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Reachok > ok, cargo offloaded, got my eve playing jammies on, foil cap in place to keep out non eve thoughts, ready to go!!

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Flesh Trader > u want lag? we r still waiting for Xmas round here

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Xollst: i only have 11 beers left :(
Verahsa: you know you have a problem when: anything less that a 12 pack constitutes 'a problem'
Xollst: hahahaha who said that :p
Verahsa: uh me?
Xollst: i'll kill him
Xollst: i'll killyou
Verahsa: oh
Verahsa: then someone else
Xollst: i'll kill him

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<TheVirtu> Question, when a spec ops is driving a jeep, can you see him as a blip when I scan?
<MaZ> only if he has aids
<TheVirtu> That's the only thing that's snuck up on me before.
<TheVirtu> And then like 53-758395 people spawn off him
<MaZ> wait what
<MaZ> a guy in a JEEP snuck up on you?
<MaZ> are you fucking deaf?
<TheVirtu> not like that
<TheVirtu> i mean snuck up on the spawn :P
<vensa> maybe the jeep had a silencer
<MaZ> electric JEEP
<jaska> stealth jeep
<vensa> with a big solar panel on it

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Coarse Beach > best i ever heard was just last week though, i'm asking a guy in intel what killed him after he reported his death to a camp. he says, "there was 6 of them", i ask if he got shiptypes, he says "yes, 5 boucers and an ishtar"

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memex > mages of all ages argue about ninja's vs jaguars
memex > an epic battle between the aztecs and the japanese

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Leon McMillar > yo what can i do with Kruul's DNA

Ed Anger > clone a minikruul

#13147 + ( -1 ) -inappropriate?

Marcus Platt > Nothing against gay peeps, but if you're going to use cock for your oral fixation, don't chew

#8698 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

D3MONOFDEATH > id seen better days in my pants aswell
Ellison Redux > They make a topical cream that will fix that

#4555 + ( 29 ) -inappropriate?

Masema Al'Bashere > I would like it to be known that I, yes me. Moi. Ich. myself, me. this person typing here
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > am going out on a date tonight
Masema Al'Bashere > and no
Masema Al'Bashere > she isnt inflatable
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not a ladyboy
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not a sheep
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not inbred
Masema Al'Bashere > i am not paying her
Masema Al'Bashere > but I
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > ME
Masema Al'Bashere > have a 100% genuine date
Masema Al'Bashere > and no shes not on a dare
Kerixi > you didn't mention whether she was blind/deaf/dumb/braindead/under the age of 16 or on a blind date
Tennotsukai > or you had kidnapped her..
Kerixi > oooo 10 points
Masema Al'Bashere > I thought I had covered everything dammit
Masema Al'Bashere > bah!
Masema Al'Bashere > I hate you all with a passion you can only begin to dream of
Kerixi > thank you
Masema Al'Bashere > except Kerixi cos its her channel and i dont want to be banned
Tennotsukai > well for those who are about to read this on omgrawr.net please visit http://omgrawr.net/quote/4011 to see where this started....

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