<Molle> everything comfortable in evol?
<Digitalcommunist> yep, its like being dipped in honey and getting a bunch of poodles to lick you
<Digitalcommunist> yep, its like being dipped in honey and getting a bunch of poodles to lick you
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Wyehr > how about insulting names? "Primary target is IamALousyFleetCommander"
Wyehr > or, MeBecauseImASpy
Wyehr > or, MeBecauseImASpy
Monkeyfingers > best name for a harpy ever
Monkeyfingers > 'The Holy Rail'
Callum Rayne > sounds like a locomotive for the Pope!
Monkeyfingers > 'The Holy Rail'
Callum Rayne > sounds like a locomotive for the Pope!
Johnster > what are you talking to rile about vache?
vache > about you :)
Xandiar > ooh, secrets
Xandiar > :D
Morgawer > lol
Cherok > haha
vache > yeah, that shut ya up lol
Johnster > yay
Xandiar > heh
Morgawer > lol
Johnster > /emote likes being the topic of conversation
Johnster > /emote is a the best topic.
Morgawer > oook now
Johnster > haha
Johnster > actually if theya re talking about me then they must be pretty bored
vache > we're talking about our favourite boy bands and how which shopping malls we like to go to!
Xandiar > awesome
Morgawer > lol
Johnster > hehe
Morgawer > for a second i read sleeping malls
Xandiar > haha
Cherok > i wish nsync would come back
Morgawer > rofl
Johnster > /emote slaps cherok
Johnster > wake up damn it
Xandiar > chickfight!
Xandiar > oh, i said that out loud
Xandiar > :P
Cherok > lol
vache > lol
Cherok > Rile prefer backstreet boys
vache > how did you know that?
Cherok > he told me :P
vache > we had a fight earlier about who was better, backstreet boys or U2
Xandiar > heh
Cherok > lol
Johnster > u2
Johnster > /emote waits for the wrath of rile
Johnster > .. at least older u2
vache > he's currently training cheerleader to lvl5 so he can do the splits like the backstreet boys
vache > about you :)
Xandiar > ooh, secrets
Xandiar > :D
Morgawer > lol
Cherok > haha
vache > yeah, that shut ya up lol
Johnster > yay
Xandiar > heh
Morgawer > lol
Johnster > /emote likes being the topic of conversation
Johnster > /emote is a the best topic.
Morgawer > oook now
Johnster > haha
Johnster > actually if theya re talking about me then they must be pretty bored
vache > we're talking about our favourite boy bands and how which shopping malls we like to go to!
Xandiar > awesome
Morgawer > lol
Johnster > hehe
Morgawer > for a second i read sleeping malls
Xandiar > haha
Cherok > i wish nsync would come back
Morgawer > rofl
Johnster > /emote slaps cherok
Johnster > wake up damn it
Xandiar > chickfight!
Xandiar > oh, i said that out loud
Xandiar > :P
Cherok > lol
vache > lol
Cherok > Rile prefer backstreet boys
vache > how did you know that?
Cherok > he told me :P
vache > we had a fight earlier about who was better, backstreet boys or U2
Xandiar > heh
Cherok > lol
Johnster > u2
Johnster > /emote waits for the wrath of rile
Johnster > .. at least older u2
vache > he's currently training cheerleader to lvl5 so he can do the splits like the backstreet boys
cyanogen > i think the titan is just screwing with us because it keeps aligning to different targets
Lobster Bisque > like spin the bottle with the awkwardness replaced with fear
Lobster Bisque > like spin the bottle with the awkwardness replaced with fear
Tristan Acoma: It's like that feeling you get when you realize google maps doesn't have a "prefer high security systems" setting.
H4x14N > if you need pew pew, go shoot off a load into one of the books there that don't belong ot you
H4x14N > and jsut imagine the expresion on someones face when they see the pages stuck together
H4x14N > same as blowing up someones ship...
H4x14N > almost...
Si'ren > library pvp.. i dig it
H4x14N > and jsut imagine the expresion on someones face when they see the pages stuck together
H4x14N > same as blowing up someones ship...
H4x14N > almost...
Si'ren > library pvp.. i dig it
Obsidian Hawk > oh shit im now the ceo
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Duckeye > congrats
Chebri > o/
Obsidian Hawk > We will conquer destroy and burn all of new eden
Obsidian Hawk > after that is done all that will be heard is the laminations of amarr women!
Obsidian Hawk > fuck i dont know
Obsidian Hawk > i just need to boot people to set up a tower really
Arcelian > By laminations your gonna coat them in palstic?
Rhi Tehn > laminations of amarr women
Rhi Tehn > :;googles that::
Arcelian > Lamentations is the word I think you are looking for, which sounds pretty hawt
Duckeye > he means lamentations
Obsidian Hawk > there we go
Rhi Tehn > I like lamination more
Obsidian Hawk > yeah the conan the barbarian quote
Rhi Tehn > I'm going to invent a human laminator
Duckeye > I know some people have a fetish for being sealed up into an entire wall of latex, they have to have a tube give them air
Rhi Tehn > Seen the vacuum bed yet?
Nizzy55 > only used once
Rhi Tehn > Shrink wrapper for humans, why NOT a laminator?
Obsidian Hawk > oh dear jeebus what did i start
Charlemeign > dis is how it's done
Charlemeign > http://i.imgur.com/7FQT0.png
sodney > u cant say "dis is how it's done" then show a pic where ur using a mac
Charlemeign > http://i.imgur.com/7FQT0.png
sodney > u cant say "dis is how it's done" then show a pic where ur using a mac