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Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Derek Deline > my dog hates kids
Power's Urge > good dog
Derek Deline > as in he wants to murder them
Power's Urge > bad dog
Kythanis > lol dock and get some sleep or Ill send you to the clone bank
Murphy > :P
Murphy > I don't care what people think, you're not my wife, you can't boss me around!! :P
Kythanis > want me to come pod you to prove a point?
Murphy > no dear
Kythanis > then dock :P
Murphy > yes dear
Imhotep Dax > anyone needs a new member?
Cadela Fria > uh, no I'm happy enough with my member as it is
Dr Wilhelm > what kinda stuff you into
Cadela Fria > oh wait...not that kind of member
The Fates > is it long?
CanisNubilus > lol
The Fates > thick, at least?
snowlock > cadela it is all your fault
Cadela Fria > oh god what I have started
Jaxxon Voers > 2006.10.27 03:23:54 Combat Your Game of EVE perfectly strikes your marriage for a wrecking hit of divorce.
WaliWorld > good luck kantress, hope your head soes not esplode
Kantress > Which head?
Theo Samaritan > the one your brain is in
Theo Samaritan > so careful, you may not walk
Rayne Marvani > That reminds me of this Robin Williams quote, theo....
Rayne Marvani > It goes something like "God gave man both a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to use one at a time"
Theo Samaritan > ah yes i know that quote well
Theo Samaritan > the better one is what my great grandad said
Theo Samaritan > "If you have a son, you only have one prick to worry about. If you have a daughter, you have every bugger elses."
The Stampede > /emote pokes urri with the business end of a badger
Dj Urri > 0o
Qwaar Jet > Ow...
Shadow Silvermoon > which is the business end?
The Stampede > depends, whats your business?
tastinn > and if i use some drones they should attack the drones befor me?
Phillippe > 2250 armour
Phillippe > 2K shields
Phillippe > in theory, yes
tastinn > it will go for a barge or a drone first :)
Phillippe > hopefully
tastinn > i will just use ender to be a bait
Augin Soric > Ah, Alcohol, both the source and solution of all the world's problems.
Killer Tiger > hey whats the BM Copy butten again is it alt or ctrl?
Princess Beefcurtains > shift
Killer Tiger > that to
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