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Horatio Cain > ...We're having a special on small arms...
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
<Wrangler> I'm always grumpy and I'm never cute :P
Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
JLobes > poorly =P
Farjung > Park carrier at deep safe and assign fighters to your inty alt ;
Arrgs > That would work
JLobes > yeah, but fighters dont have pods do they?
FowlPlayChiken > inty can kill pods
FowlPlayChiken > fighters have a lil dude inside piloting
Farjung > Sorry what?
JLobes > No, i mean when u lose a fighter, u dont get a pod
JLobes > u just die
Farjung > ...
Arrgs > Erm, fighters are just big drones
Farjung > A fighter's just a fancy drone
FowlPlayChiken > yea
JLobes > Ooooh, thought u actually had people flying them =)
Augin Soric > I don't care how much sugar you put on it, anyone who eats a grapefruit is a masochist.
*Character with Kung Fu in his name enters local*
Victor Ivanov > Everybody was kung fu fighting?
tORNFISH > lol victor how many times i hear tha joke
tORNFISH > <<< kf is my alt well one of them :)
Victor Ivanov > Would you say that he is fast as lightning?
tORNFISH > no he aint
tORNFISH > lol
Victor Ivanov > But but.... It's almost somewhat frightening.
Victor Ivanov > The way he is fighting with expert timing.
tORNFISH > pls..
Victor Ivanov > I'd say by statistical probability and demographic positionitioning, your alt is inevitably a China man. He may or may not also have been rather funky.
tORNFISH > he is lazy and takes all my isk thats all i know
Victor Ivanov > I'd imagine he was a proffessional cook then. Spending most of his time chopping them up and chopping them down.
tORNFISH > rofl he is training for cap ships
Victor Ivanov > Really? Cap ships....Isn't that an ancient chinese art?
tORNFISH > dont think so
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. No? So not everyone knows their synchronized part then?
tORNFISH > i duno i just drink beer and play eve
Victor Ivanov > You say that, but.....Are you sure you aren't preparing for a feint and then a kick from the hip?
Victor Ivanov > Because that would hurt.
tORNFISH > whan i get my carrier i will show you some moves
tORNFISH > drunken master style
Victor Ivanov > I have a carrier too. We could go Kung Fu Fighting. :D
tORNFISH > 0/
Victor Ivanov > Thankfully, I'm as swift as a feline. In fact, some have said I am fast as lightning.
Victor Ivanov > You may find this to be a little bit frightening....
Victor Ivanov > But I promise that I'll mitigate my art and we could continue our fight, with expert timing
tORNFISH > sounds a bit fishy to me :)
Victor Ivanov > Say, you remind me of this fellow I know. Are you perhaps Billy Chin? Or mayhaps Sammy Chung?
tORNFISH > no just plain old ---- ----
Victor Ivanov > Hmm. That's a good name. A powerful name. Like a big boss, you know? One that goes around saying "Let's get it on" to people.
tORNFISH > if the beer s flowing and ive made enough isk
tORNFISH > kozlack is the ganster in my corp im just a bitch hauler;)
Victor Ivanov > Fair enough. It's a pleasure meeting you. *bows* But perhaps we could refrain from making a stand and swinging our hands?
Kozlack > *sniff* hey yo torn, you got a problem mang?
Victor Ivanov > That was so unexpected, I would even call it sudden. It made me skip, and has set me on the path towards an entirely new journey.
Kozlack > lay off the acid bro
Victor Ivanov > That seems a tad rude. Perhaps you wish to be kung fu fighting?
Kozlack > .............
Victor Ivanov > For my machariel is swift as lightning.
Kozlack > lol im mad, i want a mach :(
Victor Ivanov > It is indeed a fine fine ship. Although some people find its appearance intimidating. Even frightening.
Victor Ivanov > You know, you've been quiet so long, I fear you may have lost your expert timing.
Victor Ivanov > Right, that's the last line of the song, I got it out of my system now, I think. 0/
Duckeye > bruhaha
Pai Hao > Its Duckeye the murderous, run!
* ShadowDraqon murders duckeye
Duckeye > that doesn't leave me much room to come up with a response
ShadowDraqon > yet you did
Jacob Etienne > send kayo some pix of your girlfriend dressed as a catgirl, and he can sell you leet faction stuff for cheap
Buddhabytes > cool ya gotta deal
Kayosoni > yep
Virdari Essex > if you adjust ur camera just right the bubbles on this station look like the chick with 3 boobs from total recall
mikechoochoo > when you first start gallente race (new game) whats that solar system you are in?
mikechoochoo > i think its the navy one
Sregor Beeblebrox > duripant is one of them.
mikechoochoo > i dont think thats it
mikechoochoo > os ot atluvillle
mikechoochoo > isenan?
mikechoochoo > allebin
mikechoochoo > droselory
mikechoochoo > i dont know
mikechoochoo > i need to find the main place
Sregor Beeblebrox > set autopilot for PF-346. you can get directions from the devs there.
Hector Black > ????
Schneider Stein > lol :P
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