Tao Dancer > so you guys all know the big market tip for next tuesday?
Tao Dancer > :)
Ash Holloway > nope
Nevin Dread > bye teir one battlecrusier?
Tyoph > Ash Holloway stop trying to scam ppl
Ash Holloway > we are not scammers
Tao Dancer > pretty freaking sad ash. even Nevin ha a clue.
Tao Dancer > has too
Nevin Dread > or was it bye nano paste?
Tao Dancer > u r suppost to be an investor.
Ash Holloway > if its battlecruisers we dont give a fuck
Ash Holloway > we have bigger dicks to fry
Ash Holloway > fish*
Tao Dancer > :)
Ash Holloway > nope
Nevin Dread > bye teir one battlecrusier?
Tyoph > Ash Holloway stop trying to scam ppl
Ash Holloway > we are not scammers
Tao Dancer > pretty freaking sad ash. even Nevin ha a clue.
Tao Dancer > has too
Nevin Dread > or was it bye nano paste?
Tao Dancer > u r suppost to be an investor.
Ash Holloway > if its battlecruisers we dont give a fuck
Ash Holloway > we have bigger dicks to fry
Ash Holloway > fish*
Akira Hakomairos > He herped, then he derped and then it didn't work
Par'Gellen > the spot a cat will pick to vomit a huge pile on your rug is directly related to how hard it is to see it while you're walking across the room barefoot
DeFuZioN > Rewards
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
The following rewards and bonuses will be yours if you complete this mission:
961000 credits.
73 units of Basic Mining Drone will be awarded to you as a bonus if you complete the mission within 2 hours and 40 minutes.
3...
DeFuZioN > wtf
LWMaverick > lol
JuGGeR > hehe rofl
LWMaverick > Shitty deal
DeFuZioN > 73 basic shit drones
JuGGeR > go mine you biatch
DeFuZioN > "¤#%&#"¤&%
<CanSpice> I had the oddest eve-related dream last night
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
<CanSpice> we were still in ascn, fighting bob
<CanSpice> but instead of being in the eve universe we were all in a huge department store
<CanSpice> and bob held the women's clothing department
<CanSpice> and we raided them with nerf guns
RA member in local
Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
<wizzard66> if only i knew how to change to motd
<wizzard66> but im a mirc nub too
<Faramir> -> /topic <channel> Wizzard is a nub
* wizzard66 changes topic to 'Wizzard is a nub'
wizzard66> fook
<wizzard66> but im a mirc nub too
<Faramir> -> /topic <channel> Wizzard is a nub
* wizzard66 changes topic to 'Wizzard is a nub'
wizzard66> fook
Valourie > I want so bad to build my combat skills
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Valourie > I'm barely fit to pilot a shopping cart atm
Raph > lol
Valourie > /emote crashes her shopping cart into a stack of mason jars..
Raph > how many neut's can you fit on a shopping cart?
Valourie > 12
Valourie > but you can only fire 1 at a time
Raph > lol
Raph > bah
Raph > do you have to wear a crash helmet while you... "drive" it?
Valourie > no, but they recommend chapstick, in case of "wind burn"
Raph > ahh lol
Raph > hey at least it has a decent cargo space
Raph > ... unless you want to sit in it
Valourie > it can haul $300 worth of beer and assorted alcohol at a time
Valourie > so not completely gimp
Raph > not in the least
Valourie > but the speed issue is critical, it's faster to get off and walk, unless you're going downhill
Raph > plus, if you run real fast, you can jump up on it and roll
Valourie > this is essential especially if you don't have the isk to cover the "Gate guard" fees
Raph > see now I'm wondering what they'll do with the T2 cart
Valourie > i've already seen it
Valourie > OMG it has a cup holder
Raph > ?!?
Raph > LMAO
Valourie > it only requires about 4 mill SP to pilot too
Valourie > but damn, that's one sweet cup holder
Raph > so wait, you're telling me I can have 12 neut's on it, a decent amount of booze AND not spill the one i'm drinking?
Valourie > YEP!
Raph > lmao I have to have it
Valourie > rumour has it, a future patch will enable the Heated Cup Holder feature Very Happy
Raph > just for a collectors piece
Valourie > collectors hell, I'll live in that cart
Raph > haha
Raph > you could push 2 of them together and tape them up with the duct tape.. overpowered
Raph > 24 neut
Raph > s
Raph > and 600 bucks in booze
Valourie > wow
Valourie > you are a genius!
