
Miklos Atreides > MISSISSIPPI
Smokie245 > hehe
Smokie245 > I'm a tosser
royal killer > goddamit im so stressed out this week, get grades from winter exams and if theyr high enough dad was gonna give me an alt =)....
Xenny Lee > lol
Aduna > ladies and germs, that's how you can tell when someone is too obsessed with this game :P
royal killer > lol shut up :P
royal killer > its just a reward for the grades that sall
royal killer > dont make me stop bringing junk from empire to u :P
Marcathonas > I'd prefer dad to say "son, you're a man now, and your grades are good, so here's a hooker"
Xenny Lee > ^Wins
royal killer > well that woudl be way better but if shell be for more than one night ;)...
Marcathonas > you're right. I love the logic
Marcathonas > ALTS ARE BETTER THAN SEX
Marie Blanchard > Sheesh, stealing a quote from bash.org or qdb.us and introducing it to Omgrarw as your own is already pretty sad.
Marie Blanchard > But it looks like some of those people keep going back and voting up their own stolen quotes.
Marie Blanchard > Of course me going back to check the scores of those stolen quotes and voting them down is pretty sad, too...
korkomalt1986 > БЛЯЯЯЯ, МЫ все умрем))))
Theo Samaritan > i do not need to understand cyrillic to know a YARRR when i see one.
Polo Ex > onyx the lube story will never go away
Polo Ex > infact
Polo Ex > tim
elrick dethbringer > lol
Polo Ex > change her title to CPT Lube
LoxyRider > damn... i can be fucking stupid..
LoxyRider > talking to this guy on ts
LoxyRider > and he says he cant understand me
LoxyRider > im like looking thru the settings
Souzzandrah > lol
Cyah Sao > we cant heard you loxy
LoxyRider > to see whats wrong
Oortog > Take the Gerbil out Lox
LoxyRider > and so he left
LoxyRider > and i realise
LoxyRider > im not wearing my headset
Cyah Sao > hahaha
Oortog > LOL
Cyah Sao > lol
LoxyRider > its like.. under the desk a meter away :/
Souzzandrah > lol
Souzzandrah > hahaha
Souzzandrah > classic
Oortog > its like he can't find his 'any' key
Nwyvret > hahahah
LoxyRider > ¬¬
Nwyvret > yeah classic
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