Wrayeth > TBH, the other great thing about this ship is that I cross-trained Caldari on Korv so I can be one of those dual-boxing dicks with a falcon-shaped condom.
Andros vonBek > i have high end ore in my hangar, had a look at its refine last night, focused on the amount of zyd... roughly 20k
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
maladar blackbeard > there sleepers right? cant you just fly past them while there asleep and nick their loot?
Muggle Wumpskin > Message > Failing the scanning has triggered a booby trap.
Muggle Wumpskin > thats nice ;/
Pudgy McFudge > you said booby
Captain Flowers > Hmm what is this booby trap?
Pudgy McFudge > a trap full of boobies? i better go first, it might be dangerous...
Muggle Wumpskin > thats nice ;/
Pudgy McFudge > you said booby
Captain Flowers > Hmm what is this booby trap?
Pudgy McFudge > a trap full of boobies? i better go first, it might be dangerous...
Ulviirala I can create you some DNA, bend over ;)
Evelgrivion Damn it
Evelgrivion The more I think about it
Evelgrivion The more I want it :(
Evelgrivion Damn it
Evelgrivion The more I think about it
Evelgrivion The more I want it :(
<Delfina> a formidable and scary Amarr Shuttle.... FE0R! engines blazing and armor glistening, it ROARED AT HIM! but mim remained steadfast, his fingers shook, his knuckels turned white, but he gripped his stick and pounded away again and again he thrust at his enemy, that FE0RSOME shuttle, until it finally were no more it collapsed underneath him, weak and submissive
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky
<Rogue01> sounds like pr0n
<mim|BIG> it was both
<mim|BIG> im kinky
ShinnaHellBringer > cad give me the info for your AOC beta plz :P
Cadiz > First you must pass three trials
Cadiz > You must storm the highest mountain peak
Cadiz > Cleanse the deepest valley
Cadiz > Then wrestle my cock into submission
ShinnaHellBringer > lol
Cadiz > First you must pass three trials
Cadiz > You must storm the highest mountain peak
Cadiz > Cleanse the deepest valley
Cadiz > Then wrestle my cock into submission
ShinnaHellBringer > lol
Augin - Fuck you Ruzo, haha
Ruzo - No, I won't fuck you
Ruzo - I'll rape you though
Augin - You can't rape the willing
Ruzo - No, I won't fuck you
Ruzo - I'll rape you though
Augin - You can't rape the willing
<somefool> whats to stop you getting platinum insurance on the starter ship and then just destroying it to make money ?
<+cougem> the fact that you could make more money per unit time by wanking into a rag
<+cougem> the fact that you could make more money per unit time by wanking into a rag