Adhamhnon > you can't beat a ship that sneaks up on you cloaked, then target jams, webs, scambles and sucks your cap dry while pounding you with torps
Gundahar > /emote can imagine adham in his scanker, sneaking up on SU
Shut up > hah
Adhamhnon > shhhh
Shut up > I'd roast his ass
Gundahar > not much def on that scanker tho :P
Adhamhnon > actually, ravens if the raven pilot is smart, are the only ship that can beat a scanker
Gundahar > and a dual mwd Ravis would wtfpwn it :D
Adhamhnon > all you have to do is do what I do when I go to 0.0
Shut up > Cry for momma?
Gundahar > /emote can imagine adham in his scanker, sneaking up on SU
Shut up > hah
Adhamhnon > shhhh
Shut up > I'd roast his ass
Gundahar > not much def on that scanker tho :P
Adhamhnon > actually, ravens if the raven pilot is smart, are the only ship that can beat a scanker
Gundahar > and a dual mwd Ravis would wtfpwn it :D
Adhamhnon > all you have to do is do what I do when I go to 0.0
Shut up > Cry for momma?
* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Hanns > i got this noob to courier me one heavy laser II and hes taking all fucking night about it, its only 8 jumps!
Hanns > I was to lazy
Tido Maliyu > lol
Tido Maliyu > hanns
Hanns > im like noob hurry up!
Tido Maliyu > fucking n00b :P
Hanns > and hes like 'im in a hauler!'
Altai Saker > lol
Hanns > and im like, why are you using a fucking hauler for 10m3?
Hanns > I was to lazy
Tido Maliyu > lol
Tido Maliyu > hanns
Hanns > im like noob hurry up!
Tido Maliyu > fucking n00b :P
Hanns > and hes like 'im in a hauler!'
Altai Saker > lol
Hanns > and im like, why are you using a fucking hauler for 10m3?
Mini Freight > im inputting 360 runs of caracals hehe
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
Sir SmashAlot > awesome
Sir SmashAlot > 6 freighter loads of minerals to move first 0.o
Mini Freight > need moar minerals tho lol
Katherine Raven > awesome mini
Mini Freight > luckily lots of the asses i slapped on the market have started to sell so im up to over 7 billion liquid ISK to invest into this patch
Mini Freight > assets*
Mini Freight > not asses :P
Mini Freight > ololololol
Katherine Raven > lol
Mini Freight > og gawd
Shoguno > lol
Katherine Raven > I was trying to figure out how you were selling asses.
Sir SmashAlot > ROLF!
Mini Freight > lol damn that was unintentional too
Shoguno > we call that the subconcience
boorslite: Most girls make me wish being gay was a choice
Elena Nihilim > We'll see who can tap F12 the fastest!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Aria Jenneth > Congratulations! For selecting the most appalling spacecraft name, possibly, in all of history, you win a full missile salvo.
Needsleep000 > pfft who needs a spare bil......
Talos Rall > A duck that got its face stuck in a car door?
Talos Rall > A duck that got its face stuck in a car door?
<Dems> the 1600 plate must make it pretty potent
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
<%xiaodown> much like my sperm.
<cougem> slow and lacking in agility?
Rain Kaessinde > Kinky is something weird you do for fun. Perverted is something other people think you shouldn't have fun doing.
Corporal Smackaho > so going to see your in-laws is perverted? lol
DarkestMinion > i like my inlaws - its my wife I can't stand........
Corporal Smackaho > so going to see your in-laws is perverted? lol
DarkestMinion > i like my inlaws - its my wife I can't stand........