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DANNE0 > setting -1 standings for now then
Commander Mirko > same
Commander Mirko > ill make it -1.1 coz she looks
like a slut :-p
Draaven > He has teh tiny weenie
Jade Constantine > yep
Draaven > 8-
Jade Constantine > clearly
Jade Constantine > 8~
Jade Constantine > its shrivelled
<Jilnor> rank 12 skills suck
<AlexH> ...but they suck very, very slowly
Azia Burgi > MOAR BANDWIDTH!!!!!
Azia Burgi > /emote sets her intertube hamsters to turbomode
Kayne Darklight > wb vlad
VladtheInhaler > came for a quickie, about to sit down for dinner any minute
Kayne Darklight > there is no such thing as a 'quickie' with EvE, she`s not that kind of mistress
Dawn Endoras > Loki vs Bhaal bumping match!
Renko Lavochkin > go loki, evade and bump back!
Dawn Endoras > Go Bhaal! Use water gun! Wait, what?
Renko Lavochkin > yeah, what? everyone knows bhaalgorns are plant-type
Dawn Endoras > it's hybrid
Renko Lavochkin > solar beam and leech-seed, see?
Renko Lavochkin > also, absorb
Dawn Endoras > leech seed sucks
Renko Lavochkin * thinks about these things
Dawn Endoras > Vine whip ftw
Renko Lavochkin > it does get a web bonus
Renko Lavochkin > I will henceforth call bhaalgorns venusaurs.
fmercury > i'm flying 3 cdfe right now
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway
Brock Nelson > im so fucking bored that im watching twilight
Brock Nelson > that's how bored i am
Myopic Thyne > I pity you brock
Selene D'Celeste > Pity is too good for you
Myopic Thyne > I pity me too, because if I'm a brock alt, I'm being forced to watch twilight against my will.
Tristan Acoma : asking advice there gives you a 20% chance of getting the right answer, 20% the wrong one, 20% silence, 30% tangential conversation and 10% Lake will take over the fleet :) 
Sae Len > i think i just lost 8 eanms in a trade
Adi LeFevre > ?
Sae Len > i traded 8 eanms i bought from a guy to my alt
Sae Len > and then i was chatting to you lith
Sae Len > and in jita local
Sae Len > and now i can't find them
Adi LeFevre > look under the matress
Sae Len > none :(
Sae Len > wtf!
Sae Len > ah phuck
Sae Len > i figured out what happened
Sae Len > i traded them by mistake to another player in station in jita
Sae Len > and he accepted the bastard
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