Gorack > Atandros likes hairy women in g-strings
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Norrin Ellis > Given the Caldari sense of aesthetics, I'm surprised their women are symmetrical. I half expect them to come out looking like a Picasso painting.
Mikella Ki'Theki > /emote spots a Deimos
Mikella Ki'Theki > i used to use mine for pve
Sakura Nihil > /emote cries
Mikella Ki'Theki > mainly because it confused people
Mikella Ki'Theki > and aparently upset people too :S
Sakura Nihil > Poor thing
Sakura Nihil > Using a Deimos for PVE is like using an F-22 for UPS deliveries
Mikella Ki'Theki > i used to use mine for pve
Sakura Nihil > /emote cries
Mikella Ki'Theki > mainly because it confused people
Mikella Ki'Theki > and aparently upset people too :S
Sakura Nihil > Poor thing
Sakura Nihil > Using a Deimos for PVE is like using an F-22 for UPS deliveries
Chopper Garp > trev dock in next 5 mins
Trevedian > ?
Trevedian > no
Chopper Garp > am saying that because your not a s*it head like resst of krom
Trevedian > and why should i listen
Trevedian > i want a fight
Trevedian > u 2 vs m ve
Trevedian > me
Trevedian > u 2 sissies versus me.. okay?
Trevedian > any1 else in ur corp online? bring them too
Chopper Garp > woah hey trev your not after another hard on are you ?
Trevedian > not from a eunuch jellybell like urself
Chopper Garp > warmer
Chopper Garp > getting warmer
Trevedian > cold
Trevedian > uncloak u pussy
Chopper Garp > bingo !!!
Trevedian > ?
Trevedian > no
Chopper Garp > am saying that because your not a s*it head like resst of krom
Trevedian > and why should i listen
Trevedian > i want a fight
Trevedian > u 2 vs m ve
Trevedian > me
Trevedian > u 2 sissies versus me.. okay?
Trevedian > any1 else in ur corp online? bring them too
Chopper Garp > woah hey trev your not after another hard on are you ?
Trevedian > not from a eunuch jellybell like urself
Chopper Garp > warmer
Chopper Garp > getting warmer
Trevedian > cold
Trevedian > uncloak u pussy
Chopper Garp > bingo !!!
Esna Pitoojee > my corpmate just made me laugh so hard.
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
dibblebill > ?
Esna Pitoojee > so, we just got an alliance mail about someone explaining how to beat the drake blobs we see a lot. My corpmate reads it and posts in corp chat:
Esna Pitoojee > Rin Kaelestria > *reads newest alliance mail* puts on Indana Jones style hat* ... drakes. Why does it always have to be drakes?
Vendrin > In anycase Mr. Tajorn, you've done a lot of good for APEX lately so I'm promoting you to APEX.
Vendrin > I mean Security Specialist.
*Vendrin is tired.
Kederaji Tajorn > Thank you.
*Kederaji Tajorn is now APEX.
Kederaji Tajorn > That's right, I'm the whole damn corp. Bossman said so.
Vendrin > I mean Security Specialist.
*Vendrin is tired.
Kederaji Tajorn > Thank you.
*Kederaji Tajorn is now APEX.
Kederaji Tajorn > That's right, I'm the whole damn corp. Bossman said so.
Lynn Woe > gayyy just dropped all the pringles on the floor =(
Lynn Woe > as soon as I opened the pack
Owen Drakkar > damn!
Owen Drakkar > you popped and couldn't stop
Lynn Woe > as soon as I opened the pack
Owen Drakkar > damn!
Owen Drakkar > you popped and couldn't stop
Lt Xevy > Selling a Ruppy and Stabber in Market for Nenna! 4mill Stab and 8mill Ruppy XD 1 each left
Lt Xevy > that was fast
Lt Xevy > that ruppy got hungry hungry hippoed
Lt Xevy > that was fast
Lt Xevy > that ruppy got hungry hungry hippoed
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
<Sang> what did RCU stand for again hehe
<DeeJ> sang
<DeeJ> ffs
<[CEI]Karmae> Remote Control Uniform
<Sang> i keep forgeting hjaha
<DeeJ> Remote Control Underwear
<[CEI]Karmae> Radio Confronting Urangatan
<Sang> haha
<[CEI]Karmae> Rebels Control Uzbekistan
<BlackRain> Rolled Cucumber Underlayer
<[CEI]Karmae> Really Careful Undertakers
<DeeJ> Really Careless Undertakers?
<[CEI]Karmae> well their client won't care will he?
<DeeJ> maybe
<DeeJ> if he wakes up
<[CEI]Karmae> Ridiculously Colourful Umbrella
<Sang> so what does it really stand for !=P
<DeeJ> reactor control united
<[CEI]Karmae> nothing, It's just some letters that sound cool
<DeeJ> :)
<BlackRain> RKW
<[CEI]Karmae> hey man, I've got a 3.8 gigabyte RCU fitted on this baby, yeah!
<[CEI]Karmae> Radioactive Cementing Unit
<Silvermyst> Really Camp Uniforms
<Sang> you aint helping!!
<BlackRain> Reformed Car Utilities
<Sang> ..
<Sang> =)
<BlackRain> reactor control unit, sang
<DeeJ> sang
<DeeJ> ffs
<[CEI]Karmae> Remote Control Uniform
<Sang> i keep forgeting hjaha
<DeeJ> Remote Control Underwear
<[CEI]Karmae> Radio Confronting Urangatan
<Sang> haha
<[CEI]Karmae> Rebels Control Uzbekistan
<BlackRain> Rolled Cucumber Underlayer
<[CEI]Karmae> Really Careful Undertakers
<DeeJ> Really Careless Undertakers?
<[CEI]Karmae> well their client won't care will he?
<DeeJ> maybe
<DeeJ> if he wakes up
<[CEI]Karmae> Ridiculously Colourful Umbrella
<Sang> so what does it really stand for !=P
<DeeJ> reactor control united
<[CEI]Karmae> nothing, It's just some letters that sound cool
<DeeJ> :)
<BlackRain> RKW
<[CEI]Karmae> hey man, I've got a 3.8 gigabyte RCU fitted on this baby, yeah!
<[CEI]Karmae> Radioactive Cementing Unit
<Silvermyst> Really Camp Uniforms
<Sang> you aint helping!!
<BlackRain> Reformed Car Utilities
<Sang> ..
<Sang> =)
<BlackRain> reactor control unit, sang