Spanky doodle > anyone have a shiptype on that cocksucking faggot in ls9?
chapreto > you will need to be more specific
chapreto > you will need to be more specific
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sathrai > what happen :(
Tigivo Eckhart > for jagg torps
Siren Sylvanis > FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ishmael Hansen > I would say a myrm is down
groszekPtysiowy > siren
Ishmael Hansen > wild guess
groszekPtysiowy > calm down
Skyrezz > where
Siren Sylvanis > no
Siren Sylvanis > It has been twenty minutes
Siren Sylvanis > one disconnect
Ishmael Hansen > officer?
Siren Sylvanis > one scooping of drones after disconnect
Siren Sylvanis > in this system
Siren Sylvanis > with an isk farmer
Siren Sylvanis > talking to him in chinese
Siren Sylvanis > about his family, about his job,
Siren Sylvanis > about my life in the US.
Tigivo Eckhart > ...?
Sathrai > he's been luring in an isk farmer
Sathrai > setting it all up
Siren Sylvanis > Convincing him I'm a farmer too
Siren Sylvanis > I had him convinced
Sathrai > then I guess this blue showed up and fucked it all up?
Siren Sylvanis > then a blue raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > it's twenty more minutes talking to the Raven
Siren Sylvanis > asking him to leave
Siren Sylvanis > he's like "no, I'm hunting isk farmers
Siren Sylvanis > so eventually
Siren Sylvanis > I find the blue at a belt
Siren Sylvanis > I yell at the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank him together
Ishmael Hansen > tried to convo him?
Siren Sylvanis > I try to tell the isk farmer to warp to me so we can gank the blue
groszekPtysiowy > AND?
Siren Sylvanis > isk farmer warps to me as blue warps out and leaves system
Siren Sylvanis > I scram, dual web, nos the farmer
Siren Sylvanis > he's in armor
Siren Sylvanis > totally fucked
Siren Sylvanis > then....... an NPC cruiser jams me.
Siren Sylvanis > He warps out.
Isobel Mitar > There are sansha datacores?
Isobel Mitar > I have not heard of such
Rana Ash > Thats cause they are disguised as hamster wheels
Kalaratiri > Rana...
Rana Ash > Yeees?
Kalaratiri > sansha do not disguise datacores as hampster wheels
Rana Ash > Thats the trick you see, we think it's a datacore but it's really a hamster wheel
Arkady Sadik > Rana, do you have a psychological advisor?
Isobel Mitar > I have not heard of such
Rana Ash > Thats cause they are disguised as hamster wheels
Kalaratiri > Rana...
Rana Ash > Yeees?
Kalaratiri > sansha do not disguise datacores as hampster wheels
Rana Ash > Thats the trick you see, we think it's a datacore but it's really a hamster wheel
Arkady Sadik > Rana, do you have a psychological advisor?
sb404 > it's official, noob mercs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Yorlbie > whoops.
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Nashok Mindrie [pxin]: I am King, I am Lord and I am Savior. I've just completed a task that would have fell any lesser mortal. I unfucked the Tupperware shelves
Phlax > SPIRALJUNKIE IN A BOB CHANNEL, POSSIBLY LOOKING FAT AND AWKWARD ON CAMERA TO AID THE WAR EFFORT???
Jinkei > bleh, not counting one small lapse of eve-ness, I had a two year break
Jinkei > There's a lot I need to learn to understand this game again
Amelie Wildae > I see
Amelie Wildae > Welll.... how to begin; we have spaceships now.
Jinkei > There's a lot I need to learn to understand this game again
Amelie Wildae > I see
Amelie Wildae > Welll.... how to begin; we have spaceships now.
LordBluecat > 1vs1 Shangpo in you sleip ?
Shangpo > sorry bro I never 1v1 unless I get the jump on you
Shangpo > cause I have never actually seen a 1v1
Shangpo > I have seen lots of 1v1 that turned into a 1v2, 1v3, 1v5, 1v28, etc.
Shangpo > sorry bro I never 1v1 unless I get the jump on you
Shangpo > cause I have never actually seen a 1v1
Shangpo > I have seen lots of 1v1 that turned into a 1v2, 1v3, 1v5, 1v28, etc.
[+Gunnar_Aztek] too bad the nerf button is labeled "strip fittings"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"