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Jethro Stonehedge > any minnors out there?
n33k4 > Jethro Stonehedge HI i am a 13 year old girl from California. how may i assist you ?
Martyr 01 > afternoon guys
Montolio > Hey
Rover Vitesse > hi bud
Martyr 01 > just wondering....
Martyr 01 > if you're moving at the speed of light....
Martyr 01 > ...and try to make a cup of tea....
Martyr 01 > ....will the kettle ever come to the boil? ;)
Rover Vitesse > well, at the speed of light mass is infinite
Rover Vitesse > soo
Rover Vitesse > take some chocolate biscuits
Martyr 01 > so no then lol
Martyr 01 > lol
Rover Vitesse > (hobnobs are good)
Rover Vitesse > who gives a fuck about your weight??
Martyr 01 > hmm...imagines a hand with infinite mass trying to lift and bite into a hobnob of infinite mass lol
Rover Vitesse > thats pretty far out
Martyr 01 > that's be one poor frustrated soul
Martyr 01 > *that'd
Rover Vitesse > and no cup of tea
Martyr 01 > aye :((
Rover Vitesse > however...consider a Fairy Cake
Martyr 01 > aaah yes
Martyr 01 > ...but at the speed of light that would have infinite gayness ;P
Theo Samaritan > thinking about it i think i could probably pop a BC in one
Theo Samaritan > my SB of choice has EM bonus, which means insta-rape shield
Theo Samaritan > i fly the amarran one, its EM or bust
Epsilon Build > Insta rape... youll need to explane how you can instantaniously rape someone.... i could use that skill
Epsilon Build > normal rape takes too long
Theo Samaritan > dont fap for eight years
Or'Ipahs > JOIN IN AND HELP >_<
Ghost Serina > but we don't roam...
Or'Ipahs > we're getting there
Ghost Serina > WELL I WANNA FUCKING ROAM
Or'Ipahs > atm its not about roamig
Ghost Serina > hmph
Ghost Serina > xD
Ghost Serina > /emote likes RP'ing pms'd female
Ashar KorAzor > Ah, M0o. How I want to smack you...
Samirol > m0o is gone
Ashar KorAzor > I know, that makes it worse
Ryo Jang > i'm pretty :D
Skirge > O_o
Ryo Jang > cough
HyJek > say something manly to redeem yourself
Ryo Jang > um
Ryo Jang > i like beer and women
HyJek > man status redeemed
Cian T'Barnel > they have to go outside in the rain, no exceptiosn
Cian T'Barnel > means can goto pub and not come hoime stinking of smoke
Shikaku > now you don't have to contract lung cancer while you're getting your liver disease :D
Futher Bezluden > 3652m/s in my stiletto
Bjorn Stahle > Pretty good speed in heels, how fast is your ship?
McNab DK1977 > so what's this about an aeon ?
Asceticism > guy says he goes and gets a sandwich right? super drifts out while afk, blammo
Smag > must have been one hell of a sandwich
Asceticism > it made me hungry
McNab DK1977 > we lost the aeon because of a sandwich ?
Asceticism > well it was a blt
DestroyEraseImprove > bacon lossmail tomato
McNab DK1977 > oh... okay then
(@deww) you got your tractor beams fitted carebear?
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low
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