Hayseus' Prophet > 22:38:33 Notify Your request for DNA modification was halted. At least one of your attributes was set too low, incurring the risk of clinical lycanthropy.
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
Hayseus' Prophet > Did it seriously just say I could become a Werewolf, M.D.?
EVE System > Channel changed to J7A-UR Local Channel
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Nikoli Morgan > Hulk sounds kinda fun
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Viper ShizzIe > Sabre shit now
Viper ShizzIe > =/
Viper ShizzIe > add a 's/
Selim > is it? :(
Viper ShizzIe > 4775 with max skills, no implants and T2 mwd
Viper ShizzIe > 10.3 fully maxed and overheating a gistii
Selim > god, they really know how to fuck up solo 0.0
Viper ShizzIe > NO
Viper ShizzIe > IT WAS A BOOST
Viper ShizzIe > THEY SWEARS
Selim > its not like soloing in a sabre was overpowered
Viper ShizzIe > boost to inties&
Selim > all you could kill were idiot inties and haulers
Viper ShizzIe > and bubbles create agg now
Viper ShizzIe > so they got nerfed then shafted.
Selim > yeah, fuck that
Viper ShizzIe > idk I'm gonna fly one for the lulz
Viper ShizzIe > with a cloak and two bubble launchers
Viper ShizzIe > o/
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > it'd be epic
Viper ShizzIe > bubble your ingate
Viper ShizzIe > warp to 100 on the outgate
Viper ShizzIe > bubble that
Viper ShizzIe > cloak
Viper ShizzIe > victory.
Viper ShizzIe > well
Selim > what will you kill?
Viper ShizzIe > victory + dead alt once I forget he's on appoach to the gate
Selim > lightly tanked iterons?
Viper ShizzIe > Nothing, but that's not the poin
Viper ShizzIe > point*
Viper ShizzIe > griefing 200 man fleets
Selim > lol;
Viper ShizzIe > > killing a few inties
Viper ShizzIe > Not only griefing them
Viper ShizzIe > but griefing them for 20 jumps
Selim > I'd take on a sabre in some inties
Viper ShizzIe > until they get to the final spot
Viper ShizzIe > and then they realise my sabre also has a cyno
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > BOOM DD HULLSHOT
Viper ShizzIe > I'd quit the game if that happened to me.
Tareen Kashaar > lol
Viper ShizzIe > =/
Viper ShizzIe > add a 's/
Selim > is it? :(
Viper ShizzIe > 4775 with max skills, no implants and T2 mwd
Viper ShizzIe > 10.3 fully maxed and overheating a gistii
Selim > god, they really know how to fuck up solo 0.0
Viper ShizzIe > NO
Viper ShizzIe > IT WAS A BOOST
Viper ShizzIe > THEY SWEARS
Selim > its not like soloing in a sabre was overpowered
Viper ShizzIe > boost to inties&
Selim > all you could kill were idiot inties and haulers
Viper ShizzIe > and bubbles create agg now
Viper ShizzIe > so they got nerfed then shafted.
Selim > yeah, fuck that
Viper ShizzIe > idk I'm gonna fly one for the lulz
Viper ShizzIe > with a cloak and two bubble launchers
Viper ShizzIe > o/
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > it'd be epic
Viper ShizzIe > bubble your ingate
Viper ShizzIe > warp to 100 on the outgate
Viper ShizzIe > bubble that
Viper ShizzIe > cloak
Viper ShizzIe > victory.
Viper ShizzIe > well
Selim > what will you kill?
Viper ShizzIe > victory + dead alt once I forget he's on appoach to the gate
Selim > lightly tanked iterons?
Viper ShizzIe > Nothing, but that's not the poin
Viper ShizzIe > point*
Viper ShizzIe > griefing 200 man fleets
Selim > lol;
Viper ShizzIe > > killing a few inties
Viper ShizzIe > Not only griefing them
Viper ShizzIe > but griefing them for 20 jumps
Selim > I'd take on a sabre in some inties
Viper ShizzIe > until they get to the final spot
Viper ShizzIe > and then they realise my sabre also has a cyno
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > BOOM DD HULLSHOT
Viper ShizzIe > I'd quit the game if that happened to me.
