QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
EmmDee Cutter > think of 1.0 as Beverly Hills and .5 as the hood
<Technical_Team> it certainly is lucky that eve-radio are such a big and professional company who can afford a whole technical team to resolve their issues in their big server room that they have
<Orkki> the big server room is basicly filled with 5 monkeys dj doby and 2 computers the djs are just wondering which will solve the problem faster =D
<BrerLapin|OnOp> My moneys on the monkeys
<BrerLapin|OnOp> Cause Doby wont like poo being flung at him
<Orkki> actually i think its one of his MANY kinky urges
<Orkki> the big server room is basicly filled with 5 monkeys dj doby and 2 computers the djs are just wondering which will solve the problem faster =D
<BrerLapin|OnOp> My moneys on the monkeys
<BrerLapin|OnOp> Cause Doby wont like poo being flung at him
<Orkki> actually i think its one of his MANY kinky urges
Chopper Garp > trev dock in next 5 mins
Trevedian > ?
Trevedian > no
Chopper Garp > am saying that because your not a s*it head like resst of krom
Trevedian > and why should i listen
Trevedian > i want a fight
Trevedian > u 2 vs m ve
Trevedian > me
Trevedian > u 2 sissies versus me.. okay?
Trevedian > any1 else in ur corp online? bring them too
Chopper Garp > woah hey trev your not after another hard on are you ?
Trevedian > not from a eunuch jellybell like urself
Chopper Garp > warmer
Chopper Garp > getting warmer
Trevedian > cold
Trevedian > uncloak u pussy
Chopper Garp > bingo !!!
Trevedian > ?
Trevedian > no
Chopper Garp > am saying that because your not a s*it head like resst of krom
Trevedian > and why should i listen
Trevedian > i want a fight
Trevedian > u 2 vs m ve
Trevedian > me
Trevedian > u 2 sissies versus me.. okay?
Trevedian > any1 else in ur corp online? bring them too
Chopper Garp > woah hey trev your not after another hard on are you ?
Trevedian > not from a eunuch jellybell like urself
Chopper Garp > warmer
Chopper Garp > getting warmer
Trevedian > cold
Trevedian > uncloak u pussy
Chopper Garp > bingo !!!
Dryr Lint > Hi tempest how are you these days
Tempest Flux > Hi Dryer!
Tempest Flux > I'm good thanks
Tempest Flux > just getting some ships fitted up
Dryr Lint > wait a minute
Dryr Lint > you're not who I was looking for at all
Tempest Flux > :(
Dryr Lint > you're nowhere near CVA space
Tempest Flux > no I'm in dodixie atm
Dryr Lint > as I usually am
Dryr Lint > but I was looking for another old buddy who lives in CVA now
Tempest Flux > ok I'll talk to you another time
Dryr Lint > well uh
Dryr Lint > ok then
Tempest Flux > Have a Merry Christmas!
Dryr Lint > CHRISTMAS?
Tempest Flux > or a happy holiday
Dryr Lint > /emote sues to have religion banned in eve
Tempest Flux > sorry
Dryr Lint > it's just that I'm
Dryr Lint > oh boy now I have to think of something on the spot
Tempest Flux > I'm waiting
Dryr Lint > yeah I know
Dryr Lint > The Religious Prosecutor
Tempest Flux > ahhh I understand
Dryr Lint > 2nd cousin to The Pedofinder General
Tempest Flux > I see
Tempest Flux > is Happy new year ok?
Dryr Lint > uhhh
Tempest Flux > lol
Dryr Lint > I'm sure I could think of something if I asked my 3rd uncle
Dryr Lint > The uh...
Dryr Lint > Cultural Reexchanger?
Tempest Flux > how about take care?
Tempest Flux > completely non offensive
Dryr Lint > how about
Dryr Lint > if we just end this awkward chat
Tempest Flux > ok lol see ya
Tempest Flux > Hi Dryer!
Tempest Flux > I'm good thanks
Tempest Flux > just getting some ships fitted up
Dryr Lint > wait a minute
Dryr Lint > you're not who I was looking for at all
Tempest Flux > :(
Dryr Lint > you're nowhere near CVA space
Tempest Flux > no I'm in dodixie atm
Dryr Lint > as I usually am
Dryr Lint > but I was looking for another old buddy who lives in CVA now
Tempest Flux > ok I'll talk to you another time
Dryr Lint > well uh
Dryr Lint > ok then
Tempest Flux > Have a Merry Christmas!
Dryr Lint > CHRISTMAS?
Tempest Flux > or a happy holiday
Dryr Lint > /emote sues to have religion banned in eve
Tempest Flux > sorry
Dryr Lint > it's just that I'm
Dryr Lint > oh boy now I have to think of something on the spot
Tempest Flux > I'm waiting
Dryr Lint > yeah I know
Dryr Lint > The Religious Prosecutor
Tempest Flux > ahhh I understand
Dryr Lint > 2nd cousin to The Pedofinder General
Tempest Flux > I see
Tempest Flux > is Happy new year ok?
