* HuDDy waves
Sarmaul > looo
Sarmaul > come join the gay miners
Sarmaul > fine. warp out then
Lea Grass > gay ?
Sarmaul > I don't know about you but I'm as bent as a right angled triangle
Sarmaul > looo
Sarmaul > come join the gay miners
Sarmaul > fine. warp out then
Lea Grass > gay ?
Sarmaul > I don't know about you but I'm as bent as a right angled triangle
Arkan Eto > Emperor Solaris IS A RETARD WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE LOWER CASE TEXT
Emperor Solaris > WHAT IS LOWER CASE?
Abassis > WHAT IS
Abassis > LOVE?
Emperor Solaris > BABY DONT HURT ME
Vladimir Reyes > BABY DONT HURT ME
Jitka Filova > No more
Emperor Solaris > NO MORE!
Emperor Solaris > WHAT IS LOWER CASE?
Abassis > WHAT IS
Abassis > LOVE?
Emperor Solaris > BABY DONT HURT ME
Vladimir Reyes > BABY DONT HURT ME
Jitka Filova > No more
Emperor Solaris > NO MORE!
*Discrodia says WTF and goes back to training for his Keres
obzyuk > ouch
Discrodia > should have it in about three weeks
Discrodia > 4 if you count everything else I'll need
Discrodia > then the next expansion will be out and I'll be fucked
obzyuk > yeh ull need a proper fitting for that ship
Discrodia > Yuppers
Discrodia > might as well wait for TIII and pray the gallente ones look good
Discrodia > if not, paint it white and say it's a ghost
obzyuk > lol
obzyuk > dont need to many skills to be a ghost
Discrodia > just cloaking and EWAR
Discrodia > Then they think their ships are haunted
Discrodia > wooooooo your ship doesn't have enough keys to lock woooooooo
obzyuk > ouch
Discrodia > should have it in about three weeks
Discrodia > 4 if you count everything else I'll need
Discrodia > then the next expansion will be out and I'll be fucked
obzyuk > yeh ull need a proper fitting for that ship
Discrodia > Yuppers
Discrodia > might as well wait for TIII and pray the gallente ones look good
Discrodia > if not, paint it white and say it's a ghost
obzyuk > lol
obzyuk > dont need to many skills to be a ghost
Discrodia > just cloaking and EWAR
Discrodia > Then they think their ships are haunted
Discrodia > wooooooo your ship doesn't have enough keys to lock woooooooo
skilzrulz > EVERYBODY IS A IDIOT EXCVEPT EMF
skilzrulz > ME*
skilzrulz > ME*
Omega Star2000 > do i need anything to hold people
Cousin Balki > arms?
SandWormJr > No man, just open your arms, walk to them.
SandWormJr > But be gentle. No one likes bear hugs.
Cousin Balki > and don't grab their ass unless yer really close
Jackie Cross > cells might work if they are uncooperative
SandWormJr > Or unless you have a quick exit.
Jackie Cross > and were masekd
Cousin Balki > that too
Jason Lemay > reminds me of a japanese av film i saw lol
Jackie Cross > some might be vengeful...
Jackie Cross > oh?
SandWormJr > Ninja Mutant Ass Grabbers?
Cousin Balki > arms?
SandWormJr > No man, just open your arms, walk to them.
SandWormJr > But be gentle. No one likes bear hugs.
Cousin Balki > and don't grab their ass unless yer really close
Jackie Cross > cells might work if they are uncooperative
SandWormJr > Or unless you have a quick exit.
Jackie Cross > and were masekd
Cousin Balki > that too
Jason Lemay > reminds me of a japanese av film i saw lol
Jackie Cross > some might be vengeful...
Jackie Cross > oh?
SandWormJr > Ninja Mutant Ass Grabbers?
Roale Tharan > if i want a true american experience i'll go to canada
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Grak Yarn > Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
Yuki Li > you're about as gangster as my grandparents
neur0n > not really
neur0n > russians > all tbh
Altai Saker > russians are really good at crime
Celek > russians are the chuck norris of EvE
neur0n > russians > all tbh
Altai Saker > russians are really good at crime
Celek > russians are the chuck norris of EvE
sugarXsugar > night. i have to work tomorrow and... it's already tomorrow... =(