Ly'sol > whats happened
Atandros > Somebody set up us the bomb
Atandros > Somebody set up us the bomb
pacifica > go back to school
Tuscan > Why should I do that?
Tuscan > Do they teach you how to smack local there?
Tuscan > Why should I do that?
Tuscan > Do they teach you how to smack local there?
Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Ravien Kariak > damnit i can only change minor details.. well i added a better hairdo and tattoo.. he looks less likely to be found in the gay district of manchester now
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Ignis Succorso > bless the maker...
T'om > of beer?
T'om > or porn?
Ignis Succorso > of spice melange
Ignis Succorso > it is through will alone i set my mind in motion
Ignis Succorso > it is through the sweet jucies of saphoo that thoughts acquire speed lips acquire stains
Ignis Succorso > stains become a warning
T'om > Ahh drugs then...
Ignis Succorso > it is through will alone i set my mind in motion
T'om > Press F1 dude, it isn't that difficult.
T'om > of beer?
T'om > or porn?
Ignis Succorso > of spice melange
Ignis Succorso > it is through will alone i set my mind in motion
Ignis Succorso > it is through the sweet jucies of saphoo that thoughts acquire speed lips acquire stains
Ignis Succorso > stains become a warning
T'om > Ahh drugs then...
Ignis Succorso > it is through will alone i set my mind in motion
T'om > Press F1 dude, it isn't that difficult.
Top Hat Arkena: GLORY TO THE PLASMA CANNON
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Top Hat Arkena: Hit LAV driver
Ultra Gigga Cat: Plasma Cannon is probably a virgin
Ultra Gigga Cat: No girlgun would want it
DUST Fiend: It shoots its load fast enough to be a virgin anyways
Midnight(Mobius): OH SHIT
DUST Fiend: ;)
Top Hat Arkena: Oh DUST Fiend
Midnight(Mobius): .25 seconds to blow
Top Hat Arkena: xD
Ultra Gigga Cat: 0.65 seconds
Ultra Gigga Cat: And the operation skill reduces it by 25%
DUST Fiend: you really have to know how to finess it
Bado Sten > I moved a factory planet to one of our own pocos today. saves a ton of isk
MiLashykia > u moved a planet?
MiLashykia > i kew u were in ccp
MiLashykia > u moved a planet?
MiLashykia > i kew u were in ccp
<Toulak> I am going to amass an army, greater than anything Middle eve has ever seen. An army of shuttles, I shall send this army to destroy noobkind
Wolla > man, i'm srtoned.. 80(
Yazoul Samaiel > i did a chick and it turned out to be a lady boy