Dryr Lint > uhhh
Tempest Flux > lol
Dryr Lint > I'm sure I could think of something if I asked my 3rd uncle
Dryr Lint > The uh...
Dryr Lint > Cultural Reexchanger?
Tempest Flux > how about take care?
Tempest Flux > completely non offensive
Dryr Lint > how about
Dryr Lint > if we just end this awkward chat
Tempest Flux > ok lol see ya
Virtuozzo > damn keyboard
* Devoras2 reprimads Virts keyboard
Grimpak > I want a hollo-keyboard =|
Grimpak > a hollo-screen too
* Virtuozzo wants a voice activated and controlled eve, and a secretary with a juicy voice to do that for me
Grimpak > and a photonic quad core cpu
Grimpak > and I want 2 of those secretaries =)
Devoras2 > may i recommend a holo life as well?
Grimpak > ...but not for eve
Virtuozzo > current secretary sucks
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > that came out wrong
Grimpak > =D
Barek Ironfist > lmao
Jiks > :)
Virtuozzo > I didn't mean that, you bunch of perverts
Bombaman > how did that come out wrong
Bombaman > that came out quite fine for most of us
Virtuozzo > omg Bomba
Grimpak > it is or it is not true that secretaries suck? =)
Virtuozzo > bah, you know what I meant ^^
* Devoras2 reprimads Virts keyboard
Grimpak > I want a hollo-keyboard =|
Grimpak > a hollo-screen too
* Virtuozzo wants a voice activated and controlled eve, and a secretary with a juicy voice to do that for me
Grimpak > and a photonic quad core cpu
Grimpak > and I want 2 of those secretaries =)
Devoras2 > may i recommend a holo life as well?
Grimpak > ...but not for eve
Virtuozzo > current secretary sucks
Virtuozzo > oh ffs
Virtuozzo > that came out wrong
Grimpak > =D
Barek Ironfist > lmao
Jiks > :)
Virtuozzo > I didn't mean that, you bunch of perverts
Bombaman > how did that come out wrong
Bombaman > that came out quite fine for most of us
Virtuozzo > omg Bomba
Grimpak > it is or it is not true that secretaries suck? =)
Virtuozzo > bah, you know what I meant ^^
BosHaus v2 > KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES
Tristan Acoma > Umm.... assholes do far less damage than missiles >_>
Tristan Acoma > Umm.... assholes do far less damage than missiles >_>
Flowen > aight who wants to pod me home now
Requiescat > i will lol
Mr Meanor > i do
Mr Meanor > i do i do
Zeros Omega > lol
Requiescat > 30 seconds to lock your pod lolz
Flowen > well whoever can get me first
Flowen > wait
Zeros Omega > omg meanor is blood thirsty
Requiescat > ???
Flowen > lemme check see if i have clone
Requiescat > ok
Zeros Omega > hes just out for blood
Requiescat > oh shit
Requiescat > oops
Zeros Omega > ..........
Zeros Omega > rofl
Requiescat > haha
Zeros Omega > dude
Mr Meanor > lol
Zeros Omega > holy fuck
Mr Meanor > aww dont get your pannies in a wad
Zeros Omega > you just sp killed flowen
Requiescat > i don't think he had a clone :-S
Zeros Omega > LOL
Zeros Omega > jesus man...
Ciryadin > lol no clone?
Zeros Omega > SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE MAKE US DO!
Zeros Omega > SEE!!!!
Ciryadin > hahahahahaha >_>
Zeros Omega > UNDOCK!
Requiescat > UNDOCK SO WE DONT POD ANOTHER CORPIE BACK TO DAY 1
Requiescat > i will lol
Mr Meanor > i do
Mr Meanor > i do i do
Zeros Omega > lol
Requiescat > 30 seconds to lock your pod lolz
Flowen > well whoever can get me first
Flowen > wait
Zeros Omega > omg meanor is blood thirsty
Requiescat > ???
Flowen > lemme check see if i have clone
Requiescat > ok
Zeros Omega > hes just out for blood
Requiescat > oh shit
Requiescat > oops
Zeros Omega > ..........
Zeros Omega > rofl
Requiescat > haha
Zeros Omega > dude
Mr Meanor > lol
Zeros Omega > holy fuck
Mr Meanor > aww dont get your pannies in a wad
Zeros Omega > you just sp killed flowen
Requiescat > i don't think he had a clone :-S
Zeros Omega > LOL
Zeros Omega > jesus man...
Ciryadin > lol no clone?
Zeros Omega > SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE MAKE US DO!
Zeros Omega > SEE!!!!
Ciryadin > hahahahahaha >_>
Zeros Omega > UNDOCK!
Requiescat > UNDOCK SO WE DONT POD ANOTHER CORPIE BACK TO DAY 1
Demios > I'm such a woman when it comes to eve. Whenever I get bored, I go shopping
Screaming Blade > Hey Lusinara msg me when you return
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.