Tareen Kashaar > lol
PKlavins > lol im in a pod with no instas :P if god plays dice i hope he rolls a 7 :P
lil nooblet > pvp is about waiting figts
lil nooblet > fights
lil nooblet > during which you spin your ship around
lil nooblet > after which you spin your pod around
lil nooblet > even during fight your spin around the enemy ship
lil nooblet > most of the time, anyway
lil nooblet > empire wars are about camping a station and spinning your ship around, either in or out of the station
lil nooblet > missions are about spinning your ship around in dead space pocet. definitely.
lil nooblet > i couldn't think eve without the spinning feature
lil nooblet > possibly 90% of people would leave eve if it would be removed
lil nooblet > no wonder they say eve isn't like the others: you can't spin your ship in wow
lil nooblet > why is it so quiet?
lil nooblet > you guys too busy spinning your ship around?
Kataanis > Talking on deaf ears?
Demayhem > Some folks are stunned by the stream of meaningless drivel ?
Kataanis > ... why was I just targeted by Concord?
lil nooblet > I think they are just confused because they spin their ship too much
lil nooblet > spin
lil nooblet > spin
lil nooblet > spin
Terlak > been a bad boy?
Kataanis > "14:51:12 Notify Enemies of the Gallente Federation are not welcome here - you will have but a few seconds to flee before we destroy your ship Kataanis!"
Kataanis > Fuck
lil nooblet > you spinning your pod now?
Alor Zaenab > oops
lil nooblet > well that happens
Nafthir > Whoops
lil nooblet > -_-_-_-_-
lil nooblet > SPIN
lil nooblet > da diidadi dam dam didadi dam SPIN da diidadi dam dam didai dam
SycosticModo > maybe you shouldn't have spun your ship so much in gallente space :P
lil nooblet > indeed
lil nooblet > fights
lil nooblet > during which you spin your ship around
lil nooblet > after which you spin your pod around
lil nooblet > even during fight your spin around the enemy ship
lil nooblet > most of the time, anyway
lil nooblet > empire wars are about camping a station and spinning your ship around, either in or out of the station
lil nooblet > missions are about spinning your ship around in dead space pocet. definitely.
lil nooblet > i couldn't think eve without the spinning feature
lil nooblet > possibly 90% of people would leave eve if it would be removed
lil nooblet > no wonder they say eve isn't like the others: you can't spin your ship in wow
lil nooblet > why is it so quiet?
lil nooblet > you guys too busy spinning your ship around?
Kataanis > Talking on deaf ears?
Demayhem > Some folks are stunned by the stream of meaningless drivel ?
Kataanis > ... why was I just targeted by Concord?
lil nooblet > I think they are just confused because they spin their ship too much
lil nooblet > spin
lil nooblet > spin
lil nooblet > spin
Terlak > been a bad boy?
Kataanis > "14:51:12 Notify Enemies of the Gallente Federation are not welcome here - you will have but a few seconds to flee before we destroy your ship Kataanis!"
Kataanis > Fuck
lil nooblet > you spinning your pod now?
Alor Zaenab > oops
lil nooblet > well that happens
Nafthir > Whoops
lil nooblet > -_-_-_-_-
lil nooblet > SPIN
lil nooblet > da diidadi dam dam didadi dam SPIN da diidadi dam dam didai dam
SycosticModo > maybe you shouldn't have spun your ship so much in gallente space :P
lil nooblet > indeed
Animactus > its pronounced an-uh-mak-tuhs
Tarrax Zoi > ancient chant of the wherethefuckarewe tribe?
Tarrax Zoi > ancient chant of the wherethefuckarewe tribe?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
JoeyDee > we got a titan befor them..we got a station before them..we took the battle to them ..before they did to us. BOB suck ;-}
Zungen > i need a booster :P
Thelia Nar > they are pretty formidable, but not unbeatable
Zungen > are the borg unbeatable? :P
Jimblob > thought we were the borg
Zungen > borg assimliate and adapt to everything we dont =P
Zungen > i need a booster :P
Thelia Nar > they are pretty formidable, but not unbeatable
Zungen > are the borg unbeatable? :P
Jimblob > thought we were the borg
Zungen > borg assimliate and adapt to everything we dont =P
Aztek says:
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right for an attourney, if you cant afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
Aztek says:
what else, i forgot
Mac Dre says:
you have the right to run away
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right for an attourney, if you cant afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
Aztek says:
what else, i forgot
Mac Dre says:
you have the right to run away