Sharaana Tal > Wow is like a Word Search, Eve is like a Cryptic Crossword :)
Rahn Altyr > damnit, i forgot to fit the damn hauler with an ab
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Beloved deLove > lol
Rahn Altyr > f this... i'm not going 20 km at 126 m/s
Whiro Teiuq > You speed addict.
Whiro Teiuq > You don't get to whine about until you're hauling at 92 m/s
Rahn Altyr > hell, i might put an overdrive injector on this beast
Whiro Teiuq > Defeats the purpose of a hauler, Rahn.
Whiro Teiuq > Kills your cargo capacity.
Rahn Altyr > no, it just hauls ass instead
Whiro Teiuq > An ass is only 0.1 m3. You don't need a hauler for that.
Whiro Teiuq > 0.2 m3 if it's J-Lo.
Hyoukai > some ppl like playing excel online
Khiril > what's excel?
Hyoukai > spreadsheet online?
Khiril > what's excel?
Hyoukai > spreadsheet online?
Enya Weylin > Sober-up IV here, makes you look 5% less drunk per level
couger malthas > heh, silly american, weed is for Canadians :D
Duckeye > ugh, these socks smell like a horse squirted some projectile diarrhea into howard sterns mouth after he died of alcohol poisoning from sticking a bottle of vodka up his ass and falling asleep in his hammock on the beach of his mansion in florida
kahlan650 > i want a date with Arwix
Arwix > hmm..
Arwix > will you dance for me like an exotic dancer?
xRazoRx > so you are lesbians, eh?
Arwix > you like that idea don't you razor?
xRazoRx > i dont date with neutrals though
xRazoRx > they can pull out a gun in the most intimate moment *_*
Arwix > awww that's too bad :(
xRazoRx > so i will have to bring some ropes then
Arwix > I was so hoping to spend some time alone with you ;)
xRazoRx > or ether... who knows
xRazoRx > or both
Lapton > how bout with Clariese
Lapton > you want to date her?
xRazoRx > with a scout? meh...
xRazoRx > i dont think she has much skill, ye know
Lapton > I just made her yesterday
Lapton > HES HOT!
Lapton > SHE*
Arwix > hmm..
Arwix > will you dance for me like an exotic dancer?
xRazoRx > so you are lesbians, eh?
Arwix > you like that idea don't you razor?
xRazoRx > i dont date with neutrals though
xRazoRx > they can pull out a gun in the most intimate moment *_*
Arwix > awww that's too bad :(
xRazoRx > so i will have to bring some ropes then
Arwix > I was so hoping to spend some time alone with you ;)
xRazoRx > or ether... who knows
xRazoRx > or both
Lapton > how bout with Clariese
Lapton > you want to date her?
xRazoRx > with a scout? meh...
xRazoRx > i dont think she has much skill, ye know
Lapton > I just made her yesterday
Lapton > HES HOT!
Lapton > SHE*
Moose Beard > the benny hill theme makes anything good
Moose Beard > it can be a clip of someone getting shoved in a woodchipper, add benny hill = hillarious
Moose Beard > it can be a clip of someone getting shoved in a woodchipper, add benny hill = hillarious
A'esma Daeva > you'll never get me in a nano unless you plan to come here and pull a gun to my face
Suprox > What's your address?
Suprox > What's your address?
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."