Jinkei > Shit, I spilled the coke
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Korudon > i can use capital armor repairers now though
Korudon > can't fly any ships that can use em
Korudon > but if i could....watchout
Ocara Nezus > OMG! RUN! Hes theorectically lethal!!!
Korudon > can't fly any ships that can use em
Korudon > but if i could....watchout
Ocara Nezus > OMG! RUN! Hes theorectically lethal!!!
Nevville > why are you targeting me?
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
1c3man > why do they let retards near computers
Psychobones > because its better than letting them outside
Psychobones > because its better than letting them outside
Zagdul > What you call a cow with no legs?
Bonet > slither mass?
RenMan > an easy lay?
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Ground Beef
RenMan > .......
Zagdul > What you call a cow with a twitch?
RenMan > if you say milk shake I am blocking you
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Beef Jerky
Bonet > slither mass?
RenMan > an easy lay?
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Ground Beef
RenMan > .......
Zagdul > What you call a cow with a twitch?
RenMan > if you say milk shake I am blocking you
Zagdul > nope
Zagdul > Beef Jerky
Waylon Torque > one time i came home from the store, heard a terrible noise from downstairs, which stopped before i had time to run down to check... turns out the machine had moved itself out almost 2 yards from the wall and unplugged itself from the socket
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Superchunk > is there a forum site?
Sorinath > no, but we have a lot of bitter, cynical people to compensate for it
Sorinath > no, but we have a lot of bitter, cynical people to compensate for it
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Caledric > ever look at your dog/cat and think to yourself... I wish I could do that?
<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.