Rindis > Of course, judging by your history with pirating you'd just lose everything you made trying to attack space-buses full of nuns in front of fifty Catholic sentry guns. =P
MisterVos > I want to kill my agent. How do I do that?
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
Beef Strokenhoff > Bite down really hard while you're earning your promotion under his desk.
Beef Strokenhoff > Blood loss is pretty traumatic
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<Verone> damn it...i'm hungry now.
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<Verone> oh ffs
<Verone> now i'm starving :'(
<Verone> damn it...i'm hungry now.
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<Verone> oh ffs
<Verone> now i'm starving :'(
<+IxForres> https ://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ecjondhpjdpclmajhniogilladpgpjgi - makes Chrome 20% cooler instantly!
<+Ulviirala> URL suggest an icelandic volcano
<+Ulviirala> ecjondhpjdpclmajhniogilladpgpjgi
<+IxForres> frankly, smashing one's head on a keyboard for a few seconds produces an icelandic place name
<+IxForres> eriogjeraiogaoigjlskdjgdfkjgdfgil
<+IxForres> behold.
<+Ulviirala> URL suggest an icelandic volcano
<+Ulviirala> ecjondhpjdpclmajhniogilladpgpjgi
<+IxForres> frankly, smashing one's head on a keyboard for a few seconds produces an icelandic place name
<+IxForres> eriogjeraiogaoigjlskdjgdfkjgdfgil
<+IxForres> behold.
Jesus Troll > Bring your biggest ship to Tama.
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
Evang > Must...buy...station...
Manyara > lol
Evang > I'll give someone 247 isk for a station!
Evang > :P
Manyara > add some zeros
Evang > 024.7 isk
Manyara > rofl
Manyara > lol
Evang > I'll give someone 247 isk for a station!
Evang > :P
Manyara > add some zeros
Evang > 024.7 isk
Manyara > rofl
Reavik Wyrloki > think the best steak I ever partook of was at my cousin's wedding, Oddest part about it was that iw was held at a farm, and the beef came from that very farm, from the cow herd I could clearly see grazing not 100 feet from the reception tent.
Ishniana > Cows were thinking "Fuck is he eating Larry?!?!?"
Maya Gintaki > llmao
Monev TheGale > omgrawred
Ishniana > Cows were thinking "Fuck is he eating Larry?!?!?"
Maya Gintaki > llmao
Monev TheGale > omgrawred
@Estarriol ¦ beer
@dukath|work ¦ hope i got enough cash for a new pc now
@Estarriol ¦ screw pc
@Estarriol ¦ beer > pc
@dukath|work ¦ hope i got enough cash for a new pc now
@Estarriol ¦ screw pc
@Estarriol ¦ beer > pc
Muad' Dib > arazu with plate and hardener ... hmmm
yarrmarr > durazu ;)
Vulor > thorax with plate and hardener?
Pride NL > lol
Pride NL > condom
yarrmarr > durazu ;)
Vulor > thorax with plate and hardener?
Pride NL > lol
Pride NL > condom
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base