Col Arran > my proctology exam is overdue
Jalak Bali > http://i.imgur.com/apk5t.gif related
Col Arran > that one gets me every time
Col Arran > thats a lot of lube though
Col Arran > you dont need that much
Col Arran > I mean....not like I know
Col Arran > dont listen to me
Kyrir Tovarisch experiance talking there Col Arran ?
Col Arran > I have no idea what youre talking about
Col Arran > no idea at all
Kyrir Tovarisch > so how long were you unable to sit properly?
Col Arran > we're uh not going to talk about that
Jalak Bali > http://i.imgur.com/apk5t.gif related
Col Arran > that one gets me every time
Col Arran > thats a lot of lube though
Col Arran > you dont need that much
Col Arran > I mean....not like I know
Col Arran > dont listen to me
Kyrir Tovarisch experiance talking there Col Arran ?
Col Arran > I have no idea what youre talking about
Col Arran > no idea at all
Kyrir Tovarisch > so how long were you unable to sit properly?
Col Arran > we're uh not going to talk about that
ISD Ciithania > SATA drives have no Master / Slave switch
ISD Ciithania > Only IDE drives do
Alexi Molotov > ISD stay on topic this is eve help channel
ISD Ciithania > Sorry :(
Alexi Molotov > LOL
ISD Naqam > LOL
ISD Ciithania > Only IDE drives do
Alexi Molotov > ISD stay on topic this is eve help channel
ISD Ciithania > Sorry :(
Alexi Molotov > LOL
ISD Naqam > LOL
Cadela Fria > Dammit!
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...
<+bitreider> i've always thought like. you know the "What superpoewr would you have question?"
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
<+bitreider> i'd just want to spawn millions of spiders out of any thing.
<+Levin> my superpower would be the ability to summon bears at will
<@FooB> is your superpower how to fail at everything?
<+Levin> because
<+bitreider> beras. that's a good one
<+bitreider> also
<+Levin> that will end anything
<+bitreider> you can ride a bear
<+bitreider> you can't ride a spider.
<+Levin> yeah
<+Levin> exactly
<maybeHere> you can ride a spider
<+Morax> big spider yes?
<+Levin> you think a spider can beat a bear?
<maybeHere> it just needs to be big enough
<+bitreider> or
<@Insig> ARAGOG
<+bitreider> enough little spiders
<+bitreider> they could be like
<+bitreider> nano machines
<+bitreider> any structure on earth
<+bitreider> recrate it
<+Levin> or
<@Insig> that assemble into a bear?
<+bitreider> with millions of spiders
<+Levin> i could just summon more bears
<+bitreider> i could make a bear
<+bitreider> out of spiders
<@Insig> BEAR MADE OF SPIDERS
<@Insig> FUCK YEAH
<+Levin> i could make a giant spider out of bears
<+Levin> what now?
<+bitreider> whoa.
<+bitreider> mind
<+bitreider> blown
<cf'trashguy> he can ban your ip at Layer 3
<cf'ArachV0id> i wonder if bek sicced him at us
<cf'tacopizzaman> hey trash lol///whats layer 3?
<cf'trashguy> Layer 3 of the OSI Model
<cf'tacopizzaman> o ok is it part of irc ?
<cf'ArachV0id> na it's like
<cf'ArachV0id> she's wearing a bra
<cf'ArachV0id> and then above that a shirt
<cf'ArachV0id> and then a sweater
<cf'ArachV0id> so that's the third layer
<cf'tacopizzaman> lolllllllllllllll
<cf'trashguy> kinda reversed
<cf'ArachV0id> the griefgar can stop you from getting through layer 3
<cf'trashguy> the presentation layer would definatley be tits
<cf'ArachV0id> the sweater
<cf'tacopizzaman> lol exactly
<%cougem> this is excellent
<cf'ArachV0id> i wonder if bek sicced him at us
<cf'tacopizzaman> hey trash lol///whats layer 3?
<cf'trashguy> Layer 3 of the OSI Model
<cf'tacopizzaman> o ok is it part of irc ?
<cf'ArachV0id> na it's like
<cf'ArachV0id> she's wearing a bra
<cf'ArachV0id> and then above that a shirt
<cf'ArachV0id> and then a sweater
<cf'ArachV0id> so that's the third layer
<cf'tacopizzaman> lolllllllllllllll
<cf'trashguy> kinda reversed
<cf'ArachV0id> the griefgar can stop you from getting through layer 3
<cf'trashguy> the presentation layer would definatley be tits
<cf'ArachV0id> the sweater
<cf'tacopizzaman> lol exactly
<%cougem> this is excellent
Cleopatrra > i wana cast magic missle
Cleopatrra > opps wrong game :P
Wacoede > lol
Wacoede > could try casting EM missle's :D
Cleopatrra > opps wrong game :P
Wacoede > lol
Wacoede > could try casting EM missle's :D
Stjornustelpa > smaller units work better
Smaw > thats what he tells his wife :P
Smaw > thats what he tells his wife :P
Par'Gellen > the spot a cat will pick to vomit a huge pile on your rug is directly related to how hard it is to see it while you're walking across the room barefoot
Sedusia > My pregnant wife thinks she can beat me in a head butting contest, this ought to be good!
Khellias> There is something strange here.
Khellias> I shut down my corp because I was the only one left active.
Khellias> And I was debating canceling my account for a while.
Khellias> Then I saw a guy on a totally different forum talk about how awesome EVE is, and chipped in my two cents.
Khellias> Now I have something like half a dozen newbies asking me for advice on mining and industry.
Khellias> I have created a new army of carebears.
Khellias> Too bad we're all carebears, or else this could have interesting use.
Khellias> I shut down my corp because I was the only one left active.
Khellias> And I was debating canceling my account for a while.
Khellias> Then I saw a guy on a totally different forum talk about how awesome EVE is, and chipped in my two cents.
Khellias> Now I have something like half a dozen newbies asking me for advice on mining and industry.
Khellias> I have created a new army of carebears.
Khellias> Too bad we're all carebears, or else this could have interesting use.