Raph > i think we're on to something
Raph > duct tape! i'm telling you
Valourie > but we're gunna need more people to push
Raph > hmm
Valourie > for some reason people in white aprons try to gank me when I leave the booze sector
Raph > we'll offer them some of the booze!
Valourie > share the booze? hmm.. I'm not liking these logistics
Raph > but... well... yeah
Valourie > maybe if we tied a rope between it, and a light scout vehicle.. like a hyundai..
Raph > lol light scout vehicle
Raph > yes yes
Valourie > we could increase the top speed enough to outrun the gank squad
Raph > especially down hill
Valourie > well, that's the only way to start that particular LSV
Raph > well what do you expect.. that carts are worth more than the LSV
Valourie > true
Valourie > well, maybe if we ransom someone elses T2 Cart in the booze sector using plastic forks, we won't have to pay for our own
Raph > that is always a possibility
Raph > nothing like pirating in a cart
Valourie > woo, sounds like fun
Valourie > but the T2 Cart is more of a luxury hauler.. they might steal our plastic forks and pirate it back before we warp out
Raph > oh yeah, I'd never risk a T2 cart
Raph > unless i could get someone else to push, and ride within the cart itself armed with a broom
Valourie > you know what we need for defense?
Raph > ?
Valourie > OMG a Named Broom?
Raph > yes
Valourie > that'd be awesome!
Raph > hard to find
Raph > no one cleans anymore
Valourie > Thor's Broom of Bristle-doom
Raph > lol
Valourie > Fear the brown gunk on the end!
Valourie > man, no one would even get close to that
Raph > nope
Raph > I think this whole conversation should be pasted to the forums, to get some feedback on our new design
Valourie > but for defense though, I was thinking, if we could requisition one of those airline trolley's... someone could hide inside till they tried to gank us, then pop-out and pwn them with a Broom.. or maybe even a Mop loaded with Smelly Water ammo!
Raph > I like where this is going
Raph > a mop you say?
Valourie > yea.. the whole blockade runner thing
Michael Manteuffel > afk
Valourie > yea.. but I dunno if we have the grid to keep a mop and a water bucket going at the same time
Raph > a nos ... a BEER nos? that could keep it going
Valourie > oo
Valourie > beer... that's dirty
Valourie > i like it
Valourie > Beer makes it's own smelly water ammo Very Happy
Michael Manteuffel > or you could try a minimum-wage labourer implant?
Raph > it pulls the enemies drinks DIRECTLY FROM THE COASTER
Raph > if they have the T2 version
Raph > I think this is going to need some balancing
Valourie > that's assuming they don't have beer coaster stabilizers though
Raph > that's a good point, but it's such a waste of a really-low slot
Valourie > yea, but it could ruin our whole beer-nos ammo chain
Raph > yes
Valourie > and those coaster stabs are a dime a dozen
Raph > this opens up a whole new ship type - BW
Raph > Beer Warfare
Valourie > ooo... i like
Valourie > we'd need pretzel support for that though
Raph > yep
Valourie > oh man, and Keg Haulers!
Raph > it's not a solo platform
Valourie > that'd be so cool
Raph > !
Raph > ok ok, this is a million dollar idea here
Valourie > dude, we could totally rewrite this game and sell it to every college kid on the planet
Raph > and alcoholics!
Valourie > same thing ;D
Raph > lol
Raph > well... a lot of alcoholics can't afford college... on account of the boozing and all
Valourie > that's what student loans are for
Raph > omg I can go to school now too?!
Valourie > heh
Valourie > well duh, that's what the system was created for
Raph > for alcoholics?
Raph > they get all the good stuff
Joey1 > lol
Joey1 > We just got jump portaled by 50 wreckless abandon in X-M :P
Ziim Zalla > :(
Adago Vilon > you lose anything?
ZarnieWoop > clean pants
Ziim Zalla > rofl
Joey1 > We just got jump portaled by 50 wreckless abandon in X-M :P
Ziim Zalla > :(
Adago Vilon > you lose anything?
ZarnieWoop > clean pants
Ziim Zalla > rofl
Jack Folstam > /emote ties eddie and dtech together
Dtech > we are not into that type of stuff you pervert
Jack Folstam > thats not what you said last night
Jack Folstam > er
Jack Folstam > /emote tries to erase what he just said
Jack Folstam > DAMN YOU EVE
Dtech > that wasnt me, you were drunk
Dtech > we are not into that type of stuff you pervert
Jack Folstam > thats not what you said last night
Jack Folstam > er
Jack Folstam > /emote tries to erase what he just said
Jack Folstam > DAMN YOU EVE
Dtech > that wasnt me, you were drunk