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j0sephine> Am posting here so one day when i have children and they ask me "Mom, what was the greatest thing that ever happened to you?" i can tell them i was in a daniel jackson thread... ¬¬;
Degen Sankriga > That's on the same line of thought as "Lets use my Penis to screw this bed together, what? Not working? Why?!"
Degen Sankriga > The point is thus:
> Youtube doesn't accept anything but Video formats.
> My Penis can't construct a bed.
Berantus Civire > GKHASDOVADSVOGDOAHFHHV JHFOIUZHDFV ZDHVOIUZD SVUSDGF UOAUVAUD FUSDO OIUHADOS FIUHADSOF IUHAF IDUSFHZ OIUDFH AIUDSFH HDIUFHDSIUFHA DUHSDUF DIUFHODUFHO DVUSDZHOUSDHOIUD ZUDHVOUDH DIH AUSDHF UDH OZUSD
Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
Vaun Erryk > There have been a collection of RPers who have used their characters to fulfill RL fantasies and yeah it's caused weirdness on many levels
Kelsy Talan > Well, isn't that part of RP, essentially? I'd love to fly a spaceship.
Vaun Erryk > oh yeah I mean like the weird wishes
Kelsy Talan > Where all of your extremeties become penises and you engage in group sex like that?
Kelsy Talan > Because that would be weird.
Vaun Erryk > My arms are penises with hand prostheses on the ends just for this sort of situation.
Verone > I just have a cthulhu of penises between my legs for such situations
Verone > Most of them are however bruised and bleeding, from thrashing and slapping eachother due to my constant state of arousal
* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Alucard Shadows > Purifier looks like a personal transport now, more than a bomber:(
Onyxalia La'fiette > i agree alucard....
Onyxalia La'fiette > like the soccer mom van of eve
Ronald Speirs > OMG DS is in local.....are the forums down ???? :P
Snapes > dont panic!! the dev is not out to kill us.........................yet!
Dark Shikari > lol
Dark Shikari > was afk
Snapes > aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT SPEAKS!?!?!
Avernus > man, that's like OMGRAWR material that is :P
<Renbo|BIG> mim - they have 10k BS's - but all are fitted with miners ;)
<mim> i would like. orgasm if i ran into a fleet of 10k hostile miners ;)
<Renbo|BIG> too much info
<mim> ^_^
* DelTorres|BIG|afk tries to imagine that one
<mim> well actually i'd prolly lag out and ctd
<mim> but still
<Sochin> someone explain this Centurian thing to me
<Sforza> Its a rank ASCN give to a member who can point a gun the right way
<@HellGremlin> Well
<@HellGremlin> Ore thieves and can thieves are yelled about a lot
<@HellGremlin> But mostly by victims, who really really do not matter.
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