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Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.

#10510 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Rasquel > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Losskgar > Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Rasquel > Krayt Dargon > Aires Riald > Sapex > Pestelince > FAIL bitches
Dyphorus > wow, a homosexual conga line =
Night'Vision > my block list is recruiting

#4978 + ( 16 ) -inappropriate?

1013 > afternoon guys. Where u want me and in what
St0rmBringer > in my office no clothes

#3826 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Jim Raynor > SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!
MaRaChi BlasT > snakes on a motherf*ckin' plane!
Jim Raynor > NO JAMES BOND, NO SNAKES IN THAT
Jim Raynor > SHREK THE THIRD? GREEN.. BUT NOT A SNAKE!
Hey You > GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THE MOTHERF*CKING PLANE

#9983 + ( 31 ) -inappropriate?

Aegis Scout > Jennifer you think theres a suck my cock button on ther too?
Jennifer Rizea > Well, there might be, but it'd return a 404
Jennifer Rizea > Cock not found.

#5194 + ( 20 ) -inappropriate?

Siren Sylvanis > hm.
Siren Sylvanis > I just sat at a gate for 10 minutes
Siren Sylvanis > thinking WTFLAG
Siren Sylvanis > then I realized I never clicked jump.

#6208 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Samirol > HA!
Samirol > VERONE IS ASLEEP
Samirol > SO YOU ARENT VERONE
Samirol > IM NOT GOING CRAZY
Vando > how do you know verone is asleep?
Samirol > psychic homosexualness

#2508 + ( 32 ) -inappropriate?

Qayos > ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
Tomas Ysidro > HAKUNA MATATA
Omaka Takim > I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Tomas Ysidro > I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Qayos > ICE ICE BABY
Qayos > <.<
Tomas Ysidro > STOP!!!!! HAMMER TIME....
Tulia > Rabble (EDF) Strikes corp chat perfectly, wrecking for 122 IQ points.

#1128 + ( 23 ) -inappropriate?

[&Wrangler] although, if you want something that gives me extra work or general grief you can email boohoo@ccpgames.com
(+Vamp) awesome
(+Vamp) if that mail is legit Wrangler, you are a king amongst gods
(+Cinnander) :D
(+Cinnander) lol
[&Wrangler] well, lets just say it ends up where it should...

#11237 + ( 25 ) -inappropriate?

Kariem Mahkasad > quick poll
Kariem Mahkasad > Balls?
DonTheYounger > got em
Tibirus Septim > got em
padalin2 > (I know my wife put them somewhere around here......)
Tibirus Septim > just go feel up her boobs she may remind you where they are =)
padalin2 > not right now... she will just think down time got extended again.

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