*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
<%PrismX> the universe does not fit into a nutshell :(
<niki> PrismX: if we exclude your mom, it does
<%PrismX> o h s n a p
<niki> PrismX: if we exclude your mom, it does
<%PrismX> o h s n a p
Tantius Achasse > oh noes
Tantius Achasse > I lost a ship in a videogame
Tantius Achasse > I SO MAD grrrr
Tantius Achasse > how am I going to live with myself knowing I lost a ship made of 1's and 0's
ZenGen > in your case it were only 0's m8
Tantius Achasse > I lost a ship in a videogame
Tantius Achasse > I SO MAD grrrr
Tantius Achasse > how am I going to live with myself knowing I lost a ship made of 1's and 0's
ZenGen > in your case it were only 0's m8
During tournament fight:
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Disturbingly Derek > why for you violence boat?
Winterblink > Heheh :p
Winterblink > Yeah, Cecil got immortalized tonight :)
El Coyote > yea just read it
El Coyote > can't think where you get the ideas from :P
Winterblink > Had his comic cherry popped. And his "rammed from behind by a megathron" cherry too.
Cythrawl > ... that should be omgrawr'd
Winterblink > Yeah, Cecil got immortalized tonight :)
El Coyote > yea just read it
El Coyote > can't think where you get the ideas from :P
Winterblink > Had his comic cherry popped. And his "rammed from behind by a megathron" cherry too.
Cythrawl > ... that should be omgrawr'd
Jack LeFunk > and they say the average age of an eve player is 25.....local chat says 15 tops
Amith Silvermoon > /emote Consider shouting Leeroy jenkins and attacking IAC dreads
Crucifier > have fun
Amith Silvermoon > :( i think the lag would kill me
Amior > it would :P
Amior > cause 600 more hostiles are coming
Amith Silvermoon > well im sitting in the Pos IAC are sieging enjoying the show
Omeega > how many capitals have they got?
Amith Silvermoon > sec
Amith Silvermoon > 14 and 1 corpse
Crucifier > hmm
Crucifier > ingenius
Crucifier > corpse > all
Morris Falter > that corpse does mad damage
Morris Falter > i'd run personally
Amith Silvermoon > yes i was gonna try and take out the corpse
Crucifier > ROFL
Crucifier > YEAH GOOD LUCK
Amior > u know what really stinks... ur mwding away from hostiles and a corpse happens to be in front of you and bumps u
Amith Silvermoon > its clearly the backbone of the fleet
Amior > then u die and get podded
Philippe Alumeres > lol
Amith Silvermoon > 2007.01.05 20:28:05 Combat Your Sabretooth Light Missile hits D Gelalder's frozen corpse, doing 103.5 damage. Yarrr
Crucifier > have fun
Amith Silvermoon > :( i think the lag would kill me
Amior > it would :P
Amior > cause 600 more hostiles are coming
Amith Silvermoon > well im sitting in the Pos IAC are sieging enjoying the show
Omeega > how many capitals have they got?
Amith Silvermoon > sec
Amith Silvermoon > 14 and 1 corpse
Crucifier > hmm
Crucifier > ingenius
Crucifier > corpse > all
Morris Falter > that corpse does mad damage
Morris Falter > i'd run personally
Amith Silvermoon > yes i was gonna try and take out the corpse
Crucifier > ROFL
Crucifier > YEAH GOOD LUCK
Amior > u know what really stinks... ur mwding away from hostiles and a corpse happens to be in front of you and bumps u
Amith Silvermoon > its clearly the backbone of the fleet
Amior > then u die and get podded
Philippe Alumeres > lol
Amith Silvermoon > 2007.01.05 20:28:05 Combat Your Sabretooth Light Missile hits D Gelalder's frozen corpse, doing 103.5 damage. Yarrr
Korona: i don't need your stuff D:
Korona: I just want you ._.
Korona: ....
Zenton: ....
Korona: that... sounded a bit gayer than intended
Korona: I just want you ._.
Korona: ....
Zenton: ....
Korona: that... sounded a bit gayer than intended
0081243 > im blue alt
0081243 > DONT SHOOT
Kotaru > sry in advance
0081243 > DONT SHOOT
Kotaru > sry in advance
cartmer > tell me why my comp works lying down but not standing up ?
Burning Chrome > it's legs are tired
Burning Chrome > it's legs